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Latest Articles: 4play
I Put A Spell on You
Post Date: 2011-07-24 00:17:15 by Lod
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Funny Cajun Joke
Post Date: 2011-07-23 15:28:31 by James Deffenbach
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The Louisiana State Police had received numerous reports of illegal cockfights being held in the area around Abbeville and had sent their famous Detective Boudreaux from Thibodeaux to investigate. Boudreaux promptly began his investigation and then reported to his Commander the next morning. "Dey is tree main groups involve in dis rooster Fightin", he began. "Good work! Who are they?" the Commander asked. Boudreaux replied confidently, "De Texas Aggies, de local Cajuns, and de Mafia from N'awlins". Puzzled, the Commander asked, "Now Boudreaux, how did you find all that out in one night?" "Well," he replied, "I went down and ...
Sucking Your Thumb
Post Date: 2011-07-23 15:18:42 by Turtle
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Years ago I owned a taxi. I noticed something interesting about many of the five-year-olds girls I took to and from kindergarten: many of them sucked their thumb. What surprised me about it is that every time they did, they calmed down. Some of them got very rowdy in the car. But, as soon as the thumb went in the mouth, they were calm and quiet. I remember one little girl in particular. My taxi had a bench seat, so I stretched my right arm across it. She would lay her head on my arm, turn her head so she could see me, put her thumb in her mouth, and be completely calm. Not a word out of them or any of the other thumb-suckers. I know that sucking your thumb goes back to an infant’s ...
Turtle is Even More Shocked!
Post Date: 2011-07-22 12:40:32 by Turtle
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I checked my Amazon account and found I had sold two books but one weasel asked for his/her/its 99 cents back. People have been killed by meteorites, you know.
Best Girl Fights Ever
Post Date: 2011-07-22 12:27:39 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:This stuff makes life worthwhile.
Turtle is Shocked! Shocked!
Post Date: 2011-07-21 14:30:42 by Turtle
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I checked my Amazon account to see how many copies of my 99 cent eBook I had sold...one! One! Turtle is shocked! Shocked I tell you! Shocked! Someone has obviously hacked my account and changed it from thousands down to one!
Ape with AK-47
Post Date: 2011-07-21 14:12:04 by Prefrontal Vortex
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From the ONION - "Hollow Point Bullet Recall"
Post Date: 2011-07-20 11:32:17 by Jethro Tull
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www.wimp.com/hollowpoint/
The muppets on PCP
Post Date: 2011-07-19 14:12:31 by freepatriot32
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Amarillo by Morning
Post Date: 2011-07-18 14:38:00 by James Deffenbach
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Neon Moon
Post Date: 2011-07-18 10:27:23 by James Deffenbach
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Sick Bawney Fwank Joke
Post Date: 2011-07-14 19:25:02 by Esso
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The first time Barney Frank's mom and dad saw him lying in the hospital nursery they were so proud of their little baby boy. All of the other babies had pacifiers in their mouth to keep them from screaming and crying. And their lie little Barney so calm and happy with no pacifier. His mother turned to his father and said, "look at how sweet our boy is. He lies there so nicely and he doesn't even need a pacifier." Just then the nurse was walking by and said to Mrs. Frank, "actually we had to put his pacifier in his rectum to keep him quiet".
Gimme Shelter
Post Date: 2011-07-13 04:16:37 by wudidiz
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youtu.be/h1tiZBCzRLc
Fatal Overdose In New Orleans - Warning - Graphic
Post Date: 2011-07-13 01:42:49 by wudidiz
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Poster Comment:To all my fine racist friends: Thought you might get a kick outta this
Turtle the Sigma
Post Date: 2011-07-11 15:49:56 by Turtle
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Sigma: The outsider who doesn't play the social game and manage to win at it anyhow. The sigma is hated by alphas because sigmas are the only men who don't accept or at least acknowledge, however grudgingly, their social dominance. (NB: Alphas absolutely hate to be laughed at and a sigma can often enrage an alpha by doing nothing more than smiling at him.) Everyone else is vaguely confused by them. In a social situation, the sigma is the man who stops in briefly to say hello to a few friends accompanied by a Tier 1 girl that no one has ever seen before. Sigmas like women, but tend to be contemptuous of them. They are usually considered to be strange. Gammas often like to think they ...
