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Alternative for body scanners (brilliant)
Post Date: 2010-11-24 10:36:02 by christine
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Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the Airports: All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or In your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth. This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be none of this crap About racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive Trials. This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the Airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an Announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention, standby passengers! We Now ...
I am thankful
Post Date: 2010-11-24 10:24:12 by christine
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I AM THANKFUL
...for the taxes that I pay because it means that I am employed.
...for the mess to clean after a party because it means I have been
surrounded by friends.
...for the clothes that fit a little too snug because it means I have
enough to eat.
...for my shadow who watches me work because it means I am out in the
sunshine.
...for a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning and gutters
that need fixing because it means I have a home.
...for all the complaining I hear about government because it means we
have freedom of speech.
...for the spot I find at the far end of the parking lot because it means
I am capable of walking.
...for my huge heating bill because ...
Yes-Heart of the Sunrise
Post Date: 2010-11-23 22:53:29 by F.A. Hayek Fan
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Yessongs is one of the greatest live albums ever recorded IMHO.
For What Are You Thankful?
Post Date: 2010-11-23 13:00:25 by christine
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I'm most thankful that the economy has not yet tanked and that my husband still has his job.
My Dog is Still Cuter than Your Dog
Post Date: 2010-11-23 12:27:16 by Turtle
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My Dog is Cuter than Your Dog
Post Date: 2010-11-22 12:30:23 by Turtle
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Turtle Makes $8.35
Post Date: 2010-11-22 11:26:42 by Turtle
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When I walk my pug Wilson I pick up aluminum cans hoosiers thrown out of their pick-up trucks into people's yards and on the street. They're almost always Bud Light and Pepsi. That favorite beverage of hicks, apparently. I collected so many in the last seven days I took them to the recycling center five minutes away and they gave me $8.35. Usually I average about five dollars a week, or about $250 a year. Just for walking my dog and cleaning up the environment.
Adorable kitten snuggle pile
Post Date: 2010-11-20 12:46:48 by F.A. Hayek Fan
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http://freedom4um.com/cgi-bin/postarticle.cgi?cgi=postarticle.cgi Be sure to wait for the cute surprise at the end.
Funny Asian Names
Post Date: 2010-11-20 11:29:16 by Turtle
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Funny Asian Names Sometimes Asian names can be quite hilarious. They can also carry a lot of meaning. For example: For the English phrase: “I think you need a facelift.” The Asian Name: Chin Tu Fat English Phrase: “Are you hiding a fugitive?” Asian Name: Hu Yu Hai Ding? English Phrase: “Small Horse” Asian Name: Tai Ni Po Ni English Phrase: “See me A.S.A.P.” Asian Name: Kum Hia Nao English Phrase: “Stupid Man” Asian Name: Dum Gai English Phrase: “Small Horse” Asian Name: Tai Ni Po Ni English Phrase: “Did you go to the beach?” Asian Name: Wai Yu So Tan? English Phrase: “I bumped into a coffee table.” Asian ...
Strangers On The Flight
Post Date: 2010-11-18 23:09:30 by abraxas
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Strangers On The Flight.....
The Diary of a Pug
Post Date: 2010-11-17 11:19:51 by Turtle
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7:59 am: ZZZZZZZ 8:00 Time to stand on Food Guy’s chest and stare at him until he wakes up. “Wake up, Food Guy! Wake up!!!” 8:00: 01 Food Guy is awake! Mission accomplished! 8:05 Ahhh...food! It’s great! I don’t know what it is! I never know what it is, but it’s FOOD!!! And it’s great!! 8:12 Oh boy! The leash! That means a walk! 8:13 Ahhh…nothing starts the day like peeing on a tree! Or is this a fire hydrant? 8:17 This looks like a good place to poop. I think I’ve pooped here before. Not too sure about that, though. 8:20 Ack! Quit jerking on my leash, Food Guy! It’s not like you never tried to hump a female! 8:22 I have to ...
