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Turtle's Baby Picture
Post Date: 2010-08-13 16:12:45 by abraxas
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Into the Night
Post Date: 2010-08-13 15:21:54 by James Deffenbach
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How do Men and Women Ever Get Married? [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2010-08-12 10:47:22 by Turtle
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About a month ago (as I write this) I read a comment, I believe by a man, who observed that he was astonished than men and women ever got together. That jogged my memory about a time in college. I lived in a studio apartment attached to a two-story house with 11 or 12 girls in it. I lived there for a year and a half, so I had plenty of time to observe these women, all of whom were about 20 years old, give or take a few years. I noticed something interesting: the few girls who were popular always talked to guys and showed they were interested in them. The girls who were not popular sat there like bumps on logs. One of the log-bumps had one date in that year-and-a-half, and when he called ...
American Friends of Bilderberg 2008 Tax Return. Contributors include Henry Kissinger, David Rockefeller, Microsoft, The Washington Post, Peter Thiel, Goldman Sachs, Coca Cola, etc.
Post Date: 2010-08-11 22:32:17 by bluegrass
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American Friends of Bilderberg 2008 Tax Return
Poster Comment:The list starts at page 15 or so. Lazard Freres, Rahm's handlers, also contributed.
She Sells Sanctuary
Post Date: 2010-08-11 12:53:23 by noone222
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Poster Comment:I just couldn't resist posting it !
Women Should Rule the World! [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2010-08-10 10:53:53 by Turtle
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I think women should rule the world. Now, of course, this can only be done by law, since it goes against human nature, but that’s okay. Human nature, most especially if you’re a leftist, doesn’t matter! Let’s look at what we’d have to do. First, we’d have to keep men out of high-paying jobs that call for a lot of education. That can be done with Affirmative Action, which essentially means “white men need not apply.” We’d also have to keep men out of college, which is what is happening these days. Right now there are a lot more women in college. This is a good thing! Men should only be carpenters (I used to be one), taxi drivers (used to be ...
Another Brick in the Wall
Post Date: 2010-08-09 21:51:34 by James Deffenbach
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You cry LIKE a Bitch !!
Post Date: 2010-08-09 21:12:37 by farmfriend
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Ugly Girls Should Get Free Plastic Surgery [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2010-08-09 10:44:15 by Turtle
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If you’re an ugly guy you can sort of make up for it by making a lot of money. Now maybe these guys won’t exactly be loved (they’re just renting it) but at least they won’t be alone. If you’re an ugly girl, on the other hand, there’s little you can do to make up for it. This is why I believe ugly women should get free plastic surgery. Yeah, I know, the taxpayers are actually paying for it, but if we’re going to pay taxes I have think of better uses for them than bailing out traitorous international bankers who take the money given to them and invest it in China, or to Cosmodemonic Transnational Megacorporations who do the same thing, which means ...
Bix Weir - Silver Manipulation Song
Post Date: 2010-08-08 20:10:34 by christine
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Rob Noel's Favorite Horse Zenyatta goes 18 and 0.
Post Date: 2010-08-08 15:24:02 by Horse
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Poster Comment:Rob Noel says Zenyatta is the best race horse ever. She won her 18th race minutes go. My sister's favorite horse was Secretariat. She wrote a very nasty letter to Sports Illustrated for saying bad things about Secretariat.
Rob Noel's Lead Bump Music Mike & The Mechanics - Silent running
Post Date: 2010-08-08 15:10:39 by Horse
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Poster Comment:Rob Noel rented a Mustang convertible and drove to Del Mar race track to watch Zenyatta go for an 18th win with no losses. In his opinion she is the greatest race horse ever. I hope he wins enough at the track to pay for the trip. For those who don't know Rob Noel has a show on RBN Monday-Friday at 6 PM. He is going to permanently return to his native South Africa this September. Many have speculated why he is returning. And many have attempted to dissuade him. I am thinking that as he gets older and sees certain destruction for America and probably most of the world that he does not want to die a stranger in a strange land.
The Pill to Solve ALL Your Problems
Post Date: 2010-08-08 14:59:54 by Turtle
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The Greatest Song Ever
Post Date: 2010-08-08 14:37:49 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Why don't people dress like this anymore? And dance in harmony? Or is is rhythm? You know what I mean. Such a lifestyle...too bad it had to end! Sigh.