Happy B'day christine! [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2011-07-11 09:39:12 by Jethro Tull
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Poster Comment:Thanks for putting YOUR neck on the block so WE can all express our very, very diverse opinions. This free speech road 4um is on can be rough and tumble, and it certainly isn't for everyone, but for this assembly I think I speak for everyone when I say you are one brave woman (not to mention a knock out)!Happy birth day!!
Real Men of Genius
Post Date: 2011-07-09 20:55:00 by Armadillo
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Poster Comment:I would love to have that job. My last day vacationing at a nudist resort today, the DJ at the pool played this. Everyone got a laugh out of it, including the activity coordinator. It's totally inaccurate, but funny none the less.
Atheist Math Teachers Will Force Your Children to Learn Irrational Nu,mbers
Post Date: 2011-07-09 12:00:13 by Turtle
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God is great. His reasoning is beyond that of yours or mine, and all of His creation is without flaw. Everything He makes, He makes for a reason, and nothing He makes is lacking in order or clarity. But we are living in dark days. Heathen scientists have invented their own language to talk to each other and work to dismantle our Christian nation. They speak in hushed tones of numbers that go on forever, ever-twisting and changing like so many serpents. Atheist math teachers call these “irrational numbers,” a perfect name for a foolish sinful concept that denies God and reason. Atheists will tell you these numbers are “everywhere.” They are nowhere but in sinful heathen ...
Moonoose versus Cobra
Post Date: 2011-07-09 10:58:38 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Rikki-Tikki-Tavi wins again.
Hot Summer
Post Date: 2011-07-08 21:51:40 by Rube Goldberg
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Eli Young Band - Crazy Girl
Post Date: 2011-07-08 12:24:07 by James Deffenbach
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Armadillo Romance Novel
Post Date: 2011-07-07 01:35:50 by Armadillo
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"Hello ladies, my name is Sebastian Steel" the nude man said, his pale blue-green eyes piercing the soul of the hot lesbians lounging around the pool. Sebastian was standing in front of the lesbians, hands on hips, wearing only his trademark black cowboy hat. He was very thin and with a beard modeled after that of Cmdr Riker from Star Trek the Next Generation. He was well hung. His legs and arms had fine manly hair, as did his manboobs. His pubic area was shaved. Sebastian could not actually see the lesbains because he had removed his prescription sunglasses to facilitate the aforementioned soul piercing. But he knew they were hot. The lesbians looked at each other, then back to ...
Turtle's Favorite TV Program
Post Date: 2011-07-06 13:56:35 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:RED DWARF, which is no longer in production.
Turtle Gets a Review on his 99 Cent eBook! [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2011-07-05 13:23:31 by Turtle
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Bob Wallace knows how to tell a story. If you remember the Fractured Fairy Tales from the Rocky and Bullwinkle Show then you'll love A Planet Full of Doofuses by Bob Wallace. It's a decade's worth of bemused Aesopian wit aimed at America's mass-media-mongered political and cultural mentality. Through talking dogs, pistol-packing Grannies and an ongoing bid for the Kingship of the USA Bob melds humor, insight and an eclectic educational and professional background to revive the parable for the 21st century. A Planet Full of Doofuses is so fun you won't notice how much you've learned until you catch yourself explaining history, science, economics, literature and ...
"Early Morning Rain" -- Gordon Lightfoot
Post Date: 2011-07-03 16:56:27 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Lightfoot's most popular songs are his worst ones. The ones no one knows about are his best ones.
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