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Highway Song
Post Date: 2011-08-12 19:41:42 by James Deffenbach
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Sepellingee
Post Date: 2011-08-11 23:18:11 by christine
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Did you know “listen” and “silent” use the same letters? Do you know that the word “race car” spelled backwards still spells “race car”? And that “eat” is the only word that if you take the first letter and move it to the last, it spells its past tense “ate”? And have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in “illegal immigrants,” and add just a few more letters, it spells: “Go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, baby-making, non-English-speaking jackasses and take those other hairy-faced, rag-headed, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, camel-riding, goat-loving, raggedy-ass bastards with ...
This is neat: What happened during the year of your birth
Post Date: 2011-08-09 21:01:04 by Jethro Tull
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whathappenedinmybirthyear.com/
Poster Comment:Click on the link, TYPE IN YOUR BIRTY YEAR, it will begin to count backward and grow dark, then the information will begin. Enjoy!
YouTube - Real Sh*t: Felonious Monk Presents "Stop It B! OBAMA Pay YOUR F*ckin Bill"
Post Date: 2011-08-09 17:32:21 by TwentyTwelve
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A DOG NAMED SEX
Post Date: 2011-08-09 16:43:28 by freepatriot32
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Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the ...
It's National Book Week: Grab the closest book to you. Page 56, 5th sentence now your status. Don't mention the book. [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2011-08-09 11:41:07 by christine
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This is on Facebook, but I thought it would be fun to do here. "When this moment arrived, everyone realized that the homes they had purchased weren't really worth what they had paid for them."
Vid for Animal Lovers
Post Date: 2011-08-09 10:35:49 by Jethro Tull
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5thworld.com/Paradigm/Pos...om/OrangutanAndHound.html
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Post Date: 2011-08-07 11:16:14 by Rube Goldberg
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The Good Vibe Hoop Tribe
Post Date: 2011-08-05 16:07:21 by freepatriot32
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somewhere towards the end of the video i think i saw a hoola hoop but im not 100 percent certain about that
Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is
Post Date: 2011-08-03 10:16:53 by Horse
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The intoxicated Federal Reserve chairman informs bar patrons of the dangers of reckless spending. Article Tools Email Print Share Related Articles Nation's Poor Win Election For Nation's Rich 11.10.04 National Museum Of The Middle Class Opens In Schaumburg, IL 11.03.04 SEWARD, NE—Claiming he wasn't afraid to let everyone in attendance know about "the real mess we're in," Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke reportedly got drunk Tuesday and told everyone at Elwood's Corner Tavern about how absolutely fucked the U.S. economy actually is. Bernanke, who sources confirmed was "totally sloshed," arrived at the drinking establishment at ...
Take it on the Run
Post Date: 2011-08-02 19:15:33 by James Deffenbach
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Who Baby Daddy?
Post Date: 2011-08-02 17:00:19 by James Deffenbach
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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response ; I knew he would have a good one! In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid .... "Got stoned ...
if Con is the opposite of Pro, What's the opposite of Progress?
Post Date: 2011-08-01 16:20:26 by F.A. Hayek Fan
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Congress
"Babies"
Post Date: 2011-08-01 13:51:36 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Now why didn't I think of this?
Dilbert is Prepared for the Meltdown--Are You?
Post Date: 2011-08-01 08:46:37 by James Deffenbach
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Burning Up - Friday Nite Tunes [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2011-07-29 18:18:30 by Lod
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Horrible song, but I'm so hot here that I don't care. Get it going guys. I'm sick of the news of the surreal.
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The Annoying Orange
Post Date: 2011-07-27 07:13:32 by Eric Stratton
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Poster Comment:I saw this while posting the I'm a Lumberjack Song in the John Lear thread but didn't want to clutter it up. Over 74M hits if you can believe it.
Smart Dog
Post Date: 2011-07-26 19:00:48 by Esso
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Declaration of Independence (in MS Word)
Post Date: 2011-07-26 12:58:02 by buckeroo
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DEVOUR
Post Date: 2011-07-26 04:54:37 by Armadillo
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(Embedding is blocked) :(
Poster Comment:The song seems to be about about anarchy, looting, and societal collapse. Coming soon to an economy near you. Take it and take it and take it and take it and take it all Take it and take it and take it until you take us all Smash it and crash it and thrash it and trash it You're only toys Try it you'll like it don't hide it don't fight it, just let it out Steal and shoot it and kill it or take another route Take it and take it and take it You know they're only toys Devour Devour Suffocate your own empire Devour Devour It's your final hour Devour Devour Stolen like a foreign soul Devour Devour What a way to go
She Never Got Me Over You
Post Date: 2011-07-24 21:44:47 by Lod
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I Put A Spell on You
Post Date: 2011-07-24 00:17:15 by Lod
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Funny Cajun Joke
Post Date: 2011-07-23 15:28:31 by James Deffenbach
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The Louisiana State Police had received numerous reports of illegal cockfights being held in the area around Abbeville and had sent their famous Detective Boudreaux from Thibodeaux to investigate. Boudreaux promptly began his investigation and then reported to his Commander the next morning. "Dey is tree main groups involve in dis rooster Fightin", he began. "Good work! Who are they?" the Commander asked. Boudreaux replied confidently, "De Texas Aggies, de local Cajuns, and de Mafia from N'awlins". Puzzled, the Commander asked, "Now Boudreaux, how did you find all that out in one night?" "Well," he replied, "I went down and ...
Sucking Your Thumb
Post Date: 2011-07-23 15:18:42 by Turtle
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Years ago I owned a taxi. I noticed something interesting about many of the five-year-olds girls I took to and from kindergarten: many of them sucked their thumb. What surprised me about it is that every time they did, they calmed down. Some of them got very rowdy in the car. But, as soon as the thumb went in the mouth, they were calm and quiet. I remember one little girl in particular. My taxi had a bench seat, so I stretched my right arm across it. She would lay her head on my arm, turn her head so she could see me, put her thumb in her mouth, and be completely calm. Not a word out of them or any of the other thumb-suckers. I know that sucking your thumb goes back to an infant’s ...
Turtle is Even More Shocked!
Post Date: 2011-07-22 12:40:32 by Turtle
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I checked my Amazon account and found I had sold two books but one weasel asked for his/her/its 99 cents back. People have been killed by meteorites, you know.
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