Turtle's Box of Porn [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2010-08-07 10:53:01 by Turtle
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A woman I know found out about two weeks ago a man she knew had died prematurely about four months ago, at the age of 43, from a heart attack. He had a small house, full of belongings. His parents did not want to deal with the problem and were paying the rent on his house but otherwise had not touched any of his property. This had gone on for four months. They told the woman I know to take care of it. So we went over there and cleaned the place up, and cleaned it out. I got his golf clubs, his coffee bean grinder and a bunch of coffee beans, his Dremel set, his shoeshine kit, a bottle of port and Jack Daniels whiskey, some shoes, socks, his big-screen TV, a set of German-made chef’s ...
World's Dumbest Criminal
Post Date: 2010-08-06 12:08:05 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Just amazing.
A Typical Date with Turtle
Post Date: 2010-08-06 11:43:28 by Turtle
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"So...how about it?" Smack! "I'm not that kind of girl!" "You certainly are!" "Is it that obvious?" "Yes!" "The answer is you, you beast!" (Pounds of Turtle's chest with her tiny fists) "Get away from me, you savage, you beast...with you muscular, hairy chest..." (Swoons, then collapes into Turtle's arms) "Take me! I'm yours, you manly man! I'm your slave-girl forever!"
Poster Comment:It's an unpleasant job, but someone has to do it.
Being for the Underdog
Post Date: 2010-08-05 13:42:17 by Turtle
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I am for the underdog the white guy is basketball the black guy in hockey the Asian guy in porn I was told this joke by a Filipina, who has told me several times almost all Filipinas would marry white guys if they could.
U.S. State Department lifts warning to African Americans about 'racist' Spaniards... just as Michelle Obama jets into Marbella
Post Date: 2010-08-04 13:21:57 by HAPPY2BME-4UM
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Michelle and Sasha arrive in Spain for four-day summer visitBarack Obama celebrates 49th birthday home alone in U.S.The Obama administration faced an embarrassing diplomatic blunder today after it was forced to pull a warning about racism in Spain - just as the First Lady arrived in the country for a summer holiday.Staff at the U.S. State Department removed the contentious advice to travellers, which included the phrase 'racist prejudices could lead to the arrest of Afro-Americans who travel to Spain,' from its website on Monday.The First Lady landed in the Costa del Sol this morning for a break with her youngest daughter Sasha, nine. Touch down: Michelle and Sasha Obama arrive at ...
LBJ Orders Clothes (classic)
Post Date: 2010-08-04 12:46:38 by Lod
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Killer Pug Hates Mail
Post Date: 2010-08-04 12:16:17 by Turtle
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How old is Grandpa?
Post Date: 2010-08-03 11:57:08 by Jethro Tull
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How old is Grandpa? Stay with this -- the answer is at the end. It will blow you away One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current events. The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general. The Grandfather replied, 'Well, let me think a minute, I was born before: ' television ' penicillin ' polio shots ' frozen foods ' Xerox ' contact lenses ' Frisbees and ' the pill There were no: ' credit cards ' laser beams or ' ball-point pens Man had not invented: ' pantyhose ' air conditioners ' dishwashers ' clothes ...
Women Attracted to Men in Red, Research Shows
Post Date: 2010-08-02 12:06:38 by Turtle
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What could be as alluring as a lady in red? A gentleman in red, finds a multicultural study published Aug. 2 in the Journal of Experimental Psychology: General. Simply wearing the color red or being bordered by the rosy hue makes a man more attractive and sexually desirable to women, according to a series of studies by researchers at the University of Rochester and other institutions. And women are unaware of this arousing effect. The cherry color's charm ultimately lies in its ability to make men appear more powerful, says lead author Andrew Elliot, professor of psychology at the University of Rochester. "We found that women view men in red as higher in status, more likely to ...
Neanderthal/Caucasian Cross
Post Date: 2010-08-01 14:08:02 by Turtle
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Scientists have recently sequenced Neanderthal DNA and have concluded those of European ancesty have one to four percent Neanderthal DNA. It's also been found the Neanderthals had red and pale skin, and some of them made it to Ireland. So So I figure this is a Neanderthal/Irish cross.
Turtle's Neanderthal Toe
Post Date: 2010-07-31 12:34:32 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:This is a stock photo from Wikipedia. It's actually called Morton's Toe. The French call it a Neanderthal toe and it's supposed to be associated with intellignence and royalty. Mine's not this ugly.
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