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Politically Correct Holiday Greeting: Humor :)
Post Date: 2009-12-23 14:23:32 by Original_Intent
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Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of ...
Letters to Santa Clause
Post Date: 2009-12-22 12:59:05 by X-15
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Virgin: the world's best passenger complaint letter?
Post Date: 2009-12-22 11:25:49 by James Deffenbach
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Here we reproduce a complaint letter sent to Sir Richard Branson, which is currently being emailed globally and is considered by many to be the world's funniest passenger complaint letter. ="" src="http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01246/virgin1_1246696c.jpg" /> Dear Mr Branson I love the Virgin brand, I really do which is why I continue to use it despite a series of unfortunate incidents over the last few years. This latest incident takes the biscuit. Ironically, by the end of the flight I would have gladly paid over a thousand rupees for a single biscuit following the culinary journey of hell I was subjected to at thehands of your corporation. Look at this ...
Did Turtle Move to Nebraska Recently?
Post Date: 2009-12-22 07:35:12 by Critter
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2 dogs police say fed on Neb. owner find new home (AP) – 12 hours ago OMAHA, Neb. — Two small dogs that police say fed on the body of their owner after he killed himself are headed to Indiana. The Nebraska Humane Society says the two pugs, named Harry and Sally, will meet their new owners Tuesday. An unidentified Indiana couple was selected from more than 250 individuals or families interested in adopting the dogs. The couple has owned pugs for several years and has been looking to rescue more. The pugs were found with their former owner earlier this month. Police said an autopsy showed the man had been dead for about two weeks of a self-inflicted gunshot wound. Humane ...
I must be getting old - I remember them all
Post Date: 2009-12-21 21:03:53 by Jethro Tull
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BEST COP EVER! New World Order's Worst Nightmare!
Post Date: 2009-12-21 04:09:32 by Artisan
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Poster Comment:must see.
Anthropogenic Continental Drift.
Post Date: 2009-12-20 22:34:03 by Armadillo
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A new menace to the planet has been discovered and validated by a consensus of politically reliable scientists: Anthropogenic Continental Drift (ACD) will result in catastrophic damage and untold suffering, unless immediate indemnity payments from the United Sates, Europe, and Australia be made to the governments of non-industrial nations, to counteract this man-made threat to the world's habitats. The continents rest on massive tectonic plates. Until the beginning of the Industrial Revolution in the mid 18th century, these plates were fixed in place and immobile. However, drilling for oil and mining for minerals has cut these plates loose from their primordial moorings and left them to ...
'tube - "You got Whacked"
Post Date: 2009-12-20 21:36:04 by Jethro Tull
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Sharpton Blasts Tiger For Only Bedding White Women (Satire)
Post Date: 2009-12-20 20:48:13 by Original_Intent
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Rev. Al Sharpton Speaks Out On Tiger Woods Affairs The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods' harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls. "Why is it that a man who calls himself black can't bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?" said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem. "What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?" Sharpton, who has long championed taking ...
Boondocks
Post Date: 2009-12-17 23:04:58 by Deasy
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Poster Comment: I feel no shameI'm proud of where I came fromI was born and raised in the boondocksOne thing I knowNo matter where I goI keep my heart and soul in the boondocks
What we've been up to
Post Date: 2009-12-13 17:21:48 by bluegrass
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A couple of songs: New Dress Do If you don't like them, you can have your money back.
Puppy Tries to Whistles(the daily ahhhhhhhh that's so cute)
Post Date: 2009-12-13 12:23:27 by F.A. Hayek Fan
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http://video.yahoo.com/network/100000086?v=6544400&l=100000085
Vacation ideas
Post Date: 2009-12-09 13:54:44 by phantom patriot
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Hey anyone need a new vacation idea? This seems right up the alley of some of the posters here. I've already made my reservations Looking forward to it. piratesofsomalialive.com/
We're baaack....
Post Date: 2009-12-08 21:37:19 by christine
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Don't forget about bookmarking 4umOffline everybody....
