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Can I get on the plane now?
Post Date: 2012-04-18 08:58:42 by Jethro Tull
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"Dancin' The Boogie" - by Silvan Zingg Boogie Woogie Piano ♫ ♪ ♫ Will & Maéva Dancers
Post Date: 2012-04-17 21:46:14 by Horse
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Poster Comment:Do not try this at home.
"When Pugs Attack"
Post Date: 2012-04-17 14:31:59 by Turtle
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JOHNNY CARSON IN WHO, WHAT, WHEN, WHERE, WHY - 4.40.wmv
Post Date: 2012-04-15 22:06:01 by farmfriend
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How to sneak booze into a stadium
Post Date: 2012-04-14 11:54:20 by christine
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Poster Comment:where there's a will there's a way....
When Turtle Saw Monsters
Post Date: 2012-04-13 14:21:57 by Turtle
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You see that goofy movie poster up there? It's from the movie, "The Colossus of New York," an obscure and pretty good black-and-white SF/horror film. I keep that poster not only stored on my computer, but printed out and framed on my wall. Let me explain. When I was barely five years old, my parents took my sister and me to the movies. Colossus was playing, although it took me a few decades and some people at the Internet Movie Database to identify the film. I remember absolutely nothing about the movie except one thing. As I sat in the darkness of the movie theater, my feet dangling Robert-Reich-like above the floor, the Colossus appeared on a balcony on the right side ...
Absolute proof that we are a nation of 'tards
Post Date: 2012-04-12 20:23:46 by Jethro Tull
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www.safeshare.tv/v/fJuNgBkloFE
Pug Bowling
Post Date: 2012-04-11 14:53:55 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Sometimes it's good to laugh about silly things.
Flirty Quips to Female Small Talk
Post Date: 2012-04-10 12:41:23 by Turtle
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Surprisingly few men know how to flirt. (It’s surprising because, given the importance of flirting to evoking a feeling of incipient sexual release in a girl’s mind, you’d think evolution would have ensured a lot more men are skilled at the craft. I consider the absence of widely distributed flirting skills, particularly among northern europeans and asians, to be evidence that for much of mankind’s ancestral past the sex ratio was skewed enough in the typical man’s favor that he didn’t need to learn how to appeal to women’s romantic needs.) But I digress. When girls ask simple questions, or when they engage in innocuous chit chat, it’s in your ...
ANALOG MAN - JOE WALSH (Awesome )
Post Date: 2012-04-07 17:42:48 by noone222
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Poster Comment:This is me all over !
Mitt Romney - The Least Interesting Man In The World (Bill Maher)
Post Date: 2012-04-06 23:04:15 by Bill D Berger
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Poster Comment:I don't normally watch Maher, but I happened to be flipping through the dial and caught this - it's a take-off on the Dos Equis beer commercials.
Is There Sex After Death
Post Date: 2012-04-06 18:53:07 by christine
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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there was sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: "Sue..........Sue…" "Is that you, George?" "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." "That's wonderful!? What's it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud – lots ...
How to Control Your Wife’s Behavior by Being a Pack Leader
Post Date: 2012-04-05 14:33:19 by Turtle
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Is your wife doing a behavior that you don’t approve of? Does she pull you around? Do you feel that you can’t control her? Is it hard to take items pretty things away from her without being bitten (not literally of course)? To solve all the symptoms, we must get to the root of the matter. Your wife is most likely thinking that she is the pack leader, or at least she is confused about who is the pack leader. When you claim leadership, the wife is free and content to be a happy willing follower. 1. Good Reasons to be a Pack Leader •Your wife will remain well-behaved, even around other women who may or may not be. •Your wife will learn to respect your possessions. ...
I'll Be Your San Antone Rose - video
Post Date: 2012-04-05 08:02:03 by Lod
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Pug vs. Bull Mastiff
Post Date: 2012-04-04 12:52:41 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Pugs and mastiffs are supposed to be related to each other. Pugs are sometimes referred to as "mini-mastiffs."
Pug Races
Post Date: 2012-04-03 14:25:48 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:The saddest thing about this is that weiner dogs are beat pugs in racing.
Race is Socially Constructed
Post Date: 2012-04-03 14:21:43 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Of course, this means weiner dogs can beat greyhounds.
Pugs are Wolves
Post Date: 2012-04-03 13:33:22 by Turtle
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Sudden realization, caught on camera
Post Date: 2012-04-02 16:45:28 by PSUSA2
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Are you feeling ducky?
Post Date: 2012-04-02 12:53:38 by Eric Stratton
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Go to DuckDuckGo ... From the drop down menu to the right of the search bar, select "I'm feeling ducky" ... Type in "Miserable Failure" into the search bar ... ... eh voila! A little humor for us peasants dwelling in this realm that we may as well call The Commode.
Are You Polish?
Post Date: 2012-04-01 10:33:23 by christine
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A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?" The guy , clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?" The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't." The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask ...
How to Seduce an INTJ
Post Date: 2012-03-31 12:32:41 by Turtle
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I don’t mean physically. I mean emotionally. I am an INTJ – Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, Judging. Hannibal Lector is also an INTJ (I didn't have to look up that he was one; it was clear from the movie). You’re probably wondering why I bring him up, but I have good reasons. In both the novel and the movie, The Silence of the Lambs, when Clarice and Hannibal met, they play tit-for-tat – she tells him something, he tells her something. The reason Hannibal did what he did is because all INTJs have a desire for knowledge. Taken to an extreme, it’s the sin of Greed. INTJs are emotionally satisfied by knowing things they want to know. But it has to be what they ...
The largest lotto jackpot ever.....
Post Date: 2012-03-30 15:45:27 by Jethro Tull
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Is it the frank or the beans?
Post Date: 2012-03-30 15:40:22 by FormerLurker
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The Girls' Favorite Hair Gel
Post Date: 2012-03-30 14:27:13 by Turtle
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