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The Bensonhurst Italian Spelling Bee
Post Date: 2012-03-17 15:09:10 by Jethro Tull
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www.funnyordie.com/videos...lling-bee-with-kelly-ripa
Turtle Did This
Post Date: 2012-03-17 15:06:12 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:I made this long ago at YouTube. It's got over 46,000 views.
John Carter of Mars!
Post Date: 2012-03-17 13:38:50 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:The first novel I ever read was Edgar Rice Burroughs' "A Fighting Man of Mars." Although this is called "John Carter" it is clearly the first novel in the series, "A Princess of Mars." It took a long time for SFX to get this good. And while I rarely go to the movies these days I am going to see this.
Turtle Tries to Time Travel. Didn't Worrk
Post Date: 2012-03-16 15:49:09 by Turtle
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I have decided time travel will not work. Let’s say you jump one hour into the future. The earth will have moved, as will have the solar system around the galaxy, and for that matter, the galaxy itself. You’d materialize in space. The same would happen going into the past. As fun as it is to engage in thought experiments in which you meet dinosaurs, or Morlocks and Eloi, in reality it can’t happen. As I’ve pointed out before, teleportation or those Star Trek transporters, wouldn’t work. If you were beamed down on the equator you’d end up a red streak since the earth is spinning about 1000 miles an hour. It appears this space-time continuum stuff prevents ...
Turtle Ponders Teleportation
Post Date: 2012-03-16 13:31:16 by Turtle
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I've been thinking about teaching myself how to teleport, but I think there might be some problems. For one, the spin of the earth, which at the equator is about 1000 miles an hour. If I was to teleport from either pole to the equator, I would essentially go from zero miles an hour to 1000 mph. I'd be a long red streak. On the other hand, I could jump from pole to pole, or from the same latitude from either hemisphere, and have no problem. If I was to jump from the equator into space, I'd pop into space doing 1000 mph! The inertia would immediately squish my organs flat. Now, if I was to jump from either pole into space, again, no problem. I could jump from either pole to ...
HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!!!
Post Date: 2012-03-15 21:08:23 by farmfriend
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Stubbed my left toe
Post Date: 2012-03-15 15:37:26 by F.A. Hayek Fan
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Just wanted to feel what it is like to post like turtle. LOL!
I Hate Fords
Post Date: 2012-03-15 15:28:02 by Turtle
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I once had a Crown Victoria, and it took me two days to change the water pump. I had no idea how to do anything with the engine, even with the repair manual. My Windstar van broke down because the plugs were worn out. It was a transverse V-6 -- except that it's not a V-6. The cyclinders are essentially in a flat plane -- opposed to each other. The front three came out no problem. The back three I had to do by feel, after taking off a bunch of stuff off the engine. I ended up with bruised hands and forearms, cuts, and scapes. My friends were astonished when I showed them what I looked up. I'm going back to Chevys. I will never own a Ford again.
Cops Get Owned!!! - Epic Pee Prank
Post Date: 2012-03-15 00:52:43 by X-15
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Poster Comment:Hehehehe....
Adele - Someone Like You--Live at the Royal Albert Hall
Post Date: 2012-03-15 00:28:35 by James Deffenbach
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Where Turtle Lives
Post Date: 2012-03-14 16:03:21 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Eat your hearts out. HAHAHA!!
GODZILLA
Post Date: 2012-03-12 04:28:49 by noone222
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Poster Comment:History shows again and again .... How nature points up the folly of men Godzilla!
Lyle Lovett - In My Own Mind
Post Date: 2012-03-11 19:44:19 by christine
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Poster Comment:Great tune
I'm the King of America!
Post Date: 2012-03-11 16:38:12 by Turtle
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I hereby declare myself King of America. And all my new subjects had better take me seriously, otherwise I’ll quit and let the Democrats and Republicans back into power. And no one in his or her right mind wants that, right? Personally, I’d rather get a nice paper-cut on my lip with some lemon juice poured on it. As both the late Catholic anarchist Erik von Kuehnelt-Leddihn, and Hans-Hermann Hoppe, have noted, a constitutional monarchy is far superior to any other form of government (it’s not perfect; it’s just the least of all the evils. No, that’s not true; the least evil would be no State at all, but I have serious doubts about that ever happening.) ...
Jar of Hearts
Post Date: 2012-03-10 17:04:54 by James Deffenbach
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"Everybody Loves Somebody" - Dean Martin
Post Date: 2012-03-10 13:31:59 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Anyone who doesn't like Dean Martin can kiss my butt! So there!
Euthanize all Obnoxious Midgets
Post Date: 2012-03-10 12:18:53 by Turtle
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I decided years ago it would be a better world if all those with the Little Man Complex were euthanized. There should be "Little Man" Termanination vans that would have workers that would jump out, knock the Little Men in the head, drag them into the van, give them the kind of shot you give ailing pets, then dump them in a mass grave. I realized this in college when my mother worked as an admitting clerk at in the ER. She told me of all the interns she dealt with, the only one who was a complete and utter asshole was a tiny Jewish doctor with a bad case of the Little Man Complex. I met him one time when for some reason I don't remember I had to go to the hospital to see my ...
The Cutest Pug Head Tilt Ever
Post Date: 2012-03-09 15:20:17 by Turtle
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25 All-Time Monsters
Post Date: 2012-03-09 14:33:01 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:I've actually seen all of these movies.
Lonely widow, 57, posts swimsuit shot on dating website - and scores 900 responses in 48 hours (when her clothed photo earned her none!)
Post Date: 2012-03-08 10:29:36 by christine
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An attractive widow was flooded with messages on a dating website after posting flesh-baring shots of herself wearing a scarlet swimsuit. For two years 57-year-old Louise Leech had been signed up to three lonely hearts sites but her profile - which featured an image of her fully dressed - failed to attract many hits. So in a final bid to find love a second time round, she purchased a £35 red Lycra swimsuit - a similar shade to the one famously worn by Helen Mirren aged 63 - and uploaded a photograph of herself wearing it on her profile. She was surprised to discover that within two days she had received over 900 responses from would-be suitors. The romantic fiction writer, of ...
Taekwondo - A luta mais violenta da historia (the most violent fight in history--I truly feared someone would die)
Post Date: 2012-03-07 23:16:19 by James Deffenbach
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Why do Women Call Turtle...
Post Date: 2012-03-06 17:08:59 by Turtle
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"Dear," "doll" and "hon"? The last one who called me "hon" then blurted..."Where did that come from?" I must have powers I don't know about.
"Dog Days are Over" -- Florence + the Machine
Post Date: 2012-03-06 16:56:20 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Yesterday I'm walking to the store and I hear this song I've never heard before. I can't make out the lyrics even though I've got my head stuck against the outdoor speaker. So I google "woman singer clapping song" and I get the song. The Internet is wonderful.
Stella Awards
Post Date: 2012-03-05 21:43:33 by christine
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STELLA AWARDS: .... It's time again for the annual 'Stella Awards'! For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico, where she purchased coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it between her knees while she was driving. Who would ever think one could get burned doing that, right? That's right; these are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and verdicts in the U.S. You know, the kinds of cases that make you scratch your head. So keep your head scratcher handy. Here are the Stellas for year -- 2011: *SEVENTH PLACE* ...
The Greatest Song Ever!
Post Date: 2012-03-03 16:38:53 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:A one-hit wonder, and a catchy one. I think Millie Small is over 60 now.
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