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Turtle's Hobby
Post Date: 2012-09-21 19:24:51 by Turtle
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Juggling running chainsaws, live puppies, and midgets.
Report: Male Genitalia Shrinking
Post Date: 2012-09-20 20:46:06 by X-15
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While searching the internet for stories that get you talking, we came across this report about some of the weirdest scientific studies. According to the report on Chacha.com, if size matters, male private parts are apparently shrinking. According to the report, the study’s leaders claim to have bona fide research that says the average size of a penis is roughly 10 percent smaller than it was 50 years ago. The post on the study doesn’t say how the research was conducted or give numbers. But it does provide several reasons for the supposed shrinkage, including weight gain, stress, smoking and alcohol. The report also says air pollution has been shown to “negatively impact ...
Eddy Arnold - The Cattle Call
Post Date: 2012-09-16 18:05:38 by farmfriend
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Turtle's Pug Banned for Life
Post Date: 2012-09-16 10:38:10 by Turtle
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Turtle's pug, whose name is Pug, has been banned for life from my neighbor's home due to the catastrophic gaseous emissions that are one of the main characteristics of pugs. She even sprayed him with deodorizer, to no avail. I told her I could dunk him in one of the two 50-gallon drums of Hai Karate I laid in when I was a teenager but even that wasn't good enough. Poor Pug. He didn't even know what he did. Pugs never do.
The Metamorphosis of Turtle
Post Date: 2012-09-15 22:44:41 by abraxas
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What bootloader supports any OS but contains a trojan that attacks Iran?
Post Date: 2012-09-13 16:44:40 by Prefrontal Vortex
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Netanyaboot.
LOL Funny! Oppa Gangnam Style
Post Date: 2012-09-11 17:43:21 by F.A. Hayek Fan
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Cheers! 5 Intoxicating Facts About Beer
Post Date: 2012-09-03 20:38:19 by Buzzard
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If America, and American workers, had an official alcoholic beverage, it would probably be beer. According to the Brewers Association, the overall U.S. beer market was worth $96 billion in 2011, when some 200 million barrels of beer were sold (1 barrel equals 31 gallons of beer). In the same year, 1,989 breweries in the United States were fermenting everything from light lagers to chocolaty stouts. In that spirit, and in salute to Labor Day, LiveScience proposes a toast to beer, that sudsy beverage that humans have brewed for millennia. 1. What's in a glass? Water, mostly. But also flowers, fungus and grains. Beer gets much of its flavor from hops, which are vine-grown flowers that ...
Why It's Good to be a Superhero
Post Date: 2012-09-03 14:45:13 by Turtle
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This boy got separated from his father so he asked the nearest superhero to use his superpowers to locate his father. This will be one of the best memories Flash will ever have. One of my best memories is Wonder Woman. I recognized her by her....bracelets.
The Greatest Drunken Love Song Ever
Post Date: 2012-09-02 12:06:27 by Turtle
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This is How Turtle's Nephew Got Married
Post Date: 2012-08-31 15:02:45 by Turtle
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Pretty cool, huh?
Laugh of Day: Left-wing Republicrat out damned spot claims fellow left-wing Republicrat Robamney is going to "save us"
Post Date: 2012-08-29 20:13:17 by F.A. Hayek Fan
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What an ignoramous! LOL! Save us Robamney, save us!
"I Will Survive" - Frank the Pug
Post Date: 2012-08-26 16:03:07 by Turtle
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The Husband Store
Post Date: 2012-08-26 12:04:03 by Turtle
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A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to The Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 – These men have Jobs She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor ...
Pink Floyd - Dark Side Of The Moon-Full Album-HQ
Post Date: 2012-08-26 10:46:05 by freepatriot32
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Bus collides with tanker in China, killing 36
Post Date: 2012-08-26 02:10:38 by Tatarewicz
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BEIJING (AP) — A double-decker sleeper bus rammed into a tanker loaded with highly-flammable methanol on a northern Chinese highway early Sunday, causing both vehicles to burst into flames and killing 36 people, state media said. The official Xinhua News Agency said 39 people were on the long distance sleeper bus when it crashed and only three survived. The survivors were hospitalized, it said, but didn't say what condition they were in. The tanker had just returned to the highway after an early morning rest stop when it was apparently rear-ended by the bus at around 2:40 a.m. close to the city of Yan'an in Shaanxi province, the official China News website said. The bus had ...
Simple Message
Post Date: 2012-08-25 10:06:20 by christine
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One day a woman's husband died, and on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of their bedroom, the wife was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't "anymore". No more hugs, no more special moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, no more "just one minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most gets all used up and goes away, never to return before we can say good-bye, or "I care" or "I love you." So while we have it, it's best we love it, care for it, fix it when it's broken and heal it when it's sick. This is true for marriage.....And old cars... children with bad report cards and ...
'Twas the night before Elections....
Post Date: 2012-08-19 01:00:38 by X-15
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NIGHT BEFORE ELECTIONS 'Twas the night before elections And all through the town Tempers were flaring Emotions all up and down! I, in my bathrobe With a cat in my lap Had cut off the TV Tired of political crap. When all of a sudden There arose such a noise I peered out of my window Saw Obama and his boys They had come for my wallet They wanted my pay To give to the others Who had not worked a day! He snatched up my money And quick as a wink Jumped back on his bandwagon As I gagged from the stink He then rallied his henchmen Who were pulling his cart I could tell they were out To tear my country apart! "On Fannie, on Freddie, On Biden and Ayers! On ACORN, On ...
James Gregory Lawn Mower Repair / Shaving Cream / Midgets / Fear Of Flying
Post Date: 2012-08-14 19:04:08 by James Deffenbach
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Turtle's Favorite Hero
Post Date: 2012-08-13 12:22:44 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Commando Cody.
Women: Know Your Limits! Harry Enfield - BBC comedy
Post Date: 2012-08-12 17:23:04 by Horse
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Baby's got back- but at least she's not getting shot in the back
Post Date: 2012-08-11 21:44:22 by Artisan
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I snapped a funny picture Saturday on the beach at Santa Monica, CA, as two police officers cruising the beach in their ATV's stopped to chat with two ocean-bound bikini clad women. Our tax dollars at work! Only later as I looked at the photo did I notice that one of the officers saw me taking the picture and appears to be glaring at the camera. Hee Hee! This is indeed an opportunity to mock the armed revenue agents peering at beachgoers looking for petty violations; but these two giddy gals were more fortunate than many, whose interactions with police involves being shot in the back, as opposed to cops checking out their near-bare backsides. The women told the cops they wanted to ride ...
Some Women Will Get Naked and Read Fairy Tales in Deep Ellum (Dallas) Next Week
Post Date: 2012-08-11 10:44:13 by X-15
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Yes. It's true. Next Friday, August 17, a group of Dallas women will sit proud in front of an audience and read passages from their favorite stories, completely in the nude. It's a literary trend appropriately titled Naked Girls Reading, and now, after a two year hiatus, it's returned to Dallas. The concept was hatched in Chicago by a couple of burlesque performers. They just thought it would be fun. It wound up becoming a phenomenon. Brainy babes lined up, contributing both their original works and also their favorite short stories, poems and passages to the events. They were passionate. Thoughtful. Naked. Soon installments of Naked Girls Reading started popping up all over ...
Johnny Carson Lie Detector Politician
Post Date: 2012-08-08 21:10:48 by farmfriend
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The Pug That Couldn't Run
Post Date: 2012-08-08 11:49:12 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:This is hysterical.
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