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Women Either Love or Hate Turtle
Post Date: 2012-05-14 12:18:47 by Turtle
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There is nothing in-between. There never has been. Women who are intelligent, sensitive and perceptive, with a sense of humor, love Turtle. Women are aren't too smart, insensitive and lack perception, with no sense of humor, hate Turtle and generally try to kill him. The ones who especially try to kill him are the unattractive overweight ones. I have never figured out what about me makes certain ones try to kill me.
2012 Social Security Stimulus Package
Post Date: 2012-05-13 23:59:29 by farmfriend
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Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2012 Social Security Stimulus Package. It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my ass, 2 discount coupons to KFC, an "Obama Hope & Change" bumper sticker, and a "Blame it all on Bush" poster for the front yard. The directions were in Spanish. Watch for yours soon.
Turtle's Night Out
Post Date: 2012-05-11 21:21:45 by Hmmmmm
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Poster Comment:14,136,956 Hits! We're doomed He cleans up nice though.
Robotic Butt Can Sense Emotions And Respond
Post Date: 2012-05-11 18:34:45 by Armadillo
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Poster Comment:Waiting for a vaginal version...
HOLD ON
Post Date: 2012-05-09 23:22:12 by abraxas
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New Blues........bless my heart......bless my soul (Enjoy!)
Today's favorite song--Gotye Somebody That I Used To Know
Post Date: 2012-05-09 15:28:45 by christine
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Poster Comment:Great lyrics and melody...
Pug/Duck Brawl
Post Date: 2012-05-09 14:01:09 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Pretty funny!
A list of 600 songs from the Vietnam War Era.
Post Date: 2012-05-07 17:06:58 by Jethro Tull
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lzcenter.com/Vietnam%20War%20Era%20Music.htmlPoster Comment:How cool is this????
A Movie No One Saw Except Turtle
Post Date: 2012-05-04 14:34:22 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Dark City. I know of no one who saw this except me. And it's a great film.
Need a little drama?
Post Date: 2012-05-01 08:28:42 by Hmmmmm
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Poster Comment:Enjoy
This one tough test
Post Date: 2012-04-30 15:59:44 by Jethro Tull
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www.bbc.co.uk/science/hum...nseschallenge/senses.swf? Poster Comment:click it on and have at it!
The first time
Post Date: 2012-04-26 23:15:48 by Artisan
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The first time ever I saw your face - Roberta Flack Poster Comment::-)
Budgie: Crash Course in Brain Surgery
Post Date: 2012-04-25 20:21:28 by gengis gandhi
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Dreams
Post Date: 2012-04-22 21:44:11 by Lod
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Roll Me Away
Post Date: 2012-04-20 23:16:05 by Lod
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Poster Comment:Sounds better today than it did thirty years ago...
The Greatest Soap Opera Ever
Post Date: 2012-04-18 13:38:41 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:The only soap opera I watched as a kid is this one. I think it was on for about three months, but boy was it a hit.
Can I get on the plane now?
Post Date: 2012-04-18 08:58:42 by Jethro Tull
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"Dancin' The Boogie" - by Silvan Zingg Boogie Woogie Piano ♫ ♪ ♫ Will & Maéva Dancers
Post Date: 2012-04-17 21:46:14 by Horse
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Poster Comment:Do not try this at home.
"When Pugs Attack"
Post Date: 2012-04-17 14:31:59 by Turtle
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JOHNNY CARSON IN WHO, WHAT, WHEN, WHERE, WHY - 4.40.wmv
Post Date: 2012-04-15 22:06:01 by farmfriend
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How to sneak booze into a stadium
Post Date: 2012-04-14 11:54:20 by christine
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Poster Comment:where there's a will there's a way....
When Turtle Saw Monsters
Post Date: 2012-04-13 14:21:57 by Turtle
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You see that goofy movie poster up there? It's from the movie, "The Colossus of New York," an obscure and pretty good black-and-white SF/horror film. I keep that poster not only stored on my computer, but printed out and framed on my wall. Let me explain. When I was barely five years old, my parents took my sister and me to the movies. Colossus was playing, although it took me a few decades and some people at the Internet Movie Database to identify the film. I remember absolutely nothing about the movie except one thing. As I sat in the darkness of the movie theater, my feet dangling Robert-Reich-like above the floor, the Colossus appeared on a balcony on the right side ...
Absolute proof that we are a nation of 'tards
Post Date: 2012-04-12 20:23:46 by Jethro Tull
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www.safeshare.tv/v/fJuNgBkloFE
Pug Bowling
Post Date: 2012-04-11 14:53:55 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Sometimes it's good to laugh about silly things.
Flirty Quips to Female Small Talk
Post Date: 2012-04-10 12:41:23 by Turtle
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Surprisingly few men know how to flirt. (It’s surprising because, given the importance of flirting to evoking a feeling of incipient sexual release in a girl’s mind, you’d think evolution would have ensured a lot more men are skilled at the craft. I consider the absence of widely distributed flirting skills, particularly among northern europeans and asians, to be evidence that for much of mankind’s ancestral past the sex ratio was skewed enough in the typical man’s favor that he didn’t need to learn how to appeal to women’s romantic needs.) But I digress. When girls ask simple questions, or when they engage in innocuous chit chat, it’s in your ...
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