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Show Them To Me
Post Date: 2010-08-28 02:07:44 by wudidiz
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Video - Rodney Carrington - Show them to me
Tiger Mountain Peasant Song (Cover0
Post Date: 2010-08-27 12:08:19 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:These girls are good.
The Story of Turtle's Career
Post Date: 2010-08-27 11:53:28 by Turtle
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In Living Color - Michael Jackson Parody
Post Date: 2010-08-27 10:03:13 by James Deffenbach
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'tube - Moody River
Post Date: 2010-08-26 17:02:16 by Jethro Tull
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Turtle's First Girlfriend When he was Five
Post Date: 2010-08-26 11:56:15 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Older women always like me.
Sperm Facial Treatment (as seen on The Doctors, ABC)
Post Date: 2010-08-25 22:48:09 by Jethro Tull
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Bea Arthur & Madame sing "A Good Man is Hard to Find" - 1980
Post Date: 2010-08-24 03:10:30 by farmfriend
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Women Are Angels
Post Date: 2010-08-23 17:49:34 by christine
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Women are Angels. When someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly on a broomstick... We're flexible like that.
Poster Comment:this made me laugh out loud ;P
Hard To Handle
Post Date: 2010-08-23 14:35:58 by James Deffenbach
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Tips for Kinda Hopeless Girls
Post Date: 2010-08-23 12:00:27 by Turtle
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Cursing at Work
Post Date: 2010-08-23 11:09:21 by Jethro Tull
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Cursing at Work Dear Employees: It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore,a list of 18 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner. Number 1 TRY SAYING: I think ...
Why Women Shouldn’t be Allowed to Vote
Post Date: 2010-08-21 10:44:39 by Turtle
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Before women got the vote, many intelligent women did not want them to get it. They thought they had more important things to do than get involved in politics. I known enough women to realize why they have been denied the vote: many of them are natural socialists. One of my girlfriends, who became a libertarian, believed many women are natural socialists, and she believed it because she had been one before she overcame it. All these women I have known, who are natural socialists, operated on the same irrational, fuzzy-minded beliefs: I am supposed to get back ten times more than I give. In other words, people are supposed to support and subsidize them, but their support and subsidizing ...
Turtle’s Several Internet Chicks
Post Date: 2010-08-21 10:42:13 by Turtle
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I used to write for a pretty big site which will remain nameless, but for a while it was close to number 100 in the world in popularity. Altogether, in the past nine years, I’d say I’ve received about 2500 emails. One of them, about eight years ago, was from a woman who wrote me a long letter. So I wrote back. Then she wrote again. So I wrote again. The she sent me a picture of herself. I said, very nice, very good-looking. Then she wanted to talk on the phone. I thought about it and said, sure, okay. This has happened altogether six times. In every case the woman went through the same sequence: write me about an article in an online magazine or on my site, then send me a ...
Turtle's New Girlfriend [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2010-08-20 11:28:36 by Turtle
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Bull escapes the killing field and seeks revenge (video)
Post Date: 2010-08-19 11:15:09 by Red Jones
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Bull escapes the killing field and seeks revenge.
Poster Comment:there were numerous small injuries. Nobody was killed. a few people were hospitalized including a child with stomach injuries.
Linda Ronstadt - Tumbling Dice & Poor Poor Pitiful Me - FM movie clip
Post Date: 2010-08-17 16:39:48 by Kamala
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Poster Comment:Man, she just nails "Tumbling Dice". Fantastic.
The People Turtle Deal with all the Time
Post Date: 2010-08-17 12:20:26 by Turtle
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Who Turtle Used to Live Next Door to
Post Date: 2010-08-16 13:34:28 by Turtle
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I used to live next door to Suzy Boggus when I was in college, one summer. And people think I'm lying about the things I say. Ha! They're all true. Suzy of couse had the hots for me.
Don't Bungee Jump Naked!
Post Date: 2010-08-16 02:12:02 by farmfriend
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Fat Chick Beats Up Guy
Post Date: 2010-08-15 15:11:23 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:This is great!
Women Drivers -- the Horror! The Horror!
Post Date: 2010-08-15 15:00:40 by Turtle
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Prisoner of Love/Prison Bitch
Post Date: 2010-08-15 14:07:46 by Turtle
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The Most Awesome Movie Ever
Post Date: 2010-08-14 12:11:13 by Turtle
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One Million Years B.C.
Men Invented Everything
Post Date: 2010-08-14 12:00:38 by Turtle
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Globes. Rolling pins. Scotchgard. The disposable diaper. What do these things have in common? They suck. What else do they have in common? All were invented by women. That’s right, America. Since the dawn of time, nothing awesome has ever come out of a woman’s brain. From improved ironing boards to new and exciting uses for nail polish, women have cluttered up history with their inane creations and expected us to pat them on the back and call them “equal”, whatever that means, with each new pile of failure. Face the facts, people! Everything awesome that ever existed in the universe was thought of and built by men. From boxing gloves to lumberjacking to swimsuit ...
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