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A message from 20 years in the Future...
Post Date: 2011-01-11 21:24:22 by Amandil
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www.youtube.com/embed/nIzS-sGY6dg" frameborder="0"> Click for Full Text!## doesn't want to embed but it's worth a look at the link ... youtube changed to this iframe embedding now? forums aren't liking it a lot, it's a security hole imo
Poster Comment:one of the comments found below it: In some strange way,Œ79; this sounds real.. :S# QbanProductions 1 year ago 61#
COLD IS A RELATIVE THING
Post Date: 2011-01-11 14:14:38 by Original_Intent
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COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. .. . At 65 degrees above zero: People in Florida turn on the heat. People in Montana plant gardens. At 60 degrees above zero: People in California shiver uncontrollably. People in Montana sunbathe. At 50 degrees above zero: Italian and English cars won't start. People in Montana drive with the windows down. At 40 degrees above zero: People in Georgia don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats. People in Montana throw on a flannel shirt. At 35 degrees above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Montana have the last cookout before it gets cold. At 20 degrees above zero: People in Miami all die. People in Montana close the ...
People Who Should Just Die
Post Date: 2011-01-10 10:51:48 by Turtle
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All cats. Barking dogs. Women taller than me. All short guys. Fat girls. Fat women who shop at K-Mart. Ugly women. Hoosiers who throw empty beer cans out of their pick-up trucks. People who ride buses. Wetbacks sneaking over the border. People who spend their lives on welfare. Old guys smoking cigars who back their Cadillacs up on the interstate because they missed their exit. Women drivers. Ugly parents with ugly kids. People desperate to live here who whine about how oppressed they are when they get here. I'm sure they're others I forgot.
I want this speed bump in front of my house
Post Date: 2011-01-09 16:30:38 by Jethro Tull
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The real reason they invented keyless cars
Post Date: 2011-01-07 20:13:15 by Jethro Tull
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Poster Comment:That's using your HEAD!!!
Doctor Who Marries Doctor's Daughter, TARDIS Explodes
Post Date: 2011-01-07 00:44:47 by Armadillo
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"In a veritable Who's Who of Doctor Who, 10th Doctor David Tennant is marrying Georgia Moffett, the daughter of 5th Doctor Peter Davison, who played the Doctor's daughter in an episode of Doctor Who. Except that the Doctor's daughter was a clone of the Doctor, which meant that she really was Who. So a newer Doctor is marrying an older Doctor's daughter, who is a clone of the newer doctor, but only has half the DNA of the older Doctor."
Poster Comment:Oh, give me a clone Of my own flesh and bone With the Y chromosome changed to X. And when she is grown, My very own clone, We'll be of the opposite sex. Chorus: Clone, clone of my own, With the Y chromosome ...
Why Pugs Are Better than Cats
Post Date: 2011-01-06 12:12:10 by Turtle
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Cats are Evil!
Post Date: 2011-01-06 11:15:39 by Turtle
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20 Car Pile up on South Carefree and Powers Colorado Springs Part 1
Post Date: 2011-01-06 03:21:36 by farmfriend
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Kilt Roulette - The Graham Norton Show - Series 6 New Year's Eve Preview - BBC One
Post Date: 2011-01-06 03:09:43 by farmfriend
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I picked the right one.
Probing Digit
Post Date: 2011-01-05 06:20:29 by Critter
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I Make a Dollar from my Blog
Post Date: 2011-01-03 10:58:51 by Turtle
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There was a notice in my email saying someone had donated a dollar to my blog. Ha ha ha ha! Someone gave me a WHOLE DOLLAR for reading my blog. If this keeps up soon I will give able to retire and give up my life of crime. In other news, I haven’t yet made any money from being a gigolo, but there’s always hope. I think it’s mostly due to the bad economy. I think I’ll start advertising on Craigslist. I also made $14 from recycling aluminum cans and copper, and recycled 40 pounds of scrap iron, for which I got $6. Unfortunately, scrap iron (steel, tins cans, etc.) is only 15 cents a pound. Aluminum is 65 cents a pound and copper about $3. So I put the entire $20 in ...
