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Who Will the Next Fool Be? - Amazing Rhythm Aces
Post Date: 2010-07-31 12:20:57 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:This was originally done by Charlie Rich and is the only song of his I like.
Perhaps Love
Post Date: 2010-07-31 11:43:13 by James Deffenbach
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"Short People" -- Randy Newman
Post Date: 2010-07-30 11:55:09 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Kill 'em all!
It's Five O'Clock
Post Date: 2010-07-30 10:53:48 by James Deffenbach
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Don’t Call Him Melon-choly
Post Date: 2010-07-29 23:52:44 by DeaconBenjamin
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David Mixon of Texarkana, Texas, found what he thought was a weed growing up through his driveway concrete. Within three weeks time a 36-foot vine has sprouted with nearly 25 watermelons on it. Mixon said he did not plant the sprout and has never seen anything grow at such a fast rate. The melons will be enjoyed by Mixon’s friends and family as soon as they are ripe. One year my wife and I bought a dogwood from the nursery. It died. The next year a volunteer dogwood sprouted about 150 yards away. It died. The next year two dogwoods sprouted from the volunteer dogwood. They are going strong. Sometimes God is very kind.
Goodbye by Air Supply--Translation by Robson Gomes
Post Date: 2010-07-29 17:26:34 by James Deffenbach
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Here is what Robson (pronounced Hobson) Gomes is saying (Portuguese) Eu consigo ver a dor vivendo dentro de seus olhos Eu sei quão duramente você tenta Você merece ter muito mais Eu consigo sentir o seu coração e me compadeço Eu nunca criticarei você Tudo que um dia você significou pra minha vida Eu não quero desapontar você Eu não quero iludir você Eu não quero te manter longe de onde talvez você pertença Você nunca me perguntaria porque O meu coração é tão dissimulado Eu simplesmente não posso viver uma mentira Eu preferiria magoar a mim mesmo Do ...
Pew Current Events Test
Post Date: 2010-07-29 14:59:30 by Jethro Tull
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HEREI nailed them all. Finally :P
Poster Comment:Keep the old brain working...... Be sure to look at the demographics at the end. It's really scary how little most of the population knows. Think you know what's going on??? Takes 30 seconds. You can never underestimate the intelligence of the American people. This is appalling. There are no tricks here - just a simple test to see if you are current on your information. This is quite good and the results are shocking. Test your knowledge with 12 questions, then be surprised when you see how others did.
Why All Women Should Want to Have Sex with Me
Post Date: 2010-07-29 10:56:56 by Turtle
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All women should be ecstatic to have sex with me. It’d be good, in fact great, for the world. (As a aside, in some cases, it’d be better for the women, and in others better for me…but that’s another story). Well, actually not all women. The fat, ugly and stupid ones should be sterilized, along with short men. It’d be okay if fat, ugly and stupid women married short men, as long as both were sterilized. It’s not like I want people to be alone and unhappy. I just don’t want to them to have kids! It would also be better if these people were forced to live in a state by themselves. It’s not like I want to look at them, either! I figure people can be ...
Kill all the Short People [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2010-07-28 10:52:38 by Turtle
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When Randy Newman came out with his song “Short People” and sang they should be killed, he got a lot of criticism. Many people didn’t understand he was being ironic and mocking the attitudes of many people toward short men. I have no idea how tall Newman is, but he looks short. So he knows what it’s like. I am not short, by the way. I’m six-feet-tall, but I do have short friends, and they have told me stories. I get the impression there are women out there who want short men to, basically, die. “How dare you not be six feet tall? Why don’t you just die?!?” I had one friend tell me he asked a woman to dance at a nightclub and she told him, ...
NH: Cops vs. topless hottie
Post Date: 2010-07-28 01:54:39 by RidleyReport
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQAoUEnZkF4 Open container arrest puts a temporary halt to nipple-painting in topless-tolerant Keene, New Hampshire. But comely freedom activists are back at the park a day later for more imbibing.
I Hate Myself For Loving You
Post Date: 2010-07-27 10:35:03 by James Deffenbach
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Poster Comment:Check out the little drummer.
Skateboarding Bulldog
Post Date: 2010-07-26 11:29:27 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:I wouldn't mind being a pug or a bulldog.
Capitalist Eric's Opus on LP
Post Date: 2010-07-25 22:52:04 by abraxas
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To: goldi-lox (#1) REMOVED OFFENSIVE!! MEAN-SPIRITED AND RUDE///Goldi WHY? Hit too close to home? She's an IDIOT, and you censor that??? My, my... the truth hits too close to home for you, doesn't it? As to "offensive," your little butt-boy, yukko the flaccid clown posts crap here all day, EVERY day... he's an offensive little shit, and you kiss his ASS. The fact that you let yukko, mad dog and all the other morons trash your site on a daily basis, means you tacitly approve of what they do... Bottom line is, you're a coward, goldi. You suck. Watch your traffic continue to fall, until there's nothing left but you, yukko and the rest of your little ...
The Cat and the Portuguese
Post Date: 2010-07-25 22:39:01 by James Deffenbach
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The CAT AND THE PORTUGUESE The Portuguese was aggravated at his wife's cat. Then one beautiful sunny day, took the cat, put it in a bag, tied the bag, put in the trunk of the car, drove 20 blocks, dropped the bag there. When he returned, the cat was on the doorstep. Irritated, the Portuguese repeated the operation, he drove 40 blocks and dropped the bag there. When he returned, the cat was back in the door. Enraged, he repeated the operation, he drove 20 blocks ahead, 30 to the left, 40 on right, 10 down, 32 up ... - Now I want to see! Said portuga. He waited about five minutes, then called home and the woman answered: - Maria, the cat's there? - He has just arrived, why? - Put the ...
Buy This Girl Shoes!!!
Post Date: 2010-07-25 16:23:40 by Lod
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Poster Comment:Women can get anything that they want by just asking.
A Cartoon Turtle Drew
Post Date: 2010-07-25 13:54:25 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Turtle is multi-talented, probably multi-dimensional, and excessively endowed in one ways than one.
Bloopers from Xena, Warrior Princess (my title)
Post Date: 2010-07-24 15:59:32 by James Deffenbach
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'tubes - Summer Music here
Post Date: 2010-07-24 14:04:47 by Jethro Tull
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Skydiving Pug
Post Date: 2010-07-24 12:14:03 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:This is cool.
Motley Crue-Same Ol' Situation. (or: Women in a nutshell...)
Post Date: 2010-07-20 15:29:40 by PSUSA
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Obama Bumper Sticker Removal Kit
Post Date: 2010-07-18 19:43:29 by Armadillo
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Led Zeppelin - Earl's Court (1975) - "Bron-Yr-Aur Stomp"
Post Date: 2010-07-17 20:41:51 by PSUSA
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Poster Comment:They don't make them like this anymore.
The Bellamy Brothers - Jalapenos
Post Date: 2010-07-17 18:43:17 by Lod
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Sick Pug Throws Up!
Post Date: 2010-07-17 12:06:18 by Turtle
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A Solution to Full Body Scanners
Post Date: 2010-07-16 17:49:35 by christine
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Here's a possible solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports. Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you . It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift. Case Closed! This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers we now have a seat available on flight ...
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