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ANALOG MAN - JOE WALSH (Awesome )
Post Date: 2012-04-07 17:42:48 by noone222
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Poster Comment:This is me all over !
Mitt Romney - The Least Interesting Man In The World (Bill Maher)
Post Date: 2012-04-06 23:04:15 by Bill D Berger
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Poster Comment:I don't normally watch Maher, but I happened to be flipping through the dial and caught this - it's a take-off on the Dos Equis beer commercials.
Is There Sex After Death
Post Date: 2012-04-06 18:53:07 by christine
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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there was sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: "Sue..........Sue…" "Is that you, George?" "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." "That's wonderful!? What's it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud – lots ...
How to Control Your Wife’s Behavior by Being a Pack Leader
Post Date: 2012-04-05 14:33:19 by Turtle
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Is your wife doing a behavior that you don’t approve of? Does she pull you around? Do you feel that you can’t control her? Is it hard to take items pretty things away from her without being bitten (not literally of course)? To solve all the symptoms, we must get to the root of the matter. Your wife is most likely thinking that she is the pack leader, or at least she is confused about who is the pack leader. When you claim leadership, the wife is free and content to be a happy willing follower. 1. Good Reasons to be a Pack Leader •Your wife will remain well-behaved, even around other women who may or may not be. •Your wife will learn to respect your possessions. ...
I'll Be Your San Antone Rose - video
Post Date: 2012-04-05 08:02:03 by Lod
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Pug vs. Bull Mastiff
Post Date: 2012-04-04 12:52:41 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Pugs and mastiffs are supposed to be related to each other. Pugs are sometimes referred to as "mini-mastiffs."
Pug Races
Post Date: 2012-04-03 14:25:48 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:The saddest thing about this is that weiner dogs are beat pugs in racing.
Race is Socially Constructed
Post Date: 2012-04-03 14:21:43 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Of course, this means weiner dogs can beat greyhounds.
Pugs are Wolves
Post Date: 2012-04-03 13:33:22 by Turtle
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Sudden realization, caught on camera
Post Date: 2012-04-02 16:45:28 by PSUSA2
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Are you feeling ducky?
Post Date: 2012-04-02 12:53:38 by Eric Stratton
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Go to DuckDuckGo ... From the drop down menu to the right of the search bar, select "I'm feeling ducky" ... Type in "Miserable Failure" into the search bar ... ... eh voila! A little humor for us peasants dwelling in this realm that we may as well call The Commode.
Are You Polish?
Post Date: 2012-04-01 10:33:23 by christine
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A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?" The guy , clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?" The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't." The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask ...
How to Seduce an INTJ
Post Date: 2012-03-31 12:32:41 by Turtle
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I don’t mean physically. I mean emotionally. I am an INTJ – Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, Judging. Hannibal Lector is also an INTJ (I didn't have to look up that he was one; it was clear from the movie). You’re probably wondering why I bring him up, but I have good reasons. In both the novel and the movie, The Silence of the Lambs, when Clarice and Hannibal met, they play tit-for-tat – she tells him something, he tells her something. The reason Hannibal did what he did is because all INTJs have a desire for knowledge. Taken to an extreme, it’s the sin of Greed. INTJs are emotionally satisfied by knowing things they want to know. But it has to be what they ...
The largest lotto jackpot ever.....
Post Date: 2012-03-30 15:45:27 by Jethro Tull
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Is it the frank or the beans?
Post Date: 2012-03-30 15:40:22 by FormerLurker
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The Girls' Favorite Hair Gel
Post Date: 2012-03-30 14:27:13 by Turtle
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Turtle Almost Cuts Finger Off
Post Date: 2012-03-30 12:38:22 by Turtle
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I was changing a flat tire on my bike -- a Schwinn Sidewinder -- when my left thumb slipped and cut a flap of skin from my right index finger. I looked at it for a second than watched the blood spray. I had no idea what a thumbnail can do to you! Those things are dangerous! You can mangle someone with them! I had to put the flap back in place with a Band-Aid. Then I had to call a woman to come over and play Mommy for a while.
The Darwin 's are out
Post Date: 2012-03-30 10:37:50 by christine
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Here is the glorious winner: 1. When his 38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked. And now, the honorable mentions: 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company inspecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger.. The chef's claim was approved. 3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to ...
That's It. I'm Going to Kill Him
Post Date: 2012-03-29 14:23:26 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Why this pug didn't rip this guy's throat out when he was sleeping is beyond me.
Turtle is in Heaven
Post Date: 2012-03-28 14:57:17 by Turtle
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Click the link to find out why. Unz.org
Turkish Shampoo Commercial Starring Hitler Draws Contempt
Post Date: 2012-03-27 18:10:18 by X-15
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An edgy advertising stunt by a Turkish personal care products company, starring Adolf Hitler, has invoked public outrage. The commercial shows Hitler addressing a public, with the following words superimposed: "If you're not wearing women's clothes, you shouldn't be using women's shampoo either. Here it is. A real man's shampoo! Biomen. Real men use Biomen!" Within hours of the advertisement being posted on the Internet, many took to blogs and YouTube, panning the parent company Biomed, while referring to the commercial as "disgusting" and "sick." However, some argued that the commercial doesn't endorse the Nazi party or its leader, ...
Turtle's New Girlfriend
Post Date: 2012-03-27 16:39:40 by Turtle
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Lights Out -- "The Dark"
Post Date: 2012-03-27 16:17:07 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:I almost went hysterical in the car when I first heard this as a kid. So I made this YouTube video about four years ago.
Age Activated ADD
Post Date: 2012-03-27 11:18:15 by christine
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What Kind of Tree Are You?
Post Date: 2012-03-27 00:10:28 by purplerose
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What Kind of Tree Are You? www.enchantedwalkabouts.com/whatkindoftree.htm
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