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Cats on Treadmill (Funny!)
Post Date: 2011-03-20 22:44:37 by christine
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Cats fitness brought to you by Funny Videos
Nitwit Americans in a Sentence
Post Date: 2011-03-20 14:43:25 by Turtle
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The Only Way to Fly
Post Date: 2011-03-19 12:18:40 by Turtle
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First Rule Women Should Know About Men
Post Date: 2011-03-19 11:46:21 by Turtle
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If you don't want it fixed, SHUT THE F**K UP!
Love The Irish
Post Date: 2011-03-18 23:35:01 by Eric Stratton
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Love The Irish Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!' Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, 'Never mind, I found one.' ***** Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and asks the first man he meets, 'Do you want to go to heaven?' The man said, 'I do, Father.' The priest said, 'Then stand over there against the wall.' Then the priest asked the second man, ...
Friday Night Forget Our Troubles Music [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2011-03-18 19:55:45 by Eric Stratton
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Turtle Seeks New Girlfriend
Post Date: 2011-03-17 13:38:37 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:A picture is worth a thousand words. I'm available!
The Greatest Movie of All Time
Post Date: 2011-03-17 11:49:06 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Teenagers from Outer Space!
Snake bites model Orit Fox's breast during photo shoot, reportedly dies of silicone poisoning
Post Date: 2011-03-16 15:48:39 by X-15
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A busty model and an angry snake together for a photo shoot – what could possibly go wrong? Orit Fox's attempt at seductive posing with a massive boa took a bizarre turn when the snake bit one of the Israeli B-Lister's surgically enhanced breasts in the middle of a shoot for a Tel Aviv radio station, ABC of Spain reported. All was going well for the silicone-addicted Fox until she tried to ramp up the sex factor by licking the snake. The move proved costly as she loosened her grip on the reptile, which went straight for the model's left breast implant and latched onto it for several seconds before being pulled off by an assistant. Fox was rushed to a local hospital, ...
Yesterday my Blog Got 101 Hits
Post Date: 2011-03-16 14:56:26 by Turtle
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If everyone had given me a nickel like I asked that would have been 101 nickels. I'm not sure how much that is, but I it's more than a dollar. People just don't want to pay for quality these days.
Why Men Will Always Rule the World!! [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2011-03-15 10:46:25 by Turtle
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Because men fix things (invent, discover, create) and women think sitting around talking counts as work.
Evil Racoon Attacks Pug with Eye Lasers
Post Date: 2011-03-14 12:38:25 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:That is one creepy-looking racoon.
Saturday Evening Tunes - Join In, Please
Post Date: 2011-03-12 22:52:18 by Lod
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Please go to the URL to enjoy this classic.
Poster Comment:Neil, either code to Auto categorize, or stoppit. Obviously it doesn't work at all, and is generally a pain in the ass when trying to post here. Thanks.
The FKN Newz - With Deek Jackson - "Earthquake Newsgasm" - Warning! Satirical Adult Speech Content
Post Date: 2011-03-11 19:38:57 by Original_Intent
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*** BROADCAST TRANSCRIPT *** Massive news quake and internet tsunami swamp global media with disaster jisum EU Leaders call for gaddafi to kill more people distracting the public from tyrants we like In the UK prince Andrew is not a fascist royal arms dealer with dick for brains Hello semi detached voyeurs welcome to the fkn newz im frank and to the point here are the headlies tonight… The most powerful news quake on the internet since records began has hit twitter, you tube and face book today triggering a devastating tsunami of online video ,and twitter tweets. News editors rushed to broadcast pictures of the devastation in Japan caused by a natural disaster as other less ...
Old Tennessee
Post Date: 2011-03-11 11:04:31 by James Deffenbach
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Women vs Men
Post Date: 2011-03-10 19:49:23 by farmfriend
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A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English , nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.' A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?' Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation. The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la ...
350+150=500
Post Date: 2011-03-08 15:36:58 by Turtle
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I had a guy ask me today what 350 plus 150 was. I told him 500. Guess what race he is?
Freebird!
Post Date: 2011-03-07 15:34:19 by PSUSA
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Cowardly Cat Runs from Pug!
Post Date: 2011-03-07 12:52:57 by Turtle
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Wishing On A Star
Post Date: 2011-03-05 20:07:41 by James Deffenbach
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Strange Way
Post Date: 2011-03-05 19:49:57 by James Deffenbach
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Joe Satriani -"If I Could Fly"
Post Date: 2011-03-05 18:47:59 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:The reason I rarely listen to the radio is because you don't hear much of the good stuff like this.
Turtle Encounters a Crazy Woman
Post Date: 2011-03-05 14:19:41 by Turtle
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A few years ago I walked out to my van and noticed the door was ajar. That puzzled me since I was positive I shut it firmly. Then I noticed off to my left side, about 12 feet away, a fortyish woman wearing wraparound sunglasses (which I dislike on anyone) appearing to give me a hostile look. She had a cellphone in her left hand. By this time I had alarm bells going off. Something was going on but I didn’t know what. When I opened the door to my van she asked me, “Is this your van?” What a dumb question. “Yes,” I said. “I called the police because you left your dog in this heat.” She had opened the door to my van. The dog in question was Mickey, my ...
The Brain That Wouldn't Die
Post Date: 2011-03-05 13:10:41 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Someday I'm going to make a movie about Nazi zombies controlled by Hitler's head sitting on a plate. And it'll have rats, too!
Tralalalalalalalalalala
Post Date: 2011-03-05 02:43:01 by Armadillo
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Poster Comment:What can I say...
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