Turtle Has Sex with a Shoe
Post Date: 2010-11-16 14:06:39 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:HAHAHA!! Not the Turtle you were thinking of!!! All the dirty minds will click on this post.
Urban Cowboy Scenes
Post Date: 2010-11-15 11:05:57 by Lod
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Bristol Palin - Dancing with the Stars
Post Date: 2010-11-14 17:47:13 by Itistoolate
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I Find Three Bottle Caps and a Rusty Nail [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2010-11-14 14:28:29 by Turtle
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For years I have been picking up metal off of the ground when I walk my dog -- aluminum and tin cams. The aluminum cans are almost always Bud Light and Pepsi which hoosiers through out of the pickup trucks. I take the stuff to the recycling center every three months and get about $50, which fills up my van and also gets me a quart of oil. Today, when I took my dog for a walk, I found three Bud Light bottle caps and a nusty nail, which goes into the steel/iron box. Wire is the most profitable, since it's copper. I don't find much of that, but as for the Bud Light/Pepsi...the hicks must love that stuff. They throw the cans into the street, sidewalks, and people's front yards.
I'm Just a Singer in a Rock and Roll Band
Post Date: 2010-11-13 21:58:00 by Eric Stratton
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Poster Comment:I'm just a wandering on the face of this earth Meeting so many people Who are trying to be free And while I'm traveling I hear so many words Language barriers broken Now we've found the key And if you want the wind of change To blow about you And you're the only other person to know, don't tell me I'm just a singer in a rock and roll band. A thousand pictures can be drawn from one word Only who is the artist We got to agree A thousand miles can lead so many ways Just to know who is driving What a help it would be So if you want this world of yours To turn about you And you can see exactly what to do Please tell me I'm just ...
I Just Realized I'm a WHORE!!! [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2010-11-13 11:55:42 by Turtle
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One of my ex-ex-ex-girlfiends (I mean friend) sent me a $340 Garmin GPS because of all the times I consoled her with my penis. Now that I think about it, that's how I got most of the stuff I own. OMG, I just realized I'm a WHORE!!
The Cheapest TSA Porn Scanner
Post Date: 2010-11-13 11:32:35 by Turtle
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I really miss her
Post Date: 2010-11-12 19:31:56 by Rube Goldberg
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Pug Mangles Wimpy Cat
Post Date: 2010-11-12 15:41:20 by Turtle
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Yesterday When I Was Young
Post Date: 2010-11-12 15:02:21 by James Deffenbach
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What Might Have Been
Post Date: 2010-11-11 21:12:09 by Lod
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Alabama Sex toy drive-thru
Post Date: 2010-11-11 20:31:31 by Armadillo
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HUNTSVILLE, AL -- Pleasures, a "one-stop romance shop" that challenged Alabama's ban on sex toys, has a new, unique claim to fame: It will feature three sex toy drive-thru lanes at its new University Drive location. Pleasures owner Sherri Williams said the store will be the first such store in the country to sell adult toys through a drive-thru window. Items such as toys, lubes and stimulants will be delivered through the drive-thru drawer in a brown paper bag, according to the store's news release. ... But Alabama law also makes an exception to the ban on the sale of items designed for the "stimulation of human genital organs" if the sale was for "a bona ...
word play
Post Date: 2010-11-10 17:20:57 by farmfriend
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The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. The knight who defeated the greatest number of enemies was Sir Cumcision. He cut the heads off every dick in the kingdom. Sir Cumlocution bored the other knights with long, rambling tales of his exploits. Meanwhile, Sir Cumnavigator sought the Holy Grail on the island of Madagascar. Sir Tificate of Deposit kept detailed records of everybody's monthly dues payments. Sir Cumstances dictated to the King, forcing his actions. Sir Veillant was a spy! Sir Cumjacent was the laziest knight, always just laying around. Sir Rhosis turned out to be an alcoholic.
I'm Not Lisa
Post Date: 2010-11-08 19:39:33 by Lod
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