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A Hatemail Turtle Got [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2010-09-15 11:14:55 by Turtle
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Dear Bob Wallace, Just so you know, many of us supposedly "lesser-intelligent" Blacks (or Afro-Americans, or whatever) actually are demonstrably intelligent despite your desperate attempts to portray and/or describe us to the contrary. I myself currently hold TWO Master's degrees (one of which is an MA in "Communications in Contemporary Society" from the Johns Hopkins University). Obviously, your overly simplistic, preconceived, and ridiculous notions of Black people must reflect an extremely limited exposure (or lack thereof); so I'll cut you some slack. However, in the future, while deeply engrossed in composing the next installment of your baseless, racist ...
Excellent Nine-Eleven Joke
Post Date: 2010-09-13 11:39:12 by Enderby
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Real American #1: Knock, knock! Real American #2: Who's there? Real American #1: Nine - eleven! Real American #2: Nine - eleven who? Real American #1: You said you'd never forget!!!
Wildfire
Post Date: 2010-09-12 21:16:52 by James Deffenbach
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Poster Comment:This is the video I posted some time ago but I have worked on it and corrected some typos and got the lyrics synced to the video a bit better. I suggest you play it full screen.
Rawhide
Post Date: 2010-09-12 19:52:27 by farmfriend
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Bob Wallace Quotes
Post Date: 2010-09-11 11:50:26 by Turtle
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Phil Davis: When what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting, whatever it is you've got left. Bob Wallace: When I figure out what that means I'll come up with a crushing reply. Bob Wallace: How do you do? Doris: Mutual, I'm sure. Phil Davis: How can a guy *that* ugly have the nerve to have sisters? Bob Wallace: Very brave parents. Bob Wallace: Oh, Phil, when are you going to learn that girls like that are a dime a dozen? Phil Davis: Please, don't quote me the price when I haven't got the time. Bob Wallace: You don't expect me to get serious with the kind of characters you and Rita ...
Renske
Post Date: 2010-09-11 03:08:41 by Rube Goldberg
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http://www.youtube.com/v/Gte7bc5Oe-o?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385">
One of the funniest "wrestling" matches I have ever seen
Post Date: 2010-09-10 22:39:00 by James Deffenbach
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(My title) Burn that Koran or Quran...whatever
Post Date: 2010-09-10 09:32:51 by Jethro Tull
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Thousands of Afghans protest Quran-burning plan... Tennessee preacher to burn Quran... Topeka, Kansas church vows burning... Protester plans to burn on Wyoming's Capitol steps...
Poster Comment:This is becoming hilarious!!!!! PS: Are we still not allowed to draw Mohammad cartoons, or read Rushdie's, The Satanic Versus?
Lanslide
Post Date: 2010-09-09 21:05:41 by Lod
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Hit the URL. Enjoy.
Grandma Beats Up Airport Security Guards [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2010-09-09 11:02:14 by Turtle
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FROSTBITE FALLS, MN -- Charges were dropped yesterday against Ruth "Grammy" Gordon, an 83-year-old wheelchair-bound grandmother, who was originally charged with assault and battery, and assault with a deadly weapon, because of an altercation she had last week with six TSA (Transport Security Administration) guards, that left all of them hospitalized. "Justice has been served," said the 95-pound mother of three and grandmother of six, as she sat in her wheelchair, aided in her breathing by an oxygen bottle. "Now I'm going to sue every fool in the federal government for ignorance, stupidity, and just plain general incompetence. I'm an American, and I ...
I Like Guns
Post Date: 2010-09-08 20:44:32 by James Deffenbach
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Crying in the Rain
Post Date: 2010-09-08 16:34:34 by James Deffenbach
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De Good Humor Man Be Gangsta All Up In There!
Post Date: 2010-09-08 13:14:56 by James Deffenbach
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Yay for Fido!
Post Date: 2010-09-08 12:32:06 by Turtle
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The year: 2084. The place: any city in the USA. Characters: Father, Daughter, Baby, Fido and a Few Shadowy Characters. Father parks his 1986 Yugo at a curb and exits the vehicle with Daughter, Baby, and Fido the Chihuahua. Police Officer (emerging from the shadows. He is a clone, as all the police are in 2084. He has a narrow head and squinty lop-sided eyes and bears strong resemblance to George Bush): Hold it right there! Father: What? What did I do? Officer: I have to search all of you and the car for a bomb! It's a new Global UN law passed this morning. Father: I haven't heard a thing about it. Officer: That's not my problem. I have a job to do and orders to follow. ...
Thunderbirds Are Go!
Post Date: 2010-09-08 12:12:45 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:The best program ever.
Invasion of the Do-Gooders
Post Date: 2010-09-08 11:38:14 by Turtle
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The Scene: a Restaurant and the Street Outside. Customer: I'll have a 16-ounce sirloin steak, medium-well, cauliflower with a cheese sauce, a baked potato with sour cream, and a half a bottle of Kabinett. Waiter (apologetically): Sorry, sir, but this morning the government has deemed those substances harmful, so we can no longer serve them. They're illegal. Customer: Oh, good Lord! You've got to be kidding! This is a joke, right? Waiter: Sorry, but it's the law. Customer: What do you have, then? (Looks down at menu.) Yikes! This is horrible! Raw carrots? Decaffeinated herbal tea? Zucchini?!? BLECH! Waiter: The government is here to protect us, sir. Customer: It's ...
Under the Double Eagle
Post Date: 2010-09-08 10:03:01 by Prefrontal Vortex
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Poster Comment:I must have listened to the Reno & Smiley version 8 times before I realized it's a march.
RESEARCH VOLUNTEERS - MARIJUANA STUDY
Post Date: 2010-09-07 10:13:57 by Red Jones
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RESEARCH VOLUNTEERS - MARIJUANA STUDY (New York) Date: 2010-08-31, 2:37PM EDT Reply to: job-5n77g-1929354134@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] RESEARCH VOLUNTEERS: Healthy male and female MARIJUANA SMOKERS (age 21-50) needed to evaluate the effects of marijuana on mood and performance. Compensation for time ranges from: $940-$1740 Location: New York Compensation: Compensation for time ranges from: $940-$1740 Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster. Please, no phone calls about this job! Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
Poster Comment:perfect job for someone.
AWOP-BOP-ALOO-MOP-ALOP-BAM-BOOM! (The First Wookie)
Post Date: 2010-09-07 07:44:26 by Jethro Tull
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I got a girl named Sue, She knows just what to d
I got a girl named Daisy, She almost drives me craz
I got a girl named Fanny, She ain't no Ms. Vic Tann
Left to right - Princess Letizia of Spain, French first lady Carla Bruni and, yep, you guessed it.
Diversity
Post Date: 2010-09-07 01:32:57 by abraxas
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Jeff Dunham - Arguing with Myself - Walter
Post Date: 2010-09-05 19:34:48 by James Deffenbach
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Brewer & Shipley - "One Toke"
Post Date: 2010-09-05 15:18:33 by Turtle
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"Good Lovin'" -- the Rascals
Post Date: 2010-09-05 14:44:47 by Turtle
8 Comments
I Wish I Had Hair Like This
Post Date: 2010-09-03 11:22:21 by Turtle
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