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How To Complete A Census--One of the Funniest Videos I Have Seen in a Long Time
Post Date: 2010-05-08 09:34:43 by James Deffenbach
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Airport security guard attacks colleague over 'manhood' jokes after walking through hi-tech body scanner
Post Date: 2010-05-07 21:01:47 by Jethro Tull
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Airport security guard attacks colleague over 'manhood' jokes after walking through hi-tech body scanner By Mail Foreign Service Last updated at 3:18 PM on 7th May 2010 Comments (19) Add to My Stories Breaking point: Rolando Negrin is accused of assaulting a colleague after enduring relentless jokes about how his manhood looked an an X-ray scanner An airport security guard allegedly battered a colleague who ridiculed him about the size of his manhood after he walked through a hi-tech body scanner.Miami-Dade Police say Rolando Negrin snapped because he 'couldn't take the jokes anymore'.During a training session at Miami International Airport, Negrin's co-workers ...
Oldies TV (50s, 60s)
Post Date: 2010-05-04 20:02:22 by Jethro Tull
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White Power
Post Date: 2010-05-02 19:45:15 by A K A Stone
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My Favorite 2Step Song - Copperhead Road
Post Date: 2010-05-01 10:52:49 by christine
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Copperhead Road
(Steve Earle)
Well my name's John Lee Pettimore
Same as my daddy and his daddy before
You hardly ever saw Grandaddy down here
He only came to town about twice a year
He'd buy a hundred pounds of yeast and some copper line
Everybody knew that he made moonshine
Now the revenue man wanted Grandaddy bad
He headed up the holler with everything he had
It's before my time but I've been told
He never came back from Copperhead Road
Now Daddy ran the whiskey in a big block Dodge
Bought it at an auction at the Mason's Lodge
Johnson County Sheriff painted on the side
Just shot a coat of primer then he looked inside
Well him and my ...
In the Rain
Post Date: 2010-04-30 13:07:48 by James Deffenbach
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Welcome to My Morning
Post Date: 2010-04-29 15:32:57 by James Deffenbach
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Poster Comment:Excellent song from the Farewell Andromeda album. I had the opportunity to see John Denver in concert in Atlanta one time. He was a great entertainer. Band took a break about halfway through but not John. Kept on playing and singing.
Janis Joplin or Crystal Bowersox, who does 'Piece of My Heart' better?
Post Date: 2010-04-27 18:59:08 by Ferret
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-- Current American Idol front runner Crystal Bowersox with bassist Frank May Janus joplin with Big Brother and the Holding Company poster's comment: Crystal has been compared to Janis Joplin, whom she has said heavily influenced her. She continues competing as the favorite on American Idol tonight.
Man Of Constant Sorrow (From the movie, O Brother, Where Art Thou
Post Date: 2010-04-26 23:06:54 by James Deffenbach
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Poster Comment:One of the funniest movies I have ever seen in my life. I thought I would fall out of my chair when they showed that scene of one of the guys tripping and dragging Clooney completely out of the boxcar.
Jeff Dunham - Walter on Letterman
Post Date: 2010-04-26 16:06:26 by James Deffenbach
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New Vocabulary
Post Date: 2010-04-24 22:38:24 by Enderby
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Heard on "Car Talk" this morning: SUBRIS: the excessive pride that causes owners of Subarus and other all-wheel-drive cars to drive too fast when it snows. DYSLEXUSIA: the inability to identify your luxury SUV among all the others in the Whole Foods parking lot. PRIUS ENVY: insecurity about the size of your mileage. VOLVOID: the mysterious place where all the Volvo repair money goes. MERCEDES BENDS: a painful and potentially debilitating condition triggered by making the monthly payments on an outrageously expensive German car. JAGASS: a jerk who takes up two parking spaces to protect the paint job on his precious Jaguar.
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Jesus and Missing Body Parts
Post Date: 2010-04-24 10:53:10 by Turtle
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I consider the most difficult of Jesus’ sayings the one in which he tells people to cut off a hand, a foot, or pluck out an eye, rather than go to Hell. Taken literally, this saying is not only nonsense; it’s grotesque. It is preposterous, a paradox; it cannot possibly be true in any literal way, no matter how you interpret it. So, let’s instead consider it a playful saying. I believe Jesus was being ironic. Quite a few of Jesus’ sayings are witty, hyperbolic, and ironic. Elton Trueblood noticed this in his “Humor of Christ.” For that matter, the Old Testament is full of bad puns, most of them untranslatable. Even Jesus made puns, as when he referred to Peter ...
