|
Latest Articles: 4play
Shit My Dad Says
Post Date: 2010-07-16 13:56:41 by Lysander_Spooner
2 Comments
http://shitmydadsays.com/ "I lost 20 pounds...How? I drank bear piss and took up fencing. How the fuck you think, son? I exercised." Many more at site. A few my actual Dad said: "Don't get your honey where you get your money." "Keep it out of the office"
Rehab-Welcome Home.mp4
Post Date: 2010-07-16 00:52:43 by farmfriend
4 Comments
Strange Way
Post Date: 2010-07-15 18:20:39 by James Deffenbach
5 Comments
Didn't I hear you cry this mornin' Didn't I feel you weep Teardrops flowing down on me Like rivers in my sleep In my dream of laughter You came creeping with your fears Tellin' me your sorrow In the tracings of your tears That's a strange way to tell me you love me When your sorrow is all I can see If you just want to cry to somebody Don't cry to me, no Don't cry to me, no Didn't I hear your voice this mornin' Didn't you call my name I heard you whisper softly But the words were never plain And in your dream of darkness I came shinin' like the sun Waiting for the laughter But the laughter never comes That's a strange way to tell me you ...
Past the Point of Rescue - Hal Ketcham
Post Date: 2010-07-15 17:19:26 by christine
1 Comments
Poster Comment:I love this - good 2step and lyrics...
LOL
Post Date: 2010-07-15 13:21:58 by christine
7 Comments
I'd just come out of the mall with a bucket of fried chicken, french fries, ice cream, large chips and a 12 pack. A poor homeless man sat there and said, "I haven't eaten for two days." I told him, "I wish I had your freaking willpower."
Some words of wisdom from Steven Wright
Post Date: 2010-07-15 12:53:03 by abraxas
5 Comments
Some words of wisdom from Steven Wright If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the famous erudite scientist who once said: "I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates". His mind sees things differently than most of us do. Here are some of his gems: 1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back. 3 - Half the people you know are below average. 4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. 7 - A clear conscience is ...
Stella Awards
Post Date: 2010-07-15 01:05:40 by christine
2 Comments
Stella Awards It's time again for the annual “Stella Awards.” For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico , where she purchased coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it between her knees while she was driving. Who would ever think one could get burned doing that, right? That's right; these are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and verdicts in the U.S. You know, the kinds of cases that make you scratch your head and say WTF. So keep your head scratcher handy. Here are the Stellas for the past year: * ...
Total Eclypise of the Heart
Post Date: 2010-07-13 21:07:20 by Lod
11 Comments
Acne-picking, Blind Man's Bluff and toilet tumble blamed for deaths in Chinese prisons
Post Date: 2010-07-13 07:32:16 by Jethro Tull
1 Comments
QUESTIONS are being asked about strange deaths in Chinese prisons. It has emerged officials are logging such cases as an inmate who was killed playing blind man's buff, another who died from picking at acne and a third who apparently tripped and fatally fell in a toilet, The Australian reports. These are among the recorded reasons for a large number of bizarre deaths suffered by inmates of China's detention centres over the past 18 months. The Zhejiang Daily compiled accounts of such deaths and used them to grill the Detention Centre Management Bureau of the Public Security Ministry. Start of sidebar. Skip to end of sidebar. .End of sidebar. Return to start of sidebar. While ...
Disturbed - "Another Way To Die"
Post Date: 2010-07-12 02:55:16 by farmfriend
12 Comments
Jerusalem
Post Date: 2010-07-12 00:10:45 by Rube Goldberg
3 Comments
www.youtube.com/v/01dPp-yZwkM&hl=en_US&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385">
Strange Way
Post Date: 2010-07-11 20:27:42 by James Deffenbach
26 Comments
One of the funniest videos I have ever seen (about lost luggage)
Post Date: 2010-07-11 18:53:38 by James Deffenbach
6 Comments
Poster Comment:This guy cracks me up. Wish I knew his name.
Emo Philips, 1983
Post Date: 2010-07-11 18:43:22 by James Deffenbach
2 Comments
. .
Poster Comment:For those who might not know him, or know of him, Emo Philips is probably one of the best comedians since Benny Hill.
Whose Birthday Are We Forgetting?
Post Date: 2010-07-11 13:11:06 by Lod
26 Comments
Think hard everyone. ]
Obamas to vacation in Maine next weekend
Post Date: 2010-07-10 19:31:54 by James Deffenbach
11 Comments
BANGOR, Maine — The first family will spend next weekend vacationing on Mount Desert Island, according to U.S. Rep. Chellie Pingree. President Barack Obama and his family are scheduled to arrive Friday, July 16, and stay through Sunday, July 18. Information about where the family would stay and the sights they might take in while visiting Maine was not available Friday night. The visit is a personal family vacation and no public appearances are scheduled, Pingree said. “What an honor that the Obama family has chosen Maine for vacation when they could have gone anywhere in the country,” she said. “I think the Obamas will really enjoy the quiet woods, beautiful coast, ...
Pug Heads Tilting
Post Date: 2010-07-09 14:41:09 by Turtle
27 Comments
Poster Comment:I never get tired of this.
Gallagher Is a Paranoid, Right-Wing, Watermelon-Smashing Maniac
Post Date: 2010-07-07 17:01:36 by X-15
3 Comments
"You have your hat backward," Gallagher sneers at a twentysomething man in the front row. "Are you a homosexual? Because it seems you have a problem figuring out the front from the back." Big laugh. "I see people every day I can't figger out what sex they are," he continues. Even bigger laugh. The old man—1980s fixture, incessant smasher of fruit, and "comedy legend," according to the marquee outside—is onstage in front of a sold-out Admiral Theatre in Bremerton, Washington. An hour earlier, my friend and I had disembarked the packed rush-hour ferry in downtown Bremerton and wandered uphill through oddly deserted streets (our hundreds of ...
A Hysterical Video
Post Date: 2010-07-06 14:01:15 by Turtle
5 Comments
Poster Comment:A friend of mine sent me this video and told me to wait until the end when the girl on the right is saying what she will do if dinner is bought for her.
I Beg Your Pardon, I Never Promised You A Rose Garden
Post Date: 2010-07-05 15:50:42 by farmfriend
14 Comments
A great oldie I just heard *Music Club*
Post Date: 2010-07-04 14:51:06 by christine
10 Comments
Conway Twitty - Lonely Blue Boy (Original Stereo)
Barack Obama: Shape Shifting Reptilian Overlord or Pure Human? [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2010-07-04 14:41:52 by Turtle
362 Comments
Is Barack Obama really a shape shifting reptilian humanoid from a far away galaxy bent on the enslavement of the human race? According to David Icke, who claims on his web site that most world leaders come from a line of reptilians originating in the Alpha Draconis, Barack Obama is most likely a blood drinking shape shifter bent on progressing the New World Order. Icke's reptilian theory makes the claim that reptilians plan to control humanity and other civilizations through fear and negative emotion, a food source for the reptilian. Icke believes the reptilians plan for world domination started to unravel with the September 11 attacks on New York and Obama's presidency will ...
Girls of the 2010 World Cup
Post Date: 2010-07-04 14:06:16 by Lod
5 Comments
Herr Obama - So now it's OK to hang a black man from a tree again?
Post Date: 2010-07-04 12:30:25 by Jethro Tull
2 Comments
In A Gadda Da Vida (In the Garden of Eden)
Post Date: 2010-07-03 15:23:59 by James Deffenbach
37 Comments
Part 2
Latest [Newer] 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 [Older]
|