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Your Favorite Love Songs
Post Date: 2011-02-13 12:03:47 by christine
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A Paraprosdokian
Post Date: 2011-02-12 01:55:01 by christine
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A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect, sometimes producing an anticlimax. 1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 2. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. 3. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. 4. If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong. 5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. 6. War does ...
What is your theme song [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2011-02-11 20:44:53 by farmfriend
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So if you could pick a theme song for yourself, what would it be? Not your favorite song but one that describes you. I love Rock but have to resort to C&W for my song.
Secret hidden/subliminal messages in Freedom4um logo?
Post Date: 2011-02-11 16:46:10 by Artisan
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did you ever notice that in the 4um logo painting, or whatever it is, there between the brown shady mess is something scrawled there? some words? what could the message be, & who implanted it there?
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Wondering what your thoughts are on this Add.
Post Date: 2011-02-09 09:07:42 by Itistoolate
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TheLadders 2011 Television Commercial Campaign
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Post Date: 2011-02-07 21:09:16 by Rube Goldberg
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Christina Aguilera Wrong Lyrics Messed Up USA National Anthem 2011 Super Bowl XLV Fail
Post Date: 2011-02-07 10:57:43 by christine
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Police state 2011. 2 minute cartoon
Post Date: 2011-02-06 22:55:52 by Artisan
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a guy simply wants to go to the store, but accidently says hi to a cop along the way. if you cant see the whole screen you can watch it here http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/11059813/
Poster Comment:I'm sure you've seen these type vids before. But I did not know that you can make them for free. you choose all the setting, characters,, voices, etc. and then put it together. it is hilarious. we can have a lot of fun with this. ;-D
'TUBE - The 60s
Post Date: 2011-02-05 18:10:00 by Jethro Tull
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objflicks.com/TakeMeBackToTheSixties.htm
Poster Comment:This is the one of the best presentations of the sixties that I have ever seen online. It is very well done. Just click on the link above and sit back and enjoy the memories. Great photos and facts. If you're not quite old enough to have been there, feel free to pass it on to someone who is. Peace.
The Job Hunt
Post Date: 2011-02-04 17:56:36 by Jethro Tull
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John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG) He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA) After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA ) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia ) and continued his search for ...
Whiskey Lullabye
Post Date: 2011-02-03 20:34:13 by Lod
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Maru is soooo cute
Post Date: 2011-02-02 11:34:16 by christine
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Too Damn Cold!
Post Date: 2011-02-01 22:28:42 by Eric Stratton
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I just got off the phone with friend living in northern New Hampshire near the Canadian border. He said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to gale force. His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare. He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.
Hope this reminds you of summer...
Post Date: 2011-01-30 17:11:03 by PSUSA
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Weird Al - Walk With An Ere.....
Post Date: 2011-01-30 14:16:29 by Original_Intent
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O.R.G.A.S.M.
Post Date: 2011-01-28 23:38:26 by Armadillo
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BE SURE YOU LOCK YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS!
Post Date: 2011-01-28 12:19:49 by Itistoolate
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BE SURE YOU LOCK YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS! A man was found dead in his home over the weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub. The tub had been filled with milk, sugar and cornflakes. A banana was sticking out of his ass. Police suspect a cereal killer.
RETIRE WHERE ??? [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2011-01-27 14:56:12 by Jethro Tull
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RETIRE WHERE ??? You can retire to Phoenix, Arizona where --- 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town. 3. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food. 4. You know that "dry heat" is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door. 5. The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU F---KIDDING ME ??? !!! OR You can retire to California where --- 1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house. 2. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway. 3. You know how to eat an artichoke. 4. You drive your rented Mercedes to ...
A real mind blower
Post Date: 2011-01-23 11:30:03 by Jethro Tull
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This year we will experience four unusual dates...1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, and 11/11/11. Now figure this out...take the last 2 digits of the year you were born and the age you will be this year...add them together and see what you get
'tube - Herschel the Magnificent Jew
Post Date: 2011-01-23 09:38:31 by Jethro Tull
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Freedom4um Server Change Tonight
Post Date: 2011-01-22 19:19:21 by christine
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It will take place about midnight EST. Should anyone experience any problems logging in tomorrow morning, please contact me at www.4umOffline.com. Thanks!
how bad is the economy (humor)
Post Date: 2011-01-22 10:50:59 by christine
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. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. . African television stations are now showing 'Sponsor an American Child' commercials! . Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries. . I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" . CEO's are now playing miniature golf. . B.P. laid off 25 Congressmen. . My ATM gave me an IOU! . A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced. . I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife. . I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank. . If the bank returns your ...
Comedienne Joan Rivers calls Big Foot "Blackie O"
Post Date: 2011-01-21 21:21:24 by Jethro Tull
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Posted on Jan 21, 2011 @ 04:02PM print it send it WENNComedienne Joan Rivers revealed she once ditched a joke about First Lady Michelle Obama from her stand-up routine - because she feared she'd be accused of racism. Recalling the wisecrack to shock Jock Howard Stern, the comedy legend said: "We used to have Jackie O now we have Blackie O!" The audio can be heard here on RadarOnline.com. PHOTOS: Michelle Obama’s Smashing Sense Of Fashion Rivers wrote the quip about President Barack Obama's wife in reference to her fashionable dress sense and comparing her to former First Lady Jackie Kennedy Onassis. PHOTOS: Michelle Obama And Oprah Go To A Basketball ...
BOO!
Post Date: 2011-01-21 18:04:15 by Eric Stratton
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France got Talent - Frog Man
Post Date: 2011-01-21 11:47:45 by Jethro Tull
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Frog Man -Click me
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