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Who Baby Daddy?
Post Date: 2011-08-02 17:00:19 by James Deffenbach
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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response ; I knew he would have a good one! In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid .... "Got stoned ...
if Con is the opposite of Pro, What's the opposite of Progress?
Post Date: 2011-08-01 16:20:26 by F.A. Hayek Fan
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Congress
"Babies"
Post Date: 2011-08-01 13:51:36 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Now why didn't I think of this?
Dilbert is Prepared for the Meltdown--Are You?
Post Date: 2011-08-01 08:46:37 by James Deffenbach
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Burning Up - Friday Nite Tunes [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2011-07-29 18:18:30 by Lod
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Horrible song, but I'm so hot here that I don't care. Get it going guys. I'm sick of the news of the surreal.
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The Annoying Orange
Post Date: 2011-07-27 07:13:32 by Eric Stratton
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Click for Full Text!
Poster Comment:I saw this while posting the I'm a Lumberjack Song in the John Lear thread but didn't want to clutter it up. Over 74M hits if you can believe it.
Smart Dog
Post Date: 2011-07-26 19:00:48 by Esso
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Declaration of Independence (in MS Word)
Post Date: 2011-07-26 12:58:02 by buckeroo
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DEVOUR
Post Date: 2011-07-26 04:54:37 by Armadillo
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(Embedding is blocked) :(
Poster Comment:The song seems to be about about anarchy, looting, and societal collapse. Coming soon to an economy near you. Take it and take it and take it and take it and take it all Take it and take it and take it until you take us all Smash it and crash it and thrash it and trash it You're only toys Try it you'll like it don't hide it don't fight it, just let it out Steal and shoot it and kill it or take another route Take it and take it and take it You know they're only toys Devour Devour Suffocate your own empire Devour Devour It's your final hour Devour Devour Stolen like a foreign soul Devour Devour What a way to go
She Never Got Me Over You
Post Date: 2011-07-24 21:44:47 by Lod
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I Put A Spell on You
Post Date: 2011-07-24 00:17:15 by Lod
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Funny Cajun Joke
Post Date: 2011-07-23 15:28:31 by James Deffenbach
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The Louisiana State Police had received numerous reports of illegal cockfights being held in the area around Abbeville and had sent their famous Detective Boudreaux from Thibodeaux to investigate. Boudreaux promptly began his investigation and then reported to his Commander the next morning. "Dey is tree main groups involve in dis rooster Fightin", he began. "Good work! Who are they?" the Commander asked. Boudreaux replied confidently, "De Texas Aggies, de local Cajuns, and de Mafia from N'awlins". Puzzled, the Commander asked, "Now Boudreaux, how did you find all that out in one night?" "Well," he replied, "I went down and ...
Sucking Your Thumb
Post Date: 2011-07-23 15:18:42 by Turtle
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Years ago I owned a taxi. I noticed something interesting about many of the five-year-olds girls I took to and from kindergarten: many of them sucked their thumb. What surprised me about it is that every time they did, they calmed down. Some of them got very rowdy in the car. But, as soon as the thumb went in the mouth, they were calm and quiet. I remember one little girl in particular. My taxi had a bench seat, so I stretched my right arm across it. She would lay her head on my arm, turn her head so she could see me, put her thumb in her mouth, and be completely calm. Not a word out of them or any of the other thumb-suckers. I know that sucking your thumb goes back to an infant’s ...
Turtle is Even More Shocked!
Post Date: 2011-07-22 12:40:32 by Turtle
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I checked my Amazon account and found I had sold two books but one weasel asked for his/her/its 99 cents back. People have been killed by meteorites, you know.
Best Girl Fights Ever
Post Date: 2011-07-22 12:27:39 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:This stuff makes life worthwhile.
Turtle is Shocked! Shocked!
Post Date: 2011-07-21 14:30:42 by Turtle
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I checked my Amazon account to see how many copies of my 99 cent eBook I had sold...one! One! Turtle is shocked! Shocked I tell you! Shocked! Someone has obviously hacked my account and changed it from thousands down to one!
Ape with AK-47
Post Date: 2011-07-21 14:12:04 by Prefrontal Vortex
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From the ONION - "Hollow Point Bullet Recall"
Post Date: 2011-07-20 11:32:17 by Jethro Tull
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www.wimp.com/hollowpoint/
The muppets on PCP
Post Date: 2011-07-19 14:12:31 by freepatriot32
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Amarillo by Morning
Post Date: 2011-07-18 14:38:00 by James Deffenbach
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Neon Moon
Post Date: 2011-07-18 10:27:23 by James Deffenbach
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Sick Bawney Fwank Joke
Post Date: 2011-07-14 19:25:02 by Esso
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The first time Barney Frank's mom and dad saw him lying in the hospital nursery they were so proud of their little baby boy. All of the other babies had pacifiers in their mouth to keep them from screaming and crying. And their lie little Barney so calm and happy with no pacifier. His mother turned to his father and said, "look at how sweet our boy is. He lies there so nicely and he doesn't even need a pacifier." Just then the nurse was walking by and said to Mrs. Frank, "actually we had to put his pacifier in his rectum to keep him quiet".
Gimme Shelter
Post Date: 2011-07-13 04:16:37 by wudidiz
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youtu.be/h1tiZBCzRLc
Fatal Overdose In New Orleans - Warning - Graphic
Post Date: 2011-07-13 01:42:49 by wudidiz
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Poster Comment:To all my fine racist friends: Thought you might get a kick outta this
Turtle the Sigma
Post Date: 2011-07-11 15:49:56 by Turtle
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Sigma: The outsider who doesn't play the social game and manage to win at it anyhow. The sigma is hated by alphas because sigmas are the only men who don't accept or at least acknowledge, however grudgingly, their social dominance. (NB: Alphas absolutely hate to be laughed at and a sigma can often enrage an alpha by doing nothing more than smiling at him.) Everyone else is vaguely confused by them. In a social situation, the sigma is the man who stops in briefly to say hello to a few friends accompanied by a Tier 1 girl that no one has ever seen before. Sigmas like women, but tend to be contemptuous of them. They are usually considered to be strange. Gammas often like to think they ...
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