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Adult Bookstore Sells Winning $128 Million Lottery Ticket
Post Date: 2010-11-08 17:14:31 by Turtle
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Uptown Bookstore in Highland Park, Mich., sold Saturday's only winning Powerball ticket, according to the station. The ticket was the only one to match all of the numbers of the multimillion-dollar jackpot -- 7, 12, 23, 34, 38 and 33. The winner has not yet come forward. According to Powerball rules in Michigan, winners cannot remain anonymous when they claim their win. Residents in the area say the ticket sale will likely boost sales at the shop. "Maybe it's a lucky spot," one resident told the station.
Poster Comment:If the guy comes forward, I wonder what he looks like?
The Parking Ticket
Post Date: 2010-11-08 10:51:47 by christine
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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So my wife called him a sh...head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 ...
Stars Over Texas
Post Date: 2010-11-07 19:54:39 by James Deffenbach
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Setting my Swiss made Cuckoo Clock
Post Date: 2010-11-06 20:27:41 by buckeroo
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Often, I find folks (even the most meaningful posters) vacillating on their own earlier suggested principles no matter their current convictions based upon history, scientific FACT or otherwise informal condemnation. It intrigues me how Americans can play around without conviction, however. And this brings my discussion to my Swiss made Cuckoo Clock which I picked upped during GWBush's War on Terror while traveling on business in Europe at the time. I set my Cuckoo Clock every day hoping it is accurate with time based upon REAL WORLD TIME by pulling down the weight set and adjusting the pendulum focrum by WWV; it is never quite right of course and instead of lQQking gleefully at ...
I'm A Denier (parody).
Post Date: 2010-11-05 22:33:01 by Armadillo
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Poster Comment:A parody of "I'm a Believer", making fun of the AGW hoax.
'tube - Johnny Carson lie detector politician skit
Post Date: 2010-11-02 17:14:57 by Jethro Tull
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Indian Nipple Song
Post Date: 2010-11-02 11:26:41 by Prefrontal Vortex
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4umOffline.com when 4um goes Offline
Post Date: 2010-10-31 22:34:54 by christine
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Everybody, please bookmark!
Hitler finds out Pokemon and Santa Claus is not real
Post Date: 2010-10-31 22:10:23 by F.A. Hayek Fan
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Try not to laugh!
Post Date: 2010-10-30 21:09:52 by F.A. Hayek Fan
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Tonites' Dutch Girl
Post Date: 2010-10-30 20:00:15 by Rube Goldberg
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Sex With Sunee Dhaliwal
Post Date: 2010-10-30 02:45:27 by Armadillo
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This is NOT a porn video, it's comedy.
Poster Comment:I have no idea who Sunee Dhaliwal is, a comedian apparently. At least I hope he's a comedian...
Men who lack supervision
Post Date: 2010-10-29 22:12:17 by Armadillo
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There Goes My Sex Life
Post Date: 2010-10-29 15:47:38 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:This is a Nineties version of the Tea Partier witch Christine O'Donnell.
Obama Jokes
Post Date: 2010-10-29 15:00:21 by Original_Intent
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THE STAND-UP COMEDIANS, MORE THAN ANY OTHER GROUP, HAVE THEIR FINGERS IN THE WIND ACCURATELY DETECTING WHICH WAY IT IS BLOWING. You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start. The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. -- Jay Leno America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. -- Jay Leno Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. -- Conan O'Brien Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser. -- Jay Leno Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a ...
Country Bumpkin
Post Date: 2010-10-26 20:26:17 by James Deffenbach
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A Joke
Post Date: 2010-10-26 18:15:22 by Lod
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Q:Why are black men's eyes so red after sex? A:Trying to rub out the pepper-spray.
Gene Simmons in Hospital After Collapsing at Airport
Post Date: 2010-10-26 17:52:11 by freepatriot32
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Kiss bassist Gene Simmons has hit the headlines after he was rushed to Centila Hospital in Inglewood, Calif. on Sunday, Oct 24. Website TMZ reports that the 61-year-old bassist, reality TV star and sometime actor cut his head after fainting at LAX airport. Doctors at the hospital concluded Simmons was suffering from dehydration and released the star the following day. Reports that LAX was "hotter than hell" at the time of the incident remain unconfirmed. The hospitalisation occurred just days after two of Simmons' websites, genesimmons.com and simmonsrecords.com, were closed down by a shadowy group of Internet users called Anonymous who carried out a distributed ...
'tube - Spoof on Barbara Boxer; "Call me Senator"
Post Date: 2010-10-25 19:40:54 by Jethro Tull
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Very Large Pug Mangles Cat
Post Date: 2010-10-25 13:39:03 by Turtle
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Absinthe
Post Date: 2010-10-25 13:13:03 by Turtle
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Absinthe (pronounced /Èæbsjn¸/ AB-sinth) is historically described as a distilled, highly alcoholic (45–74% ABV) beverage.[1][2][3][4] It is an anise-flavored spirit derived from herbs, including the flowers and leaves of the herb Artemisia absinthium, commonly referred to as "grande wormwood", together with green anise and sweet fennel. Absinthe traditionally has a natural green color but can also be colorless. It is commonly referred to in historical literature as la fée verte (the Green Fairy). Although it is sometimes mistakenly called a liqueur, absinthe is not bottled with added sugar and is therefore classified as a spirit.[5] Absinthe is ...
Urita and Sanguita
Post Date: 2010-10-24 20:31:45 by Rube Goldberg
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Buckwheat Sings!
Post Date: 2010-10-24 16:27:29 by James Deffenbach
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Poster Comment:Been looking for this a long time. Youtube doesn't have it anymore, too politically incorrect I guess.
On My Own
Post Date: 2010-10-24 14:53:06 by James Deffenbach
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Awful Cheap Awful Wines
Post Date: 2010-10-24 13:41:33 by Turtle
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When I was in high school there were two wines we drank: Annie Green Springs and Boone’s Farm. Both cost 98 cents a bottle, which is why we drank them. They were terrible wines. We once tried MD 20/20, which was weird colors like orange and blue and tasted like mouthwash and was lots worse than Annie and Boone’s. Other horrible wines, such as Thunderbird (“What’s the word? THUNDERBIRD!”) we never saw since they were sold in places we did not frequent. We also once ran across some Everclear, which we heard would burn, so we poured some out and lit it. It burned with a blue flame. When I drank a swallow, I found out exactly where my esophagus and stomach were, ...
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