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Turtle Multitasks
Post Date: 2010-10-10 13:50:51 by Turtle
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Me: Dum de dum dum. New Girlfriend: What are you doing? Me: I’m taking a bath in your bathtub. NG: I can see that. I can also see that you’re drinking a cup of coffee and smoking a cigar. But why do you have your shirt in the tub with you? Me: I’m multitasking. I’m washing my shirt along with me. NG: Do you do this a lot? Me: All the time. I buy a gallon of Dr. Bronners citric liquid soap and I wash me, my hair and my clothes in it. It’s dumb to buy shampoo for your hair, soap for your body and detergent for your clothes. It’s a waste of money. Instead I use Dr. Bronners. A gallon costs like $50 but I dilute it and it goes a long way. NG: Don’t ...
[total fun: The Beandogs versus The Wrecking Crew] Twittergate: How Internet Jerks Pranked the Tea Party
Post Date: 2010-10-09 22:47:10 by buckeroo
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The best way to deal with jerks online is to ignore them. But when prominent Tea Partiers on Twitter started being harassed by a group of Internet trolls, they launched a twitter militia and concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory. Twittergate is the hottest new conspiracy theory out of the conservative blogosphere. Yesterday, Glenn Beck's news site, The Blaze, posted an epic YouTube video which purports to expose a massive conspiracy by Democrats to take over Twitter: "DID DEMOCRATS HIRE A ‘TWITTER-THUG' TO SMEAR THE TEA PARTY?" The Blaze asks. If you don't feel like watching 13 minutes of scrolling text and Twitter screenshots set, inexplicably, to a pounding ...
You Lost Me
Post Date: 2010-10-08 19:53:38 by James Deffenbach
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NEWS FLASH!!! -- WASHINGTON DC ...Obama campaign announces New Theme Song for 2012!!!
Post Date: 2010-10-07 17:46:14 by farmfriend
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NEWS FLASH!!! -- WASHINGTON DC ...Obama campaign announces New Theme Song for 2012!!!
The Greatest Song Ever
Post Date: 2010-10-07 11:41:30 by Turtle
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Nine-year-old Guitar Player "Yuto Miyazawa"
Post Date: 2010-10-06 15:12:06 by PSUSA
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he starts at 1:40 Click for Full Text!
Poster Comment:This kid could be the next Randy Rhoads. There is hope in teh next generation. This one is pretty much shot. .
Women Vent, Men Fix
Post Date: 2010-10-05 10:46:58 by Turtle
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This is a conversation I had recently with a woman. Her: Why do men want to fix things when women just want to talk? Me: The word is “vent,” not talk. And if you go to a doctor or mechanic, do you want things fixed or just vent? Her: That’s different. This is a personal relationship. Me: Venting is for your cats and girlfriends, not me. Do you realize how insane it drives a man to listen to a woman babble and he’s got this overwhelming compulsion to fix what’s wrong? Her: No. Me: Well, now you know. Her: It irritates me men want to fix me. Me: It if wasn’t for men there wouldn’t be any civilization. Her: That’s not true! Me: Oh, bullshit. ...
Many Trials, Many Styles
Post Date: 2010-10-05 09:58:30 by James Deffenbach
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Poster Comment:I posted this here before but youtube removed it. I just now uploaded it again and, if you like it you should probably download it now if you want to see it more than once. They may take it down again any time.
Hoosier Girls
Post Date: 2010-10-04 10:50:16 by Turtle
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Tiffany: Hey, Krystal, you see whut I see up there? Krystal: I shore do. It’s a pick-up truck, with a Confederate license plate, driven by a couple of meth-head hoosiers. And they’re wearin’ cowboy hats! An’ prob’ly cowboy boots! An’ look at the flag an’ eagle decal in the back window! Tiffany: Our kind of white trash! How we gonna meet ‘em? Krystal: Same as we always do. Show them our big floppy tits, and if they really are hicks they’ll chase up down! Tiffany: Hot damn! My womb is a tickin’ away! It’s about time I had me another baby and got some more welfare! An’ I’m lookin’ at this really nice Elvis paintin’ ...
It's Five O'Clock
Post Date: 2010-10-04 09:55:07 by James Deffenbach
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Deborah
Post Date: 2010-10-04 09:00:56 by James Deffenbach
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Rise of the Idiots
Post Date: 2010-10-03 21:53:07 by abraxas
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Run for the Roses
Post Date: 2010-10-02 23:33:40 by James Deffenbach
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Carolina in the Pines
Post Date: 2010-10-02 18:28:50 by James Deffenbach
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A real man.....
Post Date: 2010-10-01 15:22:44 by farmfriend
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A real man..... A real man is a woman's best friend.He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires. He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible. No, wait...sorry...I'm thinking of wine. It’s wine that does all that.......Never mind.
You May Pound Your Head on the Floor Until Forgiven
Post Date: 2010-10-01 12:08:08 by Turtle
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If I Die Young
Post Date: 2010-10-01 03:15:51 by Armadillo
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I really, really like the cinematography of this video. It just works for me artistically. The song is pretty good too. The Band Perry - If I Die Young.
Wave on Wave - Pat Green
Post Date: 2010-10-01 01:08:54 by christine
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Turtle is a Cracker
Post Date: 2010-09-30 11:16:09 by Turtle
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Craic or crack is a term for fun, entertainment, and enjoyable conversation, particularly prominent in Ireland.[1][2] It is often used with the definite article – the craic.[1] The word has an unusual history; the form craic was borrowed into Irish from the English crack in the mid-20th century, and the Irish spelling was then reborrowed into English.[1] Under either spelling, the crack/craic has great cultural currency and significance in Ireland. An older, related, more widespread, sense of crack is "joke", as in crack a joke or wise-crack.[3] Another sense of crack, found in the north of England, is "news, gossip",[4] which influences the common Irish expression ...
Women as Parasites [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2010-09-29 11:39:23 by Turtle
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One of the biggest problems with women is their desire for "safety" and "security." Unfortunately, society can go exactly no place without people taking risks -- and 99% of the time it's men who take that risk. We'd still be livng in caves or stick-and-mud huts without men taking risks. I have worked for myself almost my entire life. I've started businesses and provided jobs. Currently I am starting another business. It might fail, but probably not. It will provide jobs. In a sense, a lot of women -- and a lot of men, too -- are parasites. Someone else is supposed to take the risks and provide the jobs. If they fail, then they're a "loser." ...
Canadian Judge Strikes Down Prostitution Law
Post Date: 2010-09-29 11:02:12 by Lod
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Details at URL.
Poster Comment:Good job, judge.
Words Don't Come Easy
Post Date: 2010-09-28 18:23:50 by James Deffenbach
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Poster Comment:One of my favorite songs.
Storytime With Karl Childers, Little Red Riding Hood
Post Date: 2010-09-28 17:08:53 by James Deffenbach
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Nurses Have Dirty Minds and Nasty Mouths
Post Date: 2010-09-28 10:38:57 by Turtle
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I work with a bunch of female nurses. I have for years. I have found they have dirty minds and nasty mouths. Years ago I read in an article that if a woman put in a personal ad she was a nurse, she would get many responses. Then, of course, there are the porn films featuring “nurses.” I was mystified by this, because my experience with them put me off of them years ago. The myth is about dirty-minded men, sexual harassers, etc. I’ve never seen it, except among blacks. But I see it among nurses. And I have never seen anything among men close to nurses! Near the end of the shift they get together at the nurse’s station and gab. I sit in a chair in the hall and listen. ...
Porn Star Dancing (Rock Version)
Post Date: 2010-09-28 01:08:02 by farmfriend
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