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If You Go Carrying Pictures Of Chairman Mao # 2 : The Tailor
Post Date: 2012-10-06 19:26:22 by Paul Stanner
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Assuming that many of you are still believers of the current political orthodoxy that China will soon rule the world I have great news for you. It isn't going to happen in your life time and probably never. Click the link Cracker !!! Click for Full Text!
A Breakthrough In Sino - Tibetan Relations
Post Date: 2012-10-06 19:17:34 by Paul Stanner
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’m certain that due to the censorship of news that the Chinese government so vigorously engages in you are not aware that there has been a significant development in the China – Tibet situation. Click the link Cracker Click for Full Text! Click for Full Text!
Little Johnny
Post Date: 2012-10-05 19:14:50 by Lod
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The teacher asks the kids in class "What do you want to be when you grow up? How about you, Johnny?" "I wanna be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch, give her a Ferrari to drive, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel the world, an Infinite visa card, and make love to her three times a day." The teacher, not knowing how to handle this bad behavior, decides to ignore what he said continues the lesson. "And you, Maria?" "Well Miss," she replies, "I guess I want to be Johnny's bitch."
D.D. Lumix Undercover In China
Post Date: 2012-10-04 22:13:43 by Paul Stanner
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Dear Cracker Friends : Welcome to our " DD. Lumix Undercover In China " page. D.D. Will now introduce herself. Click the link Cracker !!! Click for Full Text! Click for Full Text!
Playboy After Dark
Post Date: 2012-10-04 22:05:32 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Bring back the reruns.
Blacks for Romney
Post Date: 2012-10-04 20:03:31 by X-15
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Why Men Bond with the 007 Theme
Post Date: 2012-10-03 19:02:28 by X-15
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Maybe it's the stealthy bass line. Or the machine-gun guitar solo. Or the swaggering wail of the horns. Or maybe it's all three shaken together. Whatever the reasons (and there are many), the "James Bond Theme" still has a way of making guys feel, well, more guy-ly. Fifty years after appearing in "Dr. No"—the first James Bond film, which had its premiere in London on Oct. 5, 1962—the jaunty theme is back with a vengeance. At the Olympics' opening ceremony, the theme played as Britain's "queen" parachuted from a helicopter. On Oct. 5, Vic Flick, the theme's original guitarist, will perform his signature solo during "The Music ...
The New KKK
Post Date: 2012-10-03 18:21:07 by Paul Stanner
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OMG !!! I can't believe what The New KKK is up to !! Click the link Kracker!!! Click for Full Text!
The Great Harbin Cuban Cigar Autopsy Caper
Post Date: 2012-10-03 18:17:24 by Paul Stanner
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I have a Canadian friend here in Harbin who is a bit of a cigar afficianado . He definitely knows a good cigar when he smells one or smokes one. He is also a smooth talking wheeler dealer type. Click the link Cracker !!! Click for Full Text!
I Blame Jesus
Post Date: 2012-10-03 18:12:24 by Paul Stanner
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When I was a young pup of 45 I was a normal well adjusted American woman just biding time waiting for my midlife crisis. Clcik the link Cracker!!! Click for Full Text! Click for Full Text!
The Circle Of Strife
Post Date: 2012-10-03 18:08:25 by Paul Stanner
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When I first came to China I was a normal , fun loving , healthy American female with blond hair , blue eyes and white skin. Click the link Cracker Click for Full Text!
Al Gore Is Extremely Upset With " The BIG Biscuit "
Post Date: 2012-10-03 18:01:25 by Paul Stanner
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The BIG Biscuit is quaking in his Chinese made Nikes !! lol Click the link Cracker !!! Click for Full Text! Click for Full Text!
D-I-V-O-R-C-E
Post Date: 2012-10-03 17:55:09 by Paul Stanner
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Friends I come to you today seeking your prayers. There has been an unfortunate turn of events in my family. My lover of 25 years has left me for another. Please pray for my family that has been so savaged by divorce. For the sordid details of our split please click here. I'm so sick of these sooth talking well dressed types with their money and connections destroying families just for fun!! Click on the link Cracker !!! Click for Full Text!
