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Thanks Teddy!
Post Date: 2010-01-19 21:43:23 by Jethro Tull
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Poster Comment:If it weren't for you getting a wicked dose of the "Get_Evens" we'd be stuck with the Ubangi's health care albatross. It took decades, but you finally did the right thing!
Haiti Earthquake Jokes
Post Date: 2010-01-19 18:38:45 by Prefrontal Vortex
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After the worst earthquake in 200 years the capitol of Haiti is leveled. Damage estimates are in the tens of dollars. Have you heard of Old Blocks on the Kids? The hit new boy band from Haiti? What did Kanye West say to the Earthquake in Haiti? I'm sorry earthquake, but hurricane Katrina was the best natural disaster of all times. Did you hear about the horrible earthquake in Haiti? It did 100 billion dollars worth of improvements. what's 3 feet high and has 1000 arms and legs ? the haiti hilton A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses. I know how those poor buggers in Haiti feel. Last time I had 30 aftershocks, I couldn't find my house either! I dumped my Haitian ...
Caption This!
Post Date: 2010-01-16 16:55:17 by PnbC
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More phunny photos:
Man Rips Off Friend’s Testicles In Foreplay
Post Date: 2010-01-15 14:12:36 by Jethro Tull
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Man Rips Off Friend57;s Testicles In ForeplayAT Dusseldorf district court, Hans O. is said to have torn off his friend Alexander J.’s testicles. It is said that Mr J. failed to respond to O’s fondling. Jonah Falcon (Very NSFW) The court is taken back to events on an afternoon in September 2009. We are in the centre of Neuss, a town near Dusseldorf. The men are drinking beer. Night falls. Mr O. becomes aroused. He unbuttoned the trousers of his friend who was sleeping on the couch, and messed around with his genitals. When the fondling failed to provoke any physical response from Alexander, Hans became furious… The prosecutor takes up the story: “He twisted the scrotum ...
Is it ironic that a holiday to honor a black leader is celebrated by no one going to work.
Post Date: 2010-01-15 10:38:35 by gengis gandhi
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just wondering.
Ten Thoughts to Ponder in 2010
Post Date: 2010-01-14 19:47:08 by 2big2fail
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Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich . Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky … Not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no ...
Goodbye
Post Date: 2010-01-14 18:54:12 by James Deffenbach
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Air Supply - Goodbye classic 70's rock ballads I can see the pain living in your eyes And I know how hard you try You deserve to have so much more I can feel your heart and I sympathize And I'll never criticize All you've ever meant to my life I don't want to let you down I don't want to lead you on i don't want to hold you back From where you might belong You would never ask me why My heart is so disguised I just can't live a lie anymore I would rather hurt myself Than to ever make you cry There's nothing left to say but goodbye You deserve the chance at the kind of love I'm not sure i'm worthy of Losing you is painful to me I don't want ...
Poems, Prayers, and Promises & Rhymes and Reasons
Post Date: 2010-01-14 18:40:06 by James Deffenbach
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Poster Comment:Two of my favorite John Denver songs.
Public School Teacher Arrested at JFK International Airport
Post Date: 2010-01-13 21:58:17 by abraxas
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A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, A. G. Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-Gebra is a problem for us," the Attorney General said, "They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values. They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to ...
RUH-ROH — REFT BEHIND!
Post Date: 2010-01-13 21:57:11 by Dakmar
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Certain Christian denominations believe in a phenomenon called the Rapture. It’s pretty complicated, and the details vary from sect to sect, but basically it’s a series of events surrounding Christ’s return to Earth, including the sudden beaming to Heaven of most good God-fearin’ folk. Or something. Anyway, we know from the Left Behind novels that these are not plus-one invitations, so presumably the pets of the raptured are stuck here too. But an Akron-area business says if you’re a believer, your animals won’t have to suffer for your salvation, starving in a cage while you enter the pearly gates. Post Rapture Pet Care is poised to rescue your pets and care ...
Hilarious Prankster Highlights 10 Years Of Pissing Off Everyone With His Antics (video)
Post Date: 2010-01-13 16:27:00 by gengis gandhi
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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=375_1263347833
Falling Inside The Black
Post Date: 2010-01-13 16:14:03 by James Deffenbach
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Poster Comment:One of my favorite songs (even though it is very sad to me for personal reasons).
Strangers On My Flight
Post Date: 2010-01-12 12:24:51 by James Deffenbach
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Strangers On My Flight This is way funny. A good friend sent it to me in email.
John Boy & Billy: Marvin Webster Goes To The Airport
Post Date: 2010-01-11 19:51:41 by James Deffenbach
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The economy is so bad that
Post Date: 2010-01-11 12:52:46 by James Deffenbach
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The economy is so bad that… I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" CEO's are now playing miniature golf. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico . Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting. Motel Six won't leave the light on ...
Lie To Me
Post Date: 2010-01-10 18:15:29 by James Deffenbach
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The Half Blood Prince of Bel Air is Harry Potter in the Hood w/ Lyrics
Post Date: 2010-01-10 16:44:40 by James Deffenbach
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Copperhead Road - Steve Earle
Post Date: 2010-01-09 23:54:09 by christine
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Poster Comment:totally cool song
Finsbury Park
Post Date: 2010-01-09 02:06:01 by Rube Goldberg
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History's top 10 times for appropriate use of the F-word
Post Date: 2010-01-07 22:32:45 by Jethro Tull
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History's top 10 times for appropriate use of the F-word 10th - "Scattered f***ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC 9th - "How the f*** did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC 8th - "You want WHAT on the f***ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566 7th - "Where did all those f***ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877 6th - "It does so f***ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926 5th - "Where the f*** are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937 4th - "Any f***ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938 3rd - "What the f*** was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945 2nd - "I need this parade like I need a ...
Men Know When They're Aroused, Women May Not
Post Date: 2010-01-05 21:19:53 by Itistoolate
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Men Know When They're Aroused, Women May Not When it comes to sexual arousal, a woman's mind and body are less in sync than a man's, a review of research finds. Men who reported feeling turned on tended to also sport an erection, while a matchup between the mind and body wasn't so consistent for women, according to the review published online Jan. 4 in the journal Archives of Sexual Behavior. "We wanted to discover how closely people's subjective experience of sexual arousal mirrors their physiological genital response — and whether this differs between men and women," said researcher Meredith Chivers, a psychology professor at Queen's University ...
Who said history isn't interesting!
Post Date: 2010-01-05 20:01:18 by Jethro Tull
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Who said history isn't interesting! They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot & then once a day it was taken & sold to the tannery..... ..if you had to do this to survive you were "Piss Poor" But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn't even afford to buy a pot......they "didn't have a pot to piss in" & were the lowest of the low. The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying, "Dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing. As the ...
Another LP spammer
Post Date: 2010-01-05 18:39:00 by Itistoolate
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Title: Would You Suck A Guy's Dick if a Beautiful Woman Told You it Turned Her On? Source: [None] URL Source: [None] Published: Jan 5, 2010 Author: yo mama Post Date: 2010-01-05 17:55:04 by butt monkey Views: 36 Comments: 2 Your thoughts? Post Comment Ignore Thread
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someone is spamming the hell out of ElPee [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2010-01-03 17:02:39 by gengis gandhi
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front page, breaking news. lol.
What happened to IndieTX
Post Date: 2010-01-03 15:09:00 by farmfriend
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He hasn't posted since Sept of last year. Anyone have news?
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