|
Latest Articles: 4play
The One Time Turtle Got Fired
Post Date: 2010-09-24 11:27:44 by Turtle
5 Comments
I work in the health-care field and have for years. If I can cough up an extra $25,000 I'm going to get one of those Visiting Angels franchises. I did get fired one time at a nursing home. All I can say is: stay out of nursing homes. They're dangerous. I was a CNA - Certified Nursing Aide. The two others on the hall went gone, exceeding their break, which they took at the same time. The nurse was outside smoking cigarettes. Everything suddenly went haywire. One Alzheimer's patient started yelling he was going to crap his pants. I got hmi in the bathroom, then I heard a fight break out in another room. I ran in there and found another Alzheimer's patient cursing his visiting ...
Hans Klok & The Divas of Magic 10 Illusions in 5 Minutes
Post Date: 2010-09-23 22:25:46 by James Deffenbach
0 Comments
Watch this dog and deer play. IT'S A RIOT
Post Date: 2010-09-23 21:20:42 by Itistoolate
2 Comments
www.wimp.com/oneball/
16 Girls on ONE Bicycle!
Post Date: 2010-09-23 17:55:32 by James Deffenbach
2 Comments
Pugs Love Scratching
Post Date: 2010-09-23 12:02:49 by Turtle
4 Comments
Poster Comment:This is exactly how my pug reacts when I scratch him.
The Best Dog Video followed by The Best Cat Video
Post Date: 2010-09-22 22:58:29 by christine
5 Comments
www.dogwork.com/feeling/ www.metacafe.com/watch/26...cat_video_youll_ever_see/
Poster Comment:They both make me feel good. ;)
Men look at bodies, not faces.
Post Date: 2010-09-22 22:27:01 by Armadillo
9 Comments
A study by the University of Texas at Austin has confirmed suspicions that men are only interested in a woman's body in a short-term relationship. Scientists found that men will only study a woman's face if they are looking for a wife, rather than a short-term partner. ... The tests showed that men were much more likely to choose someone with a curvy body for a date, while they might opt for a pretty face for a longer-term relationship. ... Based on the theory that fertility cues are more readily assessed from a woman's body than her face, the Texas study tested the hypothesis that men evaluating a potential short-term mate would give higher priority to information gleaned from ...
Calypso (with subtitles--finally got it working, hooray!)
Post Date: 2010-09-22 19:25:37 by James Deffenbach
21 Comments
(my title) 'tube - Mad Mac on fudge packers in the military
Post Date: 2010-09-22 15:15:36 by Jethro Tull
3 Comments
Semen as Invisible ink
Post Date: 2010-09-21 21:12:50 by Armadillo
11 Comments
A diary entry belonging to a senior member of the Secret Intelligence Service (MI6) has revealed that during the First World War it was discovered that the bodily fluid could act as an effective invisible ink. ... A member of staff close to "C", Frank Stagg, said that he would never forget his bosses' delight when the Deputy Chief Censor said one day that one of his staff had found out that "semen would not react to iodine vapour". Stagg noted that "we thought we had solved a great problem". ... In addition, at least one agent had to be reminded to use only fresh supplies of the 'ink' when correspondents began noticing an unusual smell. Click for ...
Genetically Modified Salmon
Post Date: 2010-09-21 11:31:45 by Turtle
2 Comments
Extra! Extra! Get Your Glowbull Climate Change Poll Here
Post Date: 2010-09-20 23:28:57 by Original_Intent
12 Comments
A witty young woman is conducting her own poll on what people are predicting for the next Generation tag line for Global Warming Climate Change Climate Disruption. Here are the suggestions listed on her poll: Climate Rambunctiousness Terrestrial Thermoclime Transmogrification Apocalypse Planet Death Watch Climate Derangement Syndrome The Globeacaust Disrupt-n-warm-a-unsustainableness Globalaciously Death Weather Peak Weather White Man's Wind Irritable Climate Syndrome Climageddon Climate Gone Wild Frankenclimate Anthropocalypse WetterBlitzkrieg Climate Jihad Climatus Interruptus and left off the list but worthy: Post Traumatic Climate Disorder. The floor is now open 4 all of YOUR ...
Today's The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend
Post Date: 2010-09-20 21:43:41 by James Deffenbach
35 Comments
Calypso
Post Date: 2010-09-20 14:47:51 by James Deffenbach
2 Comments
The Governmental Money Vacuum
Post Date: 2010-09-20 12:40:29 by ghostdogtxn
0 Comments
Don't Let the Sun Catch You Crying
Post Date: 2010-09-20 10:38:04 by James Deffenbach
5 Comments
Montrose - "Bad Motor Scooter"
Post Date: 2010-09-19 14:57:44 by Turtle
1 Comments
Poster Comment:One of my friends just bought a Honda Ruckus, which is a Bad Motor Scooter.
The Greatest Song Ever
Post Date: 2010-09-19 14:39:58 by Turtle
4 Comments
Poster Comment:Imagine you're a nut A third-rate actor. Star Trek has just been cancelled. They told you that you could sing. They lied.
Hitler is Warned of Vuvuzela Invasion
Post Date: 2010-09-18 19:58:44 by James Deffenbach
0 Comments
Top Ten Reasons Why Some Men Prefer Guns Over Women
Post Date: 2010-09-17 17:25:03 by Jethro Tull
3 Comments
Top Ten Reasons Why Some Men Prefer Guns Over Women And here we go... #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. #6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. #5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4 - Guns function normally every day of the month. #3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use ...
HITLER RANTS ABOUT OBAMA HEALTHCARE AND RIGHT WINGERS
Post Date: 2010-09-17 13:39:55 by James Deffenbach
0 Comments
Poster Comment:They took all these Hitler vids down a while back so I suggest you download them if you want to be able to see them a week from now (or maybe even tomorrow).
Blacks Ruled Europe for a Thousand Years
Post Date: 2010-09-17 12:14:22 by Turtle
13 Comments
The Black King of Scotland
Post Date: 2010-09-17 12:06:09 by Turtle
18 Comments
A curious aspect of the early history of Scotland concerns various stories around Kenneth. King Kenneth was also known as ‘Kenneth the Niger’ or Kenneth Dubh, a surname which means ‘the black man’. It is a matter of history that many seafaring warriors were North African, travelled via Iberia into Europe, and joined in many cultures and held power and position. Niger Val Dubh lived and reigned over certain black divisions in Scotland, and some histories state that a race known as ‘the sons of the blacks’ succeeded him. (e.g. see JA Rogers, Sex and Race). Kenneth III was king of Scotland from 997 to 1005. He was the son of King Dubh (Dub mac Mail Choluim – ...
Cake - War Pigs
Post Date: 2010-09-16 01:24:59 by farmfriend
1 Comments
A new spin on the old, "When I was your age." [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2010-09-16 00:03:12 by christine
50 Comments
If you are 40, or older, you might think this is hilarious! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning.... Uphill... Barefoot... BOTH ways. yadda, yadda, yadda And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it! But now that I'm over the ripe old age of forty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a ...
Latest [Newer] 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 [Older]
|