Dave Barry's Year in Review: Why 2010 Made Us Sick
Post Date: 2011-01-02 13:16:45 by christine
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Let's put things into perspective: 2010 was not the worst year ever. There have been MUCH worse years. For example, toward the end of the Cretaceous Period, Earth was struck by an asteroid that wiped out about 75 percent of all of the species on the planet. Can we honestly say that we had a worse year than those species did? Yes, we can, because they were not exposed to "Jersey Shore." So on second thought we see that this was, in fact, the worst year ever. The perfect symbol for the awfulness of 2010 was the BP oil spill, which oozed up from the depths and spread, totally out of control, like some kind of hideous uncontrollable metaphor. (Or "Jersey Shore.") The ...
Truths for Mature Humans
Post Date: 2011-01-02 11:27:25 by christine
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TRUTHS FOR MATURE HUMANS I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. There is great need for a sarcasm font. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? Was learning cursive really necessary? Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. I can't remember the last time I ...
Three giant spaceships to attack Earth.
Post Date: 2011-01-01 19:11:01 by Armadillo
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SETI (Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence), an independent non-commercial organization, released a sensational statement. Three giant spaceships are heading towards Earth. The largest one of them is 240 kilometers wide. Two others are smaller. At present, the objects are beyond the orbit of Pluto. The spaceships were detected by HAARP search system. The system, based in Alaska, was designed to study the phenomenon of northern lights. According to SETI researchers, the objects are nothing but extraterrestrial spaceships. They will be visible in optical telescopes as soon as they reach Mars's orbit. The US government has been reportedly informed about the event. The ships will reach ...
I need help
Post Date: 2010-12-31 14:07:17 by Jethro Tull
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As my good friends, I need your opinions and help. I need your advice for a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that the little woman has been cheating. The usual signs; phone rings, if I answer the caller hangs up, going out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight, I hid in the shed behind the boat, when she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on ...It was at that moment while crouched behind the boat I noticed .... a hairline crack in the outboard mounting bracket ..... Is that ...
Chaz Salvatore Bono
Post Date: 2010-12-31 12:42:18 by christine
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chazbono.net/index.html just wow
NY's Dumbest; NYC sanitation workers destroy a Ford Explorer
Post Date: 2010-12-28 14:37:29 by farmfriend
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Ada, bush_is_a_moonie, Twenty Twelve
Post Date: 2010-12-28 14:18:25 by christine
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I've manually confirmed you at www.4umOffline. For some reason, I didn't get the registration emails.
Women Jokes
Post Date: 2010-12-28 14:03:55 by Original_Intent
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When a man marries Miss Right, he never realizes that her first name is Always. Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? A: When she starts her sentence with, A man once told me ... Q: What happened to the only man that finally figured women out? A: He died laughing. Q: how do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? A: hand your wife a shovel There's a woman in a bar and this man goes up to her and they get to talking for hours and eventually the woman grabs the man and says "Make me feel like a woman" so he takes of his jacket and says "I need this ironed." Q: How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? A: Call her. Q: How do you turn ...
Setting on Fire Everything I Could Find
Post Date: 2010-12-27 12:41:28 by Turtle
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As a little boy I enjoyed playing with fire. The reason I no longer have any of my plastic ships, tanks and airplanes is that I set all of them on fire or else blew them up with firecrackers. It’s also the reason I don’t have any of my Little Green Army Men, either. I melted all of them (the worthless ones went first, like Mine Sweeper Guy). It was great. I also set myself on fire, sort of. I’d take the plastic bag the bread came in, wrap it around a stick, and set it on fire. When the plastic melted it would drip and make a zip zip zip noise. Each droplet would stay on fire until it hit the ground. Had I been in special effects in the movies or radios, I would have used ...
My Cat Karma is in the Plus Category
Post Date: 2010-12-27 12:23:38 by Turtle
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I don’t even like cats. I’m a pug person. Yet I’ve never saved a pug. But for some reason, I’ve been in two situations in which I tried to save one cat, and did save another. So, my cat karma being in the plus category, no cat can bother me again for the rest of my life. The first encounter with the miserable world of helpless-and-harmless-animal-eating-murdercats was when I was about 11 or 12. I was walking home along a road that was deserted except for a grain elevator. Since it was Saturday, the elevator was closed. I suddenly heard a meowing from the side of the road. When I investigated I found a kitten in the weeds. He – or she – was about two months ...
My Blackberry Is Not Working! - The One Ronnie, Preview - BBC One
Post Date: 2010-12-26 04:00:31 by farmfriend
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HoCoMoJo - The Mall in Columbia Christmas Holiday Flash Mob
Post Date: 2010-12-25 22:50:54 by christine
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Poster Comment:Love, love, love this!
i am santa claus
Post Date: 2010-12-25 22:09:06 by freepatriot32
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