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Gravity
Post Date: 2009-09-24 02:59:17 by Armadillo
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Parents will sometimes line up kids against a door frame to mark how tall they are. Here's something the grandparents can do.
Apple Computer, 1997
Post Date: 2009-09-23 14:22:22 by Prefrontal Vortex
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As envisioned in 1987: 80s hair. No diversity.
Tom Delay dances the cha cha on Dancing With The Stars (vid)
Post Date: 2009-09-22 11:37:04 by christine
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Department of Health
Post Date: 2009-09-21 00:27:22 by richard9151
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If you receive an email from the Department of Health telling you not to eat canned pork because of swine flu........... Ignore it. It's just Spam. Please also note that it has been determined by the FDA that children should not be eating Germans because in that way they can avoid the German Measeles. Notices can be expected shortly as to the advisability of eating birds........
Three Men on a Hike
Post Date: 2009-09-21 00:17:11 by christine
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Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: 'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.' Poof! .. God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.. After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river' Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: 'God,please give ...
AREN’T OLDER WOMEN GREAT?
Post Date: 2009-09-16 17:58:38 by richard9151
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AREN’T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 42 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 42 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT EVERY NIGHT I GOT TO SLEEP WITH A HOT 19 -YEAR-OLD GAL. NOW I HAVE A $500,000 HOME, A $45,000 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT NOW I'M SLEEPING WITH A 61-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS." MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND ME A HOT 19-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, ...
Kayne west at it again he just cant control himself
Post Date: 2009-09-16 14:23:09 by freepatriot32
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The anarchy of You Cant Take It with You
Post Date: 2009-09-14 19:25:22 by freepatriot32
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Even though the movie had plenty of lighthearted humor, it showed an independent family assaulted by the government after they stood up to big business interests. Its as if the movie was made yesterday.
Cat like taking bath (damnest thing I've ever seen)
Post Date: 2009-09-12 19:35:13 by F.A. Hayek Fan
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http://video.yahoo.com/network/100284668?v=5938681&l=3774740 Watch the whole thing. As time goes on he keeps his head under the water longer and longer. I've had cats my whole life and have never seen anything like this. Pretty wild.
Turtle's Conspiracist Fantasy
Post Date: 2009-09-12 10:50:24 by Turtle
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When the nurse brought Sam into the room and his mother first laid eyes on him, she (like many mothers), exclaimed, "Oh, he's beautiful!" The nurse, having dealt with a few hundred newborn infants (sequentially, not simultaneously), had a contrary view of his looks: she rated him one above the bottom, not necessarily for attractiveness, but for being odd-looking. The one below Sam, who had none below him, had preceded Sam by a few days, greeting the doctor and nurses with snarling and scratching. Outwardly the nurse smiled her professional nurse's smile, but inwardly she rolled her eyes upward and thought, "The poor kid looks like a mouse." Although, she did ...
Some new golf terms to use when you're out on the course...
Post Date: 2009-09-10 19:20:30 by farmfriend
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Some new golf terms to use when you're out on the course... A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't. A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another. A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand. A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water. A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed. An 'O.J.'- got away with one. A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver. A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver. A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good. A 'Brazilian' - shaved the hole. A 'Rush Limbaugh' - a little to the right. A 'Nancy ...
Men lose their minds speaking to pretty women [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2009-09-08 12:45:53 by christine
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Talking to an attractive woman really can make a man lose his mind, according to a new study. The research shows men who spend even a few minutes in the company of an attractive woman perform less well in tests designed to measure brain function than those who chat to someone they do not find attractive. Researchers who carried out the study, published in the Journal of Experimental and Social Psychology, think the reason may be that men use up so much of their brain function or 'cognitive resources' trying to impress beautiful women, they have little left for other tasks. The findings have implications for the performance of men who flirt with women in the workplace, or even exam ...
One More Reason (Again) Turtle Loves Pugs
Post Date: 2009-09-07 14:03:15 by Turtle
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One More Reason Turtle Loves Pugs
Post Date: 2009-09-06 14:56:17 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:The are the most comical of dogs and will learn the most undignified tricks to gain a treat.
