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Alison Krauss - Paper Airplane
Post Date: 2011-06-26 01:15:06 by Armadillo
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Poster Comment:This album was released in April and I never even knew it. I love AKUS. Beautiful song and video that really speaks to me. As always, Alison is beautiful. "Here all alone and still wondering why Waiting inside for the cold to get colder And here where it's clear that I've wasted my time hoping to fly 'cause it's almost over now"
The Band Perry - If I Die Young
Post Date: 2011-06-26 00:37:43 by wudidiz
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New pistol from Ruger
Post Date: 2011-06-25 12:36:08 by X-15
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You guys hear about the new pistol from Ruger? There's already a "Judge" so they're gonna call it "The Congressman." Because it doesn't work, you can't fire it, and it has an exposed hammer.
LESBONICS
Post Date: 2011-06-24 02:28:42 by farmfriend
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LESBONICS 1 What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? . A licker cabinet. 2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? .... A Klondyke. 3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? .... Militia Etheridge. 4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time? Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face. 5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? .... Fur Traders. 6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? .... A Lickalotapuss. 7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ... Well Hung. 8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ... She was found face down in Ricki Lake . 9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? ..... Even the pool table ...
Pug Pees Upside Down
Post Date: 2011-06-23 14:20:27 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Inbreeding will mess you up everytime.
Hydrogen Barackside
Post Date: 2011-06-22 22:24:00 by Esso
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The Biggest Problem with Women Starts Early
Post Date: 2011-06-22 12:28:53 by Turtle
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What I Miss Most About Dial Phones
Post Date: 2011-06-19 13:52:28 by Turtle
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Putting my finger in the hole and making circles.
Clarence Clemons dies from stroke complications
Post Date: 2011-06-18 22:07:38 by freepatriot32
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Clarence Clemons, the 69-year-old saxophonist for Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band since 1970, passed away on Saturday Clarence Clemons, Bruce Springsteen's longtime saxophone player and a legend in the music industry, died Saturday from complications following a stroke he suffered about a week ago. Clemons' sax has been one of the most defining elements of the E Street Band's sound. He has suffered from numerous ailments over the last few years. He had double knee surgery and even had to perform from a wheelchair at one point. But his health seemed to be improving. Just last month, he performed with Lady Gaga on the season finale of "American Idol." Clemons ...
Breaking News!! Ex-Congresscritter Anthony Weiner!!
Post Date: 2011-06-18 00:52:30 by X-15
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Congressman Anthony Weiner just announced he will run for President and has selected Attorney General Eric Holder as his Vice-Presidential running mate. Weiner-Holder in 2012.
Ronald Reagan tells joke about Democrats
Post Date: 2011-06-16 03:26:25 by farmfriend
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The man did have a sense of humor.
My Baby Loves to F---
Post Date: 2011-06-15 19:48:19 by Armadillo
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Kitten vs scary thing!
Post Date: 2011-06-13 00:59:06 by christine
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An Embarrassing Turtle Episode
Post Date: 2011-06-12 15:00:05 by Turtle
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The worst thing my mother ever did to me is when I was six. Since she thought the men's room was full of child molesters, kidnappers and killers, she told me into the women's room with her when we were at the theater. Unforunately, one time she took me in and on her way out was a girl in my class at school. Of course she told everyone at school, and had I lacked a conscience I would have killed her. Even today I remember her name. Not that I will ever mention it to anyone.
Turtle Ponders Time Travel
Post Date: 2011-06-11 12:20:59 by Turtle
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I have decided time travel will not work. Let’s say you jump one hour into the future. The earth will have moved, as will have the solar system around the galaxy, and for that matter, the galaxy itself. You’d materialize in space. The same would happen going into the past. As fun as it is to engage in thought experiments in which you meet dinosaurs, or Morlocks and Eloi, in reality it can’t happen. As I’ve pointed out before, teleportation or those Star Trek transporters, wouldn’t work. If you were beamed down on the equator you’d end up a red streak since the earth is spinning about 1000 miles an hour. It appears this space-time continuum stuff prevents ...
Male or Female?
Post Date: 2011-06-11 01:38:05 by farmfriend
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Male or Female? Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. SPONGES: These ...
Ya know, like, I totally recognize my own speech in this one
Post Date: 2011-06-09 13:35:59 by christine
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Rocketeer ft. Ryan Tedder
Post Date: 2011-06-08 20:06:35 by James Deffenbach
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Good-bye Grandpa
Post Date: 2011-06-05 18:56:04 by Jethro Tull
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Good-bye Grandpa A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?' The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do." The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this, "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma." The next day the grandmother died. "Holy crap" thought the father, ...
Revolt against the Fun Police!
Post Date: 2011-06-03 17:42:46 by Armadillo
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A deranged naked jogger streaked through a quiet Kansas suburb before hopping into a community pool full of children, cops said. The man was spotted around noon Wednesday running in the buff next to a two-lane road in Overland Park, Kan., near Kansas City. Resident Amy Shapiro told KSHB television that stunned drivers stopped their cars as the man sprinted by. She caught part of his naked jaunt on her cell phone camera. "I was just like, 'Oh my God, this guy's naked,'" she told the station. WATCH CELL PHONE VIDEO BELOW After ducking behind some trees, the man hopped a fence and dove into a pool filled with dozens of neighborhood kids. "Everybody scattered," ...
ManBabies
Post Date: 2011-06-03 11:19:17 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Funny stuff.
The Arctic Light
Post Date: 2011-05-31 22:44:53 by James Deffenbach
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BEER. This sh*t sucks! [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2011-05-28 23:04:40 by Armadillo
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I've drunk alcohol before, but not in a long long time. I'm just not a drinker. But this weekend I got a room at the local nudist club where I will be staying for three days. I decided, since I wont be driving anywhere, I might as well get plastered. Maybe it would help me loosen up and improve my social skills. And if I do something crazy, like walk around naked, it's a nudist resort... no one will care. So I got a 6 pack of Bud. Not that light junk either, the real stuff. This afternoon after diner I popped open a can and drank. This stuff sucks. How do you people stand this sh*t? Yuck. And dont tell me "of course it sucks, it's BUD. Drink brand XYZ!" No, no, no. ...
The Irish Fire Fighter
Post Date: 2011-05-27 15:06:20 by Jethro Tull
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The Irish Fire Fighter Paddy was walking along the street during his once-in-a-lifetime visit to New York , when he rounds a corner and there's a high-rise building on fire. Paddy, ever the kind-hearted and resourceful Irishman, runs up to the building to see if he can help and notices people trapped five stories up. Paddy yells to the people, "I'm Patrick Sean Michael Fitzpatrick, an Irish Fire Fighter on holiday. I'm also a Rugby Union fullback! If you jump, I'll catch you!" One lady, in desperation, jumps and sure enough Paddy catches her. Then a man sees that Paddy catches the woman and he jumps. Sure enough, ...
GateRape - New TSA Patdown Procedure
Post Date: 2011-05-26 22:21:07 by Esso
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