Evil Chihuahua Terrorizes Pug
Post Date: 2012-10-03 13:16:45 by Turtle
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Lucidity Is THE Enemy # 4 : The Underwear Terrorist Bomber
Post Date: 2012-10-03 06:43:47 by Paul Stanner
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Tales of the trials and tribulations of an American Cracker teacher who has lived and worked in The Land Of Chairman Mao's Miracle as for eleven years he battles The Yellow Knights Of The HaNazee daily. Click the link Cracker!!! Click for Full Text! Click for Full Text!
THe Holy Prayer Of The Dumbasses
Post Date: 2012-10-03 05:47:13 by Paul Stanner
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CNBC continues it's intercultural dialogue with the Dumbasses. Click the link Cracker !! Click for Full Text!
The Ten Commandments Of The Holy Church Of The Dumbasses
Post Date: 2012-10-03 05:43:00 by Paul Stanner
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As a public service in order to understand our fellow humans of other persuasions CNBC { Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp. } is pleased to bring you the following cultural presentation click the link Cracker !! Click for Full Text!
DOTUS In The Canine Calaboose ?
Post Date: 2012-10-03 02:30:21 by Paul Stanner
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Confidential CNBC sources buried deep undercover within the Whithouse are reporting a major incident in The Oval Office today. President Obama was attacked by a disgruntled family member. Click the link Cracker !!! lol Click for Full Text! Click for Full Text!
St. No Limit Nigga { The Trayvon Martin Movie }
Post Date: 2012-10-03 02:18:21 by Paul Stanner
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The movie of the life story of the late not so lamented Travon " No Limit Nigga " Martin. Click the link Cracker !!! lol
The Trayvon Martin Memorial Hoodie Sale
Post Date: 2012-10-03 02:07:47 by Paul Stanner
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The Trayvon Martin Memorial Hoodie Sale 04/13/20120 Comments The Trayvon Martin Memorial Hoodie Sale By Paul Stanner Cracker News Broadcasting Co. -- The OTHER CNBC is pleased to announce that as a means of honoring the legacy of the late Trayvon Martin we will be holding our First Annual Trayvon Martin Memorial Hoodie Sale. Click the link for the story it's too long to post in it's entirety here.
Ｔｈｅ Ｃｒａｃｋｅｒ Ｓａｌｕｔｅ
Post Date: 2012-10-02 23:23:53 by farmfriend
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Ｔｈｅ Ｃｒａｃｋｅｒ Ｓａｌｕｔｅ Dear Fellow Crackers : CNBC thinks that it's time that we had our own Cracker handshake / greeting / salute. The Brothas have their own 37 gyration and 22 twists handshake. Crackers have their own also. It's a very simple yet effective greeting. As follows : L hand just below left cheek , forefinger and thumb in the shape of a C , remaining three fingers sticking straight up ,a cracker of any variety in R hand when possible , a big smile on your face and a warm hello in your heart. CNBC suggests that the next time a Brotha or Sista ...
Another Trayvonning : Provo , Utah
Post Date: 2012-10-02 23:16:00 by farmfriend
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Another Trayvonning : Provo , Utah BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!! Dateline : Provo , Utah April 2 , 2012 CNBC just received a tip from an unidentified caller that there has been another " Trayvoning " at Utah State University. A young Black male pre - dental student at Utah State University identified as Dennis Clemmons while walking home from the Library at 8: 30 P.M. was " Trayvoned " by a Mestizo - Albanian security guard. Police are enroute to the scene. Our sources have informed us of a few preliminary facts in this sad event. As follows : Spike Lee has Tweeted the addresses of all Mestizo - Albanians in an effort to ensure that the perpetrator of this ...
How Turtle Understands Women so Well
Post Date: 2012-10-01 17:29:25 by Turtle
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Woman: How do you understand women so well? Turtle: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability. Now figure out what movie that's from. And it's not "The Life and Loves of Turtle." That one hasn't been made yet.
Eagles hoop dance
Post Date: 2012-09-26 16:51:19 by X-15
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Poster Comment:!!!!!!!!!
The Two Dogs
Post Date: 2012-09-26 11:42:45 by Turtle
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Yesterday, for the first time in my life, I saw a woman in a store with a tiny dog under each arm. Maybe she thought they were six-guns. At least they weren't cats. I was told this is common in France. I've seen more than one woman in public carrying a tiny little chihuahua like a baby.
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