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Latest Articles: 4play
Neon Moon
Post Date: 2011-07-18 10:27:23 by James Deffenbach
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Sick Bawney Fwank Joke
Post Date: 2011-07-14 19:25:02 by Esso
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The first time Barney Frank's mom and dad saw him lying in the hospital nursery they were so proud of their little baby boy. All of the other babies had pacifiers in their mouth to keep them from screaming and crying. And their lie little Barney so calm and happy with no pacifier. His mother turned to his father and said, "look at how sweet our boy is. He lies there so nicely and he doesn't even need a pacifier." Just then the nurse was walking by and said to Mrs. Frank, "actually we had to put his pacifier in his rectum to keep him quiet".
Gimme Shelter
Post Date: 2011-07-13 04:16:37 by wudidiz
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Fatal Overdose In New Orleans - Warning - Graphic
Post Date: 2011-07-13 01:42:49 by wudidiz
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Poster Comment:To all my fine racist friends: Thought you might get a kick outta this
Turtle the Sigma
Post Date: 2011-07-11 15:49:56 by Turtle
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Sigma: The outsider who doesn't play the social game and manage to win at it anyhow. The sigma is hated by alphas because sigmas are the only men who don't accept or at least acknowledge, however grudgingly, their social dominance. (NB: Alphas absolutely hate to be laughed at and a sigma can often enrage an alpha by doing nothing more than smiling at him.) Everyone else is vaguely confused by them. In a social situation, the sigma is the man who stops in briefly to say hello to a few friends accompanied by a Tier 1 girl that no one has ever seen before. Sigmas like women, but tend to be contemptuous of them. They are usually considered to be strange. Gammas often like to think they ...
Happy B'day christine! [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2011-07-11 09:39:12 by Jethro Tull
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Poster Comment:Thanks for putting YOUR neck on the block so WE can all express our very, very diverse opinions. This free speech road 4um is on can be rough and tumble, and it certainly isn't for everyone, but for this assembly I think I speak for everyone when I say you are one brave woman (not to mention a knock out)!Happy birth day!!
Real Men of Genius
Post Date: 2011-07-09 20:55:00 by Armadillo
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Poster Comment:I would love to have that job. My last day vacationing at a nudist resort today, the DJ at the pool played this. Everyone got a laugh out of it, including the activity coordinator. It's totally inaccurate, but funny none the less.
Atheist Math Teachers Will Force Your Children to Learn Irrational Nu,mbers
Post Date: 2011-07-09 12:00:13 by Turtle
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God is great. His reasoning is beyond that of yours or mine, and all of His creation is without flaw. Everything He makes, He makes for a reason, and nothing He makes is lacking in order or clarity. But we are living in dark days. Heathen scientists have invented their own language to talk to each other and work to dismantle our Christian nation. They speak in hushed tones of numbers that go on forever, ever-twisting and changing like so many serpents. Atheist math teachers call these “irrational numbers,” a perfect name for a foolish sinful concept that denies God and reason. Atheists will tell you these numbers are “everywhere.” They are nowhere but in sinful heathen ...
Moonoose versus Cobra
Post Date: 2011-07-09 10:58:38 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Rikki-Tikki-Tavi wins again.
Hot Summer
Post Date: 2011-07-08 21:51:40 by Rube Goldberg
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Eli Young Band - Crazy Girl
Post Date: 2011-07-08 12:24:07 by James Deffenbach
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Armadillo Romance Novel
Post Date: 2011-07-07 01:35:50 by Armadillo
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"Hello ladies, my name is Sebastian Steel" the nude man said, his pale blue-green eyes piercing the soul of the hot lesbians lounging around the pool. Sebastian was standing in front of the lesbians, hands on hips, wearing only his trademark black cowboy hat. He was very thin and with a beard modeled after that of Cmdr Riker from Star Trek the Next Generation. He was well hung. His legs and arms had fine manly hair, as did his manboobs. His pubic area was shaved. Sebastian could not actually see the lesbains because he had removed his prescription sunglasses to facilitate the aforementioned soul piercing. But he knew they were hot. The lesbians looked at each other, then back to ...
