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BP Spills Coffee
Post Date: 2010-06-12 12:02:38 by christine
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Onf of the Funniest Complaint Letters Ever
Post Date: 2010-06-11 07:21:10 by James Deffenbach
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Below is a copy of a letter that won a competition in UK as complaint letter of the year...have a laugh and read on. Complaint Letter of the Year. The British do have a way with words.... A real-life customer complaint letter sent to NTL (to their complaints dept....) Dear Cretins, I have been an NTL customer since 9th July 2001, when I signed up for your 3-in-one deal for cable TV, cable modem, and telephone. During this three-month period I have encountered inadequacy of service which I had not previously considered possible, as well as ignorance and stupidity of monolithic proportions. Please allow me to provide specific details, so that you can either pursue your professional ...
Undone - Performed by Chris Knight (written by Robert Earl Keen
Post Date: 2010-06-08 21:40:39 by christine
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rebuilt.galleywinter.com/chris-knight-undone/ Fire one up and you toss one down
Everybody knows you been downtown
Been downtown late last night
Busted your head in a barroom fight
Fightin’ with your brother fightin’ with your wife
Seems you been fightin’ every day of your life
Can’t stand still, still can’t run
You put it all together but it came undone
Your soul is junk, your brain is dust
All your memories are eaten up with rust
Your nightmares real, dreams too stark
You love the night but you hate the dark
Your mother your daddy little sister too
Told you a secret they were countin’ on you
You were dying to tell but your dad said ...
Growing up without a cell phone
Post Date: 2010-06-07 22:56:01 by abraxas
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Growing up without a cell phone When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning...Uphill...Barefoot... BOTH ways yadda, yadda, yadda And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it! But now that I'm over the ripe old age of thirty five, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to ...
Drummer At "Wrong" Gig Has The Right Stuff
Post Date: 2010-06-07 22:19:06 by abraxas
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Check out the guy with the sticks...........lol. Drummer Ready For Primetime @ Yahoo! Video
'tube - Bank robbery in Detroit - Priceless!
Post Date: 2010-06-07 09:34:03 by Jethro Tull
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Conspiracy Nut
Post Date: 2010-06-05 22:18:52 by christine
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How to Teach Your Dog to Read
Post Date: 2010-06-04 12:51:26 by Turtle
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Bikini Girls with Machine Guns
Post Date: 2010-06-04 12:38:31 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Ah...sometimes life is good.
Flotilla Choir presents: We Con the World
Post Date: 2010-06-04 01:49:45 by hondo68
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There comes a time When we need to make a show For the world, the Web and CNN There's no people dying, so the best that we can do Is create the greatest bluff of all We must go on pretending day by day That in Gaza, there's crisis, hunger and plague Coz the billion bucks in aid won't buy their basic needs Like some cheese and missiles for the kids We'll make the world Abandon reason We'll make them all believe that the Hamas Is Momma Theresa We are peaceful travelers With guns and our own knives The truth will never find its way to your TV Ooooh, we'll stab them at heart They are soldiers, no one cares We are small, and we took some pictures with doves As Allah ...
Ice Road Trucker Tribute Falling Inside The Black
Post Date: 2010-06-02 08:44:59 by James Deffenbach
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Poster Comment:This is one of those videos that youtube is schizophrenic about. They had deleted it and now it is up again. If you like it you probably should download it. A good program for that is KeepVid.
Breaking News: Tipper and Al Gore Marriage Breakup
Post Date: 2010-06-01 15:06:02 by christine
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well, this is the icing on the cake of today's doom and gloom. ;)
Saint Nancy - Liberal Psychotic (my title) [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2010-06-01 11:02:10 by Jethro Tull
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Pelosi Says She Has a Duty to Pursue Policies in Keeping With The Values of Jesus, 'The Word Made Flesh' Tuesday, June 01, 2010 By Nicholas Ballasy, Video Reporter House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.). (AP Photo/Cliff Owen)(CNSNews.com) -- House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) says she believes she must pursue public policies "in keeping with the values" of Jesus Christ, "The Word made Flesh." Pelosi, who is a Catholic and who favors legalized abortion, voted against the ban on partial-birth abortion that was enacted into law in 2003. At a May 6 Catholic Community ...
Dark In Here
Post Date: 2010-06-01 07:21:08 by James Deffenbach
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A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, ' Dark in here.' The man says, 'Yes, it is.' Boy: 'I have a baseball..' Man: 'That's nice' Boy: 'Want to buy it?' Man: 'No, thanks.' Boy: 'My Dad's outside.' Man: 'OK, how much?' Boy: '$250' In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. ...
