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Crystal Bowersox (American Idol) at age 13
Post Date: 2010-05-21 12:20:04 by christine
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Poster Comment:Crystal sounds exactly like Jewel (one of my favorite singers) here. This song is beautiful.
The Boxer
Post Date: 2010-05-20 21:31:53 by Lod
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Two guys meet up in a bar
Post Date: 2010-05-20 20:54:32 by X-15
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The first one asks, "Did your hear the news - Mike is dead??!!!" "Whoa, what the happened to him?" "Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn't brake properly and boom - He hit the curb, the car flipped over and he crashed through the sunroof - Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window." "What a horrible way to die!" "No no, he survived that, that didn't kill him at all. So, he's landed in my upstairs bedroom and he's all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old antique wardrobe we have in the room and reaches up ...
Pawnbroker rules
Post Date: 2010-05-20 20:52:01 by X-15
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King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate, he went to Croesustein, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan. Croesustein said, "I'll give you 100,000 dinars for it." "But I paid a million dinars for it," the King protested. "Don't you know who I am? I am the king!" Croesustein replied, "When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no difference who you are."
Little John the Baptist
Post Date: 2010-05-20 12:39:52 by James Deffenbach
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Johnny's Mother looked out the window and noticed him "playing church" with their cat. He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it. She smiled and went about her work. A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water. She called out, "Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!" Johnny looked up at her and said, "He should have thought about that before he joined my church."
Tractor-fight!!!
Post Date: 2010-05-19 19:00:30 by X-15
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Poster Comment:Nobody drives a tractor like Chiranjeevi! For the first time the whole scene, complete and uncut, on Youtube
158 YEARS AGO THIS WEEK
Post Date: 2010-05-18 12:47:51 by Jethro Tull
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158 YEARS AGO THIS WEEK Do you know what happened this week back in 1850, 158 years ago? California became a state. The State had no electricity. The State had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gunfights in the streets. So, basically, it was just like it is today, except the women had real breasts and the men didn't hold hands.
One More Try
Post Date: 2010-05-17 15:27:24 by James Deffenbach
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Poster Comment:The "comma mama" from FR must have put the lyrics on this one.
One More Day
Post Date: 2010-05-17 14:21:19 by James Deffenbach
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Elusive Butterfly
Post Date: 2010-05-17 13:54:07 by James Deffenbach
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You Sang To Me
Post Date: 2010-05-17 13:35:02 by James Deffenbach
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Can't Fight The Moonlight
Post Date: 2010-05-17 13:26:46 by James Deffenbach
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A Mexican, an Arab, and an Arizona girl
Post Date: 2010-05-17 12:24:13 by christine
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A Mexican, an Arab, and an Arizona girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass
in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots
the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In Mexico, our glasses are so
cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this,
drinks non-alcohol beer (cuz he's a Muslim!),
throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots
the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have
so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with
the same one twice either.' The Arizona girl,
cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp,
throws the ...
Girls and Bugs
Post Date: 2010-05-16 13:56:00 by Turtle
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I once had a girlfriend who was probably the most fearless woman I’ve ever known but the first time she encountered a cicada infestation she collapsed. This was a woman who at five years old decided to shimmy 20 feet up a light pole, sit at the top, and wave to the passing cars. When I asked her if any of her parents found out, she said her mother, used to such things, came to the pole and wearily asked her to come down. She also told me that, also at the age of five, when she found out some guy was picking on her older brother, she marched to his house to beat him up. I have forgotten the outcome of that one. Once, in Branson, Missouri, she wanted to go on a ride that you’d ...
To Where You Are
Post Date: 2010-05-14 15:40:58 by James Deffenbach
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Physchic Friend, Shirley Q. Liquor
Post Date: 2010-05-13 22:29:02 by James Deffenbach
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Handlebars
Post Date: 2010-05-13 13:06:57 by Rube Goldberg
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The Diary of a Pug
Post Date: 2010-05-13 11:10:06 by Turtle
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7:59 am: ZZZZZZZ 8:00 Time to stand on Food Guy’s chest and stare at him until he wakes up. “Wake up, Food Guy! Wake up!!!” 8:00: 01 Food Guy is awake! Mission accomplished! 8:05 Ahhh...food! It’s great! I don’t know what it is! I never know what it is, but it’s FOOD!!! And it’s great!! 8:12 Oh boy! The leash! That means a walk! 8:13 Ahhh…nothing starts the day like peeing on a tree! Or is this a fire hydrant? 8:17 This looks like a good place to poop. I think I’ve pooped here before. Not too sure about that, though. 8:20 Ack! Quit jerking on my leash, Food Guy! It’s not like you never tried to hump a female! 8:22 I have to pee ...
Turtle is Going to Purgatory!
Post Date: 2010-05-12 12:21:22 by Turtle
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A woman I know, a devout Catholic, told me I'm going to Purgatory. And she means it, too. When I asked her if there would be girls there, she told me she wasn't going to answer that question because I was being facetious. I mean, just how bad can Purgatory be? If there's girls and booze and big-screen TVs, it can't be that bad, can it?
Just the Two of Us
Post Date: 2010-05-11 20:57:40 by Lod
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The Reason
Post Date: 2010-05-11 11:22:06 by James Deffenbach
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What Turtle's Last Girlfriend Did to Him
Post Date: 2010-05-10 13:14:23 by Turtle
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Everyone is quasi-insane, some more than others, and love is where you find it. You just have to find someone whose quasi-insanity dovetails with yours, and that is why I am a magnet for Women of Unusual Personality. My last girlfriend, for one perfect example out of many perfect examples I have, told me that not only was she lots smarter than me, but that she could also beat me up. Her father was 6’4” and one of her brothers is 6’6” and 300 pounds. The other brother is 6’8” and 320. She says one of them looks like Bull in the “Night Court” TV program. I forget which brother she meant, but does it really matter? She is 5’8” and 145 pounds. ...
Joke
Post Date: 2010-05-10 10:59:54 by christine
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican." The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America ." The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese." The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America !" That person puts ...
January 2013
Post Date: 2010-05-08 22:33:50 by Amandil
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One sunny day in January, 2013 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama." The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here." The old man said, "Okay", and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama." The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no ...
The World According to Americans
Post Date: 2010-05-08 11:35:10 by christine
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