Turtle's Favorite TV Program
Post Date: 2011-07-06 13:56:35 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:RED DWARF, which is no longer in production.
Turtle Gets a Review on his 99 Cent eBook! [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2011-07-05 13:23:31 by Turtle
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Bob Wallace knows how to tell a story. If you remember the Fractured Fairy Tales from the Rocky and Bullwinkle Show then you'll love A Planet Full of Doofuses by Bob Wallace. It's a decade's worth of bemused Aesopian wit aimed at America's mass-media-mongered political and cultural mentality. Through talking dogs, pistol-packing Grannies and an ongoing bid for the Kingship of the USA Bob melds humor, insight and an eclectic educational and professional background to revive the parable for the 21st century. A Planet Full of Doofuses is so fun you won't notice how much you've learned until you catch yourself explaining history, science, economics, literature and ...
"Early Morning Rain" -- Gordon Lightfoot
Post Date: 2011-07-03 16:56:27 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Lightfoot's most popular songs are his worst ones. The ones no one knows about are his best ones.
What, no 4th music thread?
Post Date: 2011-07-03 11:47:30 by Jethro Tull
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‘Transformers’ Climbs To $97.5M, Aims For Records
Post Date: 2011-07-02 15:15:47 by HAPPY2BME-4UM
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‘Transformers’ Climbs To $97.5M, Aims For Records LOS ANGELES (AP) — The latest “Transformers” sequel might set some revenue records over Fourth of July weekend. “Transformers: Dark of the Moon” has $97.5 million in the bank at the domestic box office since opening Tuesday night. Distributor Paramount estimated Saturday that the movie could top the holiday weekend records held by “Spider-Man 283; and “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.” “Spider-Man 283; holds the three-day record for the Fourth of July with $88.2 million from Friday to Sunday. Paramount says “Dark of the Moon” should come in about $10 million above that. The ...
THE NEW WINE TASTER
Post Date: 2011-07-02 02:23:34 by farmfriend
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THE NEW WINE TASTER At a wine merchant's, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They gave him a glass to drink. He tried it and said, "It's a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers". Low grade but acceptable. "That's correct", said the boss. Another glass.... "It's a cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for finest results.." "Correct." A third glass... ...
Kinda Late, but Friday Night Peace Music...
Post Date: 2011-07-01 23:13:45 by Eric Stratton
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Poster Comment:I love the album pic for this one!
Country State of Mind
Post Date: 2011-07-01 01:01:36 by farmfriend
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In This Life--Collin Raye
Post Date: 2011-07-01 00:07:30 by christine
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Poster Comment:This is so beautiful...
Buy Turtle's 99 Cent eBook
Post Date: 2011-06-29 11:14:30 by Turtle
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www.amazon.com/Planet-Ful...TF8&qid=1309359669&sr=1-1 I took 28 of my articles from various online magazines, edited them and published them as an Amazon eBook. It's only 99 cents so buy it and write some reviews!
A Solution to the Gender Imbalance Caused by the "One Child" Policy
Post Date: 2011-06-29 01:15:38 by Prefrontal Vortex
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Chinese Men with Black Women & African Wives Lots of photos of Chinese men marrying African women, invite everyone to discuss! Chinese women marrying blacks is no longer something rare, whereas in comparison men very rarely dare to bring black girls back home to China. I won’t say anything and go ahead and post the photos. In my neighborhood is a Chinese engineer who returned from Angola, and his wife is a black girl. However, she’s one of those very pretty high-end black girls. She’s very slender and not one of those fat auntie types. Her skin also isn’t the kind of oily/greasy black but rather black-brownish and more brown. They have two children, about five or ...
Great e-Bay listing
Post Date: 2011-06-28 21:13:41 by Jethro Tull
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ACTUAL EBAY LISTING... OPEN THE LINK .....SCROLL DOWN AND READ WHY HE HAS TO SELL IT AND THE DESCRIPTION OF THE VEHICLE Scroll down and read the features of the vehicle and why it is for sale cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/170650112633
Accept: Beat the Bastards
Post Date: 2011-06-26 09:32:12 by A K A Stone
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