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To Where You Are
Post Date: 2010-05-14 15:40:58 by James Deffenbach
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Physchic Friend, Shirley Q. Liquor
Post Date: 2010-05-13 22:29:02 by James Deffenbach
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Handlebars
Post Date: 2010-05-13 13:06:57 by Rube Goldberg
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The Diary of a Pug
Post Date: 2010-05-13 11:10:06 by Turtle
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7:59 am: ZZZZZZZ 8:00 Time to stand on Food Guy’s chest and stare at him until he wakes up. “Wake up, Food Guy! Wake up!!!” 8:00: 01 Food Guy is awake! Mission accomplished! 8:05 Ahhh...food! It’s great! I don’t know what it is! I never know what it is, but it’s FOOD!!! And it’s great!! 8:12 Oh boy! The leash! That means a walk! 8:13 Ahhh…nothing starts the day like peeing on a tree! Or is this a fire hydrant? 8:17 This looks like a good place to poop. I think I’ve pooped here before. Not too sure about that, though. 8:20 Ack! Quit jerking on my leash, Food Guy! It’s not like you never tried to hump a female! 8:22 I have to pee ...
Turtle is Going to Purgatory!
Post Date: 2010-05-12 12:21:22 by Turtle
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A woman I know, a devout Catholic, told me I'm going to Purgatory. And she means it, too. When I asked her if there would be girls there, she told me she wasn't going to answer that question because I was being facetious. I mean, just how bad can Purgatory be? If there's girls and booze and big-screen TVs, it can't be that bad, can it?
Just the Two of Us
Post Date: 2010-05-11 20:57:40 by Lod
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The Reason
Post Date: 2010-05-11 11:22:06 by James Deffenbach
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What Turtle's Last Girlfriend Did to Him
Post Date: 2010-05-10 13:14:23 by Turtle
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Everyone is quasi-insane, some more than others, and love is where you find it. You just have to find someone whose quasi-insanity dovetails with yours, and that is why I am a magnet for Women of Unusual Personality. My last girlfriend, for one perfect example out of many perfect examples I have, told me that not only was she lots smarter than me, but that she could also beat me up. Her father was 6’4” and one of her brothers is 6’6” and 300 pounds. The other brother is 6’8” and 320. She says one of them looks like Bull in the “Night Court” TV program. I forget which brother she meant, but does it really matter? She is 5’8” and 145 pounds. ...
Joke
Post Date: 2010-05-10 10:59:54 by christine
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican." The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America ." The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese." The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America !" That person puts ...
January 2013
Post Date: 2010-05-08 22:33:50 by Amandil
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One sunny day in January, 2013 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama." The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here." The old man said, "Okay", and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama." The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no ...
The World According to Americans
Post Date: 2010-05-08 11:35:10 by christine
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How To Complete A Census--One of the Funniest Videos I Have Seen in a Long Time
Post Date: 2010-05-08 09:34:43 by James Deffenbach
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Airport security guard attacks colleague over 'manhood' jokes after walking through hi-tech body scanner
Post Date: 2010-05-07 21:01:47 by Jethro Tull
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Airport security guard attacks colleague over 'manhood' jokes after walking through hi-tech body scanner By Mail Foreign Service Last updated at 3:18 PM on 7th May 2010 Comments (19) Add to My Stories Breaking point: Rolando Negrin is accused of assaulting a colleague after enduring relentless jokes about how his manhood looked an an X-ray scanner An airport security guard allegedly battered a colleague who ridiculed him about the size of his manhood after he walked through a hi-tech body scanner.Miami-Dade Police say Rolando Negrin snapped because he 'couldn't take the jokes anymore'.During a training session at Miami International Airport, Negrin's co-workers ...
Oldies TV (50s, 60s)
Post Date: 2010-05-04 20:02:22 by Jethro Tull
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White Power
Post Date: 2010-05-02 19:45:15 by A K A Stone
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My Favorite 2Step Song - Copperhead Road
Post Date: 2010-05-01 10:52:49 by christine
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Copperhead Road
(Steve Earle)
Well my name's John Lee Pettimore
Same as my daddy and his daddy before
You hardly ever saw Grandaddy down here
He only came to town about twice a year
He'd buy a hundred pounds of yeast and some copper line
Everybody knew that he made moonshine
Now the revenue man wanted Grandaddy bad
He headed up the holler with everything he had
It's before my time but I've been told
He never came back from Copperhead Road
Now Daddy ran the whiskey in a big block Dodge
Bought it at an auction at the Mason's Lodge
Johnson County Sheriff painted on the side
Just shot a coat of primer then he looked inside
Well him and my ...
In the Rain
Post Date: 2010-04-30 13:07:48 by James Deffenbach
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Welcome to My Morning
Post Date: 2010-04-29 15:32:57 by James Deffenbach
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Poster Comment:Excellent song from the Farewell Andromeda album. I had the opportunity to see John Denver in concert in Atlanta one time. He was a great entertainer. Band took a break about halfway through but not John. Kept on playing and singing.
Janis Joplin or Crystal Bowersox, who does 'Piece of My Heart' better?
Post Date: 2010-04-27 18:59:08 by Ferret
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-- Current American Idol front runner Crystal Bowersox with bassist Frank May Janus joplin with Big Brother and the Holding Company poster's comment: Crystal has been compared to Janis Joplin, whom she has said heavily influenced her. She continues competing as the favorite on American Idol tonight.
Man Of Constant Sorrow (From the movie, O Brother, Where Art Thou
Post Date: 2010-04-26 23:06:54 by James Deffenbach
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Poster Comment:One of the funniest movies I have ever seen in my life. I thought I would fall out of my chair when they showed that scene of one of the guys tripping and dragging Clooney completely out of the boxcar.
Jeff Dunham - Walter on Letterman
Post Date: 2010-04-26 16:06:26 by James Deffenbach
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New Vocabulary
Post Date: 2010-04-24 22:38:24 by Enderby
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Heard on "Car Talk" this morning: SUBRIS: the excessive pride that causes owners of Subarus and other all-wheel-drive cars to drive too fast when it snows. DYSLEXUSIA: the inability to identify your luxury SUV among all the others in the Whole Foods parking lot. PRIUS ENVY: insecurity about the size of your mileage. VOLVOID: the mysterious place where all the Volvo repair money goes. MERCEDES BENDS: a painful and potentially debilitating condition triggered by making the monthly payments on an outrageously expensive German car. JAGASS: a jerk who takes up two parking spaces to protect the paint job on his precious Jaguar.
Poster Comment:I thought "dyslexusia" was ...
Jesus and Missing Body Parts
Post Date: 2010-04-24 10:53:10 by Turtle
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I consider the most difficult of Jesus’ sayings the one in which he tells people to cut off a hand, a foot, or pluck out an eye, rather than go to Hell. Taken literally, this saying is not only nonsense; it’s grotesque. It is preposterous, a paradox; it cannot possibly be true in any literal way, no matter how you interpret it. So, let’s instead consider it a playful saying. I believe Jesus was being ironic. Quite a few of Jesus’ sayings are witty, hyperbolic, and ironic. Elton Trueblood noticed this in his “Humor of Christ.” For that matter, the Old Testament is full of bad puns, most of them untranslatable. Even Jesus made puns, as when he referred to Peter ...
Truisms - Yeah, no kiddin...
Post Date: 2010-04-22 14:55:44 by farmfriend
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Truisms - Yeah, no kiddin... 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. Was learning cursive really necessary? 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 9. I can't remember the ...
The Greatest Song and Dance Ever
Post Date: 2010-04-22 14:50:15 by Turtle
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