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Strange Way
Post Date: 2011-03-05 19:49:57 by James Deffenbach
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Joe Satriani -"If I Could Fly"
Post Date: 2011-03-05 18:47:59 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:The reason I rarely listen to the radio is because you don't hear much of the good stuff like this.
Turtle Encounters a Crazy Woman
Post Date: 2011-03-05 14:19:41 by Turtle
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A few years ago I walked out to my van and noticed the door was ajar. That puzzled me since I was positive I shut it firmly. Then I noticed off to my left side, about 12 feet away, a fortyish woman wearing wraparound sunglasses (which I dislike on anyone) appearing to give me a hostile look. She had a cellphone in her left hand. By this time I had alarm bells going off. Something was going on but I didn’t know what. When I opened the door to my van she asked me, “Is this your van?” What a dumb question. “Yes,” I said. “I called the police because you left your dog in this heat.” She had opened the door to my van. The dog in question was Mickey, my ...
The Brain That Wouldn't Die
Post Date: 2011-03-05 13:10:41 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Someday I'm going to make a movie about Nazi zombies controlled by Hitler's head sitting on a plate. And it'll have rats, too!
Tralalalalalalalalalala
Post Date: 2011-03-05 02:43:01 by Armadillo
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Poster Comment:What can I say...
Turtle Gets His Flying Car
Post Date: 2011-03-04 11:49:41 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:This was before my time but some of my friends remember it.
What's that? Just a Goddamn piece of paper you say?
Post Date: 2011-03-02 23:46:58 by Prefrontal Vortex
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Stare at boobs for longer life: Study [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2011-03-02 20:05:25 by farmfriend
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Stare at boobs for longer life: Study by Neharika Sabharwal - December 6, 2009 Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy. According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years. She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out." A five-year research on 500 men ...
Pugs and Turtles
Post Date: 2011-03-02 12:08:35 by Turtle
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Note to Turtle's Self
Post Date: 2011-03-01 11:55:39 by Turtle
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When answering the phone, "Hi Snookums" (smooch smooch) make sure it is your girlfiend and not a male friend.
Save the Last Dance for Me - Dolly
Post Date: 2011-02-26 22:01:04 by Lod
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Sucking Your Thumb
Post Date: 2011-02-26 11:51:42 by Turtle
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Several years ago I owned a taxi and noticed something surprising -- many of the five-year-old girls (but never the boys) sucked their thumb. And when they did, they were no trouble at all - calm and peaceful and quiet. I've even seen adults suck their thumb -- I saw a disturbed woman in an elevator (she had just left a public mental health center) sucking her thumb. Then I saw an obese woman in a motorized scooter with a pacifer in her mouth. My girlfriend told me people used them to break themselves from smoking. When I was a teenager the girl next doot showed me a photo she had taken of her 12-year-old sister sucking her thumb while asleep. Since many women babble too much, all ...
As The Obamas And The Ultra-Wealthy Live The High Life Most Americans Are Going Through Economic Hell
Post Date: 2011-02-26 06:54:25 by Eric Stratton
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As The Obamas And The Ultra-Wealthy Live The High Life Most Americans Are Going Through Economic Hell Barack Obama recently made the following statement to American families that are struggling to survive in this economy: "If you’re a family trying to cut back, you might skip going out to dinner, or you might put off a vacation." A few days after making that statement Obama sent his wife and children off on yet another vacation, this time to a luxury ski hotel in Vail, Colorado. But the Obamas are not the only ones enjoying the high life. Wealthy corporate executives and greedy Wall Street fatcats insist that profit margins are too tight to hire more American workers, and ...
Exterminate all Armadillos!
Post Date: 2011-02-24 11:20:38 by Turtle
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Armadillos are foul and most foreign creatures that smell bad, have beady little eyes, even littler brains, and miniscule genitalia. Their favorite activitiy is getting run over by cars. Yech on armadillos!
We've Got Tonight - music thread
Post Date: 2011-02-23 20:54:06 by Lod
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The Greatest Song of all Time
Post Date: 2011-02-23 13:13:22 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:kids today don't know what they're missing.
Ron White on "Paying for the War" - Warning, Strong Language
Post Date: 2011-02-21 19:24:06 by Amandil
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Poster Comment:this is old but still a good laugh ...
4um opinion poll: When will a faux Tea Party member shoot a union thug?
Post Date: 2011-02-20 12:23:43 by Jethro Tull
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I'd say on or before April 15th, 2011. Note to feds. This is pure speculation. I have no knowledge of any pending event, however, based on previous historical events I believe the possibility exists for such an occurrence.
Movies, books, etc. that wouldn't be made or written today thanks to PC
Post Date: 2011-02-19 08:58:34 by Jethro Tull
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I saw this mentioned somewhere on a thread last night, but didn't have time to reply. Anyway, here's me thoughts; 1) Animal House 2) Caddyshack 3) Song of the South 4) Clockwork Orange 5) The Three Stooges TV show 6) Huckleberry Finn 7) Airplane 8) Zulu 9) Papa was a Rolling Stone (the song) 10)West Side Story
Origin of Irish River Dance
Post Date: 2011-02-18 21:49:41 by christine
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D**k head
Post Date: 2011-02-18 16:34:55 by Armadillo
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Poster Comment:That guy is the real dick head. He does that because she put dog crap in his shoes. If the woman has any self esteem, that guy will be single now.
The Greatest Fight Scene of All Time
Post Date: 2011-02-17 11:37:12 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:This is better than the monkeys in the Wizard of Oz.
Jeanne Robertson "Men don't know the style in NYC!" (Pashmina Toss Flip story)
Post Date: 2011-02-16 19:47:13 by farmfriend
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Poster Comment:this isn't as funny as sending left brain to the grocery store and the bungy jumping but it is funny.
Very sexy athletic girl lunga from the musical Africa Africa
Post Date: 2011-02-13 19:33:58 by Horse
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Poster Comment:This girl is amazing. Do not try this at home.
Your Favorite Love Songs
Post Date: 2011-02-13 12:03:47 by christine
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