Truisms - Yeah, no kiddin...
Post Date: 2010-04-22 14:55:44 by farmfriend
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Truisms - Yeah, no kiddin... 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. Was learning cursive really necessary? 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 9. I can't remember the ...
The Greatest Song and Dance Ever
Post Date: 2010-04-22 14:50:15 by Turtle
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People are Ridiculous
Post Date: 2010-04-22 14:20:18 by Turtle
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I love you…you don’t love me. You love me….I don’t love you. Finally, we love each other at the same time and six or seven years later the feelings are gone. You can make dogs love you by being nice to them, but you can’t make a person love you no matter what you do. You can make them hate you, though – no problem!. The same person can be in an attractive body or in an unattractive one, and their lives will be radically different. Same person, different face, same thing. And what’s with fags? Lisping, flapping their wrists, trying to molest 12-years-old boys. And as for lesbians, many look like men but hate men. How did they happen? And herds of ...
Keith Olbermann's rage dooms Donny Deutsch
Post Date: 2010-04-22 08:52:58 by Jethro Tull
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Keith "Uberdork" Olbermann is running wild again at MSNBC. Network higher-ups put the kibosh on Donny Deutsch's weeklong stint hosting a 3 p.m. show called "America the Angry" after Olbermann "went ballistic and threw a fit" when he was featured in a segment on Tuesday, sources said. "After Olbermann saw the clip, he started freaking out and called Phil [MSNBC head Phil Griffin] to say he wasn't going to do his show unless Deutsch was taken out," says an insider. "MSNBC knows he's nuts, but they kowtow to him." In the segment, radio talk host Hugh Hewitt referred to Olbermann as one of the "biggest hatemongers on ...
vid - TESTIMAX - Grow a Pair
Post Date: 2010-04-21 21:41:52 by Jethro Tull
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The Time Turtle Saved an Ungrateful Cat
Post Date: 2010-04-21 15:27:25 by Turtle
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About 15 years ago I was standing in front of the apartment one of my employees lived in, waiting for him, when I saw one cat chasing another across the street. They began to fight in front of a storm drain, and after about two seconds one fell in. The other ran off. These drains had the fifty-pound circular iron cover on top of them. I got a crowbar out of my car trunk and pulled the cover up and off to one side. About 12 feet down, at the bottom of a vertical tunnel lined with ancient brick, and in about six inches of water, along with cans and some Styrofoam, was a wet cat, looking up at me. Now how was I supposed to get this cat out? If I didn’t, he was dead. I looked in my ...
They actually found a great this time, American Idol shocks the mustelid -- Crystal Bowersox - People Get Ready
Post Date: 2010-04-21 10:37:56 by Ferret
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-- I hate television. I only see it when visiting friends who leave it on when other visit. I also have had strong disdain for reality shows like American Idol, and have no real familiarity with it's history except in passingly noting when it is covered in a scan of Google news. However, this woman, Crystal Bowersox has genuine star quality. I have not had an artist move this sometimes overly serious cynic for a long, long, long time. This video is of this week's performance by her. Watch your back, Lady Gaga; someone who does not need gimmicks and controversy to make an impact and the big bucks is going to make you look like a Yugo when she roars past you. She will be the ...
Take It Back
Post Date: 2010-04-20 22:45:33 by farmfriend
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Does your cat drink like this? ('tube)
Post Date: 2010-04-19 10:35:10 by christine
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Poster Comment:be sure to watch to the end...
Shanghai Breezes
Post Date: 2010-04-18 22:57:43 by James Deffenbach
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Rhiannon
Post Date: 2010-04-18 18:23:09 by Lod
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How to Bathe the Cat!
Post Date: 2010-04-17 12:48:50 by Pinguinite
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Ingenious in it’s implicity. This is the simplest and most time saving way to bathe the cat. 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl... 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this! 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'Power-Wash' and 'Rinse'. 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are ...
The Time Turtle Almost Astral-Traveled
Post Date: 2010-04-17 12:15:34 by Turtle
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When I was 21, several times I experienced sleep paralysis. It got to the point I didn't pay any attention to it. Once, when I was paralyzed, I clicking noises then buzzing ones. I realized I was hallucinating them, but they seemed completely real. Later, I told my girlfriend about, and she said I was on the verge of astral-travelling, that my spirit was just about to leave my body. I looked at her if she was nuts. Later, I found out that people have for thousands of years claimed paralysis, and clicking and buzzing noises are a prelude to your spirit popping out. Damn, damn, damn! Think of all the naked women I could have peeked in on!
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