TWO 90-YEAR-OLD WOMEN, ROSE AND BARB HAD BEEN FRIENDS ALL OF THEIR LIVES._
Post Date: 2010-06-01 01:08:04 by christine
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When it was clear that Rose was dying, Barb visited her every day. One day Barb said, 'Rose, we both loved playing women’s softball all our lives, and we played all through High School. Please do me one favor: when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's women's softball there.' Rose looked up at Barb from her deathbed and said, ‘Barb, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favor for you.' Shortly after that, Rose passed on. A few nights later, Barb was awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to her, 'Barb, Barb.' ‘Who ...
Schenectady girl rides a 24 incher.
Post Date: 2010-05-29 18:09:37 by Critter
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Poster Comment:Sometimes we get bored, and find young, willing victims...
2 year old smokes 40 cigarette a day
Post Date: 2010-05-27 14:56:14 by Jethro Tull
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2 year old smoking cigarette news Thursday, May 27, 2010 at 10:23 pm under World News yahooBuzzArticleHeadline = "2 year old smoking cigarette news"; yahooBuzzArticleId = window.location.href; ARTICLEURL 2 year old smoking cigarette news updates :- A video about Ardi Rizal 2 year old smoking cigarette went viral . Ardi Rizal is no ordinary 2-year-old toddler – he likes to smoke two packs of cigarettes per day! The two-year-old started smoking when his dad, Mohammad, gave him a cigarette stick at 18 months. According to news reports, his father gave him his first cigarette at just eighteen months old and now at two they say he throws a tantrum ...
'tube The Thug Blanket
Post Date: 2010-05-26 23:10:40 by Jethro Tull
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Barney Frank wants to see Rep. Djou's birth certificate, err... (mahi-mahi ?)
Post Date: 2010-05-26 12:37:38 by Jethro Tull
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Barney Frank wants to see Rep. Djou's birth certificate ShareMay 25, 2010, 4:36 pm by Bob Cusack Tongue firmly in cheek, Rep. Barney Frank (D-Mass.) on Tuesday afternoon called on reporters to demand to see the birth certificate of new Rep. Charles Djou (R-Hawaii). As Djou (pictured here) was being sworn into office, Frank walked the hallway of the Speaker's Lobby off the House floor calling on the media to "do your job" and review Djou's papers. It was a small bit of payback for the enormous amount of attention some conservatives (and the media) paid to the is-the-president-really-from-America controversy. But, unlike the commander-in-chief, as Frank ...
Redneck Fire Alarm
Post Date: 2010-05-25 11:52:34 by Turtle
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Best positions in bed
Post Date: 2010-05-25 08:15:18 by Itistoolate
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get your head out of the gutter www.funzug.com/index.php/...est-positions-in-bed.html
Crazy Child-Care Interviews
Post Date: 2010-05-23 20:08:55 by James Deffenbach
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Crazy Child-Care Interviews While working as the director of a child-care and preschool facility, I often interviewed many people for positions like preschool teacher or school-bus driver. Surprisingly, many of the applicants were rejected, because in a nutshell, there was no way that I was going to let them within ten feet of a kid, let alone trust them in a room alone with a while classroom full of them. These are some of the crazy things I have heard over the years from those that thought they would make perfect preschool teachers: Question: How long have you worked in the child development field? Answer: "Well, I was a kid for like 12 years or so but I grew up fast so maybe 10 ...
Something about you
Post Date: 2010-05-22 13:13:29 by Artisan
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But there was something about you I want you to know It brought a change over me It's startin' to show I got this feelin' inside, gotta have you, have you Ain't no good to hide. It isn't easy To show what I'm feeling inside, girl It isn't easy I know, to believe in a man like me Like me, can'tch see I gotta gotta have you But there was something about Yeah there was something about you.
Poster Comment:heard this on the radio yesterday for the 1st time in years. good tune ;-)
They Live: A Cult Classic Is On AMC Tonight
Post Date: 2010-05-21 22:00:11 by Horse
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They Live is a science fiction cult classic. I had a boss once who was Jewish and said this movie was anti=Semitic. Anyway it starts in a couple of minutes on AMC cable in my time zone.
Layoff Letter
Post Date: 2010-05-21 17:45:51 by christine
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Lay-off letter from an excellent boss. Dear Employees: As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go. So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on ...
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