What do cats do home alone? Cat cams have answers
Post Date: 2009-12-04 21:36:40 by Dakmar
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LOS ANGELES – What do cats do when their owners are away? There was one way to find out — "cat cams." Fifty house cats were given collar cameras that took a photo every 15 minutes. The results put a digital dent in some human theories about catnapping. Based on the photos, about 22 percent of the cats' time was spent looking out of windows, 12 percent was used to interact with other family pets and 8 percent was spent climbing on chairs or kitty condos. Just 6 percent of their hours were spent sleeping. "What surprised me was how active the cats were. I believed my three cats were sleeping during the day," said Jill Villarreal, an animal behavior ...
Avoided mail on this forum
Post Date: 2009-12-03 00:49:01 by rack42
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I don't exactly how I got around the forum-mail notice that was posted to me, but I nolonger have the "mail" notification. And I'm happy about that. So, if you mailed me, I'm not sorry. I don't what your mail, I won't read your mail. No, I wound't detail how I did the work-around, but it is still working. If you can't express yourself on a thread, then don't bother mailing me as I will delete it. I know, that sounds "snotty." Too bad. Suck it up.
Cutest Kitten 'Tube (awwwwwwww)
Post Date: 2009-11-30 23:54:22 by christine
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Poster Comment:Precious little morsel!
Who Dat...Who Dat...Who Dat Say Gonna Beat Dem Saints!!!
Post Date: 2009-11-30 23:41:14 by F.A. Hayek Fan
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11-0 Baby!!!! LOL!
Having Mom Over for Dinner
Post Date: 2009-11-30 11:24:30 by mel_living
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You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one... Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.' About a week later, ...
Army recruitment brochure contains subliminal 'HANCOCK' message
Post Date: 2009-11-30 02:24:15 by Artisan
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Army recruitment brochure contains subliminal HANCOCK message LA County Libertarian Examiner A new U.S.Army recruitment brochure pictures a solider on the front in uniform staring determinedly into the horizon with the name HANCOCK prominently displayed on his helmet. Hancock, perhaps a name more frequently associated with Will Smith's character from the 2008 hit film than the signer of the declaration of independence, plays a rogue superhero who wreaks havock in Los Angeles. With a sequel 'Hancock 2' purportedly in the works, and the record breaking film topping dvd rental lists, this is no doubt a not-so-subtle subliminal message being sent to the military's target ...
Al Gore invented two things. One of them was the internet.
Post Date: 2009-11-28 21:10:12 by bluegrass
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The 4um Betting Window is Open! [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2009-11-26 08:43:49 by Esso
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Well, once again the Holidaycaust is upon us! So, the question is: How many sheeples get trampled tomorrow trying to get "The Deal of a Lifetime"? Betting parameters: Number killedNumber woundedNumber arrestedWhat storesWhat citiesAnything I missed Let the games begin!
Dear Dr. Phil:
Post Date: 2009-11-25 19:56:04 by wbales
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Dear Dr. Phil: I really am conflicted and need your help and advice. I am almost going to cry. I am a true conservative American and I watch Fox News and regularly post on the most true conservative and American website on all the internets (I won’t mention the name but it rhymes with free republic). No one supports the troops more than I do in their God given mission to protect our freedoms and kill Arabs who are out to take over America. I also hate with every fiber of my body the Muslin Obama (who wasn’t even born in America, by the way--he was born in Iran) and Pelosi and that clown from Nevada. They are evil DemoRATS (my friends and I sometimes refer to democrats as ...
Ed Begley, Jr. Loses Control Over ClimateGate [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2009-11-25 09:39:36 by Jethro Tull
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Sparkling reindeer-dung jewelry sells at Ill. zoo
Post Date: 2009-11-24 06:48:56 by Disgusted
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Sparkling reindeer-dung jewelry sells at Ill. zoo November 24, 2009 BLOOMINGTON, Ill.—Sparkly reindeer-dung necklaces are going on sale at an Illinois zoo that hopes to attract the same holiday shoppers who swept up its dung Christmas ornaments last year. Discuss COMMENTS (0) The limited-edition Magical Reindeer Gem necklaces will debut Friday at the Miller Park Zoo in Bloomington. The $15 pendant necklaces contain dried, sterilized reindeer droppings -- sprayed with glitter -- on a beaded chain. They'll be available at the zoo's gift shop, or by mail for $20. The ornaments are back, and 450 have already sold this season. About 1,500 are still available for $7.50, or $10 ...
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