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Cute Picture
Post Date: 2010-12-09 23:34:08 by christine
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Vicious Evil Cat Attacks Innocent Pug
Post Date: 2010-12-09 12:03:59 by Turtle
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Wimberley Woman's Letter to the Editor: Airport Security (Barf bag warning)
Post Date: 2010-12-09 00:22:25 by christine
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Here is a different look at the much talked about security measures used at our airports today. As i see on television and hear from friends that many, many travelers are patiently cooperationg with the Transportaion Security Administration with relatively few complaints, I witness a beautiful side of our citizenry. Americans have such a respect for life that they are willing to undergo temporary embarrassment to ensure that not one fellow traveler suffers injury or death from a terrorist act. This is indeed the image we want to show our enemies, who care so little about life that they risk their own in order to do harm to others.
Poster Comment:just damn...
TSA Theme song
Post Date: 2010-12-08 10:56:09 by Itistoolate
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Saturday Night
Post Date: 2010-12-04 21:44:14 by Critter
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Which would you choose?
Post Date: 2010-12-04 20:41:51 by Armadillo
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Neither is of any use for survival, unless you fry them up. They may be useful for sex. The mermaid has no pussy, or maybe a fish pussy. But she can give a hand-job, a blow-job, or tit-sex. She can also give conversation, and she cant run away. The reverse-mermaid has gills so must stay in water, can run away (under water), and cant talk, but she has a pussy.
Betty or Wilma
Post Date: 2010-12-04 19:44:49 by Critter
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Ginger or Mary Ann?
Post Date: 2010-12-04 11:47:10 by Turtle
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Mary Ann, of course.
Homer America
Post Date: 2010-12-03 15:57:03 by Turtle
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There is a part of me that sees the US as "Homer America." As in "Homer Simpson." There is precedence for this name change: Saudi Arabia is named after the tribe which conquered the other local tribes and then named the whole place – originally Arabia – after themselves. This is exactly the same as if I conquered the US, called it "Wallace America," then renamed my relatives and myself as "royalty" and gave ourselves titles like "prince" and "princess." Although Homer America is a much better place to live than Saudi Arabia. And Wallace America would be the best place to live of all. Homer is a particularly American ...
Release Date For Mel Gibson In 'The Beaver'
Post Date: 2010-12-02 18:28:58 by Jethro Tull
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Release Date For Mel Gibson In 'The Beaver' By NIKKI FINKE | Thursday December 2, 2010 @ 1:53pm PST EXCLUSIVE: I'm hearing from myriad insiders that Summit Entertainment has scheduled the Jodie Foster-directed film The Beaver starring Mel Gibson for Spring of 2011. Once the studio decided not to give the film an Oscar qualifying run, it was just a question of when the best release date was. I also hear that Entertainment Tonight is airing the trailer on Friday night's show. The film was supposed to debut in 2010 but the studio delayed when Mel's rants against his ex-girlfriend became a matter of public record. But Jodie has described Gibson's performance as ...
Victoria's Secret on CBS last night
Post Date: 2010-12-01 21:52:12 by Itistoolate
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www.cbs.com/specials/vict...0wp2FGaiteBeLte9eBtxCnMjc
Too Much, Too Little, Too Late
Post Date: 2010-11-30 17:17:54 by James Deffenbach
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I'm Sorry
Post Date: 2010-11-29 19:56:28 by James Deffenbach
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World's Dumbest Criminal
Post Date: 2010-11-29 14:48:48 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:I'll have to admit, when I watch something like this, the laughter makes me feel better.
Video: Wanna See A Couple P*ssies Catch Fade?
Post Date: 2010-11-28 19:04:05 by James Deffenbach
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Noooo, not THAT kind of p*ssy you perverts! Sometimes you just happen to be in right place at the right time, as is the case for the person who captured this hilariously amazing video of two cats and two birds in the act of some SERIOUS furniture moving! Not to mention the score to this “movie” is ON POINT! We’re not exactly sure what the hell the birds were trying to do but it only adds to the suspense of fight. Can’t really tell who won though, what do you guys think???*
Poster Comment:I am indebted to one of my email friends for this one. *I think the birds wanted to see the cats get down wid it!
The Rain Song - Jimmy Page & Robert Plant
Post Date: 2010-11-28 17:44:14 by PSUSA
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1994 Live with the Egyptian Ensemble and the London Metropolitan Orchestra I got "something in my eye" watching this one. .
Great-Grandmother Hospitalizes Six TSA ‘Perverts’
Post Date: 2010-11-28 13:47:37 by Turtle
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FROSTBITE FALLS MN – The federal government has declined to press charges against Ruth "Grammy" Gordon, an 87-year-old wheelchair-bound great-grandmother who hospitalized what she called “six TSA sex perverts” after an altercation with them last week, in which she claimed one tried to sexually molest her and the rest tried to assault her. "Justice has been served," said the 85-pound mother of three, grandmother of six and great-grandmother of one, as she sat in her wheelchair, aided in her breathing by an oxygen bottle. "Now I'm going to sue every fool in the federal government for ignorance, stupidity, and just plain general incompetence. ...
Left-over Tunes Friday
Post Date: 2010-11-26 17:03:55 by Lod
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A full body scanner operator was caught xxxxxxxxxxxx during a scanning session by airport staff late Tuesday.
Post Date: 2010-11-24 21:51:59 by Itistoolate
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DAILY SQUIB NEWS DENVER - USA - A full body scanner operator was caught masturbating during a scanning session by airport staff late Tuesday. Airport officials at Denver International airport were on high alert yesterday when a full body scanner operator was caught masturbating in his booth as a team of High School netball players went through the scanner. "The young ladies were going through the scanner one by one, and every time one went through, this guys face was getting redder and redder. His hand was moving and then he started sweating. He was then seen doing his 'O' face. That's when the security dragged him out of his booth and cuffed him. He had his pants round ...
Alternative for body scanners (brilliant)
Post Date: 2010-11-24 10:36:02 by christine
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Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the Airports: All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or In your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth. This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be none of this crap About racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive Trials. This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the Airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an Announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention, standby passengers! We Now ...
I am thankful
Post Date: 2010-11-24 10:24:12 by christine
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I AM THANKFUL
...for the taxes that I pay because it means that I am employed.
...for the mess to clean after a party because it means I have been
surrounded by friends.
...for the clothes that fit a little too snug because it means I have
enough to eat.
...for my shadow who watches me work because it means I am out in the
sunshine.
...for a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning and gutters
that need fixing because it means I have a home.
...for all the complaining I hear about government because it means we
have freedom of speech.
...for the spot I find at the far end of the parking lot because it means
I am capable of walking.
...for my huge heating bill because ...
Yes-Heart of the Sunrise
Post Date: 2010-11-23 22:53:29 by F.A. Hayek Fan
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Yessongs is one of the greatest live albums ever recorded IMHO.
For What Are You Thankful?
Post Date: 2010-11-23 13:00:25 by christine
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I'm most thankful that the economy has not yet tanked and that my husband still has his job.
My Dog is Still Cuter than Your Dog
Post Date: 2010-11-23 12:27:16 by Turtle
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My Dog is Cuter than Your Dog
Post Date: 2010-11-22 12:30:23 by Turtle
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