We've Got Tonight
Post Date: 2009-09-05 23:54:27 by Lod
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Pa. man fires cannon, hits neighbor's house
Post Date: 2009-09-04 14:49:02 by Jethro Tull
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Pa. man fires cannon, hits neighbor's house
Fri Sep 4, 9:58 am ET
UNIONTOWN, Pa. – A Pennsylvania history buff who recreates firearms from old wars accidentally fired a 2-pound cannonball through the wall of his neighbor's home.
Fifty-four-year-old William Maser fired a cannonball Wednesday evening outside his home in Georges Township that ricocheted and hit a house 400 yards away.
The cannonball, about two inches in diameter, smashed through a window and a wall before landing in a closet. Authorities say nobody was hurt.
State police charged Maser with reckless endangerment, criminal mischief and disorderly conduct.
No one answered the phone Friday at Maser's home. He ...
Conspiracy Theorist Convinces Neil Armstrong Moon Landing Was Faked
Post Date: 2009-09-04 14:08:28 by X-15
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LEBANON, OHIO—Apollo 11 mission commander and famed astronaut Neil Armstrong shocked reporters at a press conference Monday, announcing he had been convinced that his historic first step on the moon was part of an elaborate hoax orchestrated by the United States government. According to Armstrong, he was forced to reconsider every single detail of the monumental journey after watching a few persuasive YouTube videos, and reading several blog posts on conspiracy theorist Ralph Coleman's website, OmissionControl.org. "It only took a few hastily written paragraphs published by this passionate denier of mankind's so-called 'greatest technological achievement' for me ...
Brown County Breakdown
Post Date: 2009-09-04 01:04:16 by Prefrontal Vortex
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Red State Update on Ted Kennedy & The Health Care Town Halls
Post Date: 2009-09-03 21:46:01 by abraxas
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Red State Update on Ted Kennedy & The Health Care Town Halls lol.....Barney Frank as Seargent Schultz. There's an image that sticks like duct tape. Sponsored by angry mob t-shirts.......hurry, order now.
Smooth Criminal on Violin
Post Date: 2009-09-01 21:33:27 by A K A Stone
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Whiskey Before Breakfast
Post Date: 2009-09-01 11:08:13 by Prefrontal Vortex
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A Story Turtle Wrote a Few Years Ago About Bush
Post Date: 2009-08-31 18:22:19 by Turtle
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His Most Royal Excellency George the 17th, from behind several square yards of polished walnut desk, squinted at his visitor as if he was a large bristly rat that had somehow found its way to the hard, straight-backed chair set in the middle of the room. Sroads Aurant sat silently under the gaze emanating from the two colorless, lopsided eyes, set too close together in an extraordinarily narrow head that reminded him of a cartoon where the mouse banged the cat's head between two cymbals. He tried to ignore the thought that in a few more generations the royal house would be so inbred they would de-evolve into pinheaded organ-grinders' monkeys, ones with a permanently puzzled look ...
Ted Kennedy III wants to follow in his drunk adulterous murderous fatass grandfather’s footsteps
Post Date: 2009-08-31 14:20:41 by Jethro Tull
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Sun 30 Aug 2009 13:06Ted Kennedy III wants to follow in his drunk adulterous murderous fatass grandfather57;s footstepsPosted by: MalcontentCategories: Stupidity Should Be Painful , All Posts No Comment Grandpa Teddy57;s Legacy (source) He was caught cheating at Harvard when he attended it. He was expelled twice, once for cheating on a test, and once for paying a classmate to cheat for him.While expelled, Kennedy enlisted in the Army, but mistakenly signed up for four years instead of two. Oops! The man can57;t count to four! His Father, Joseph P. Kennedy, former U.S. Ambassador to England (a step up from Bootlegging liquor into the US from Canada ...
Ron White on "Paying for the War" (Video)
Post Date: 2009-08-31 13:51:48 by Amandil
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Poster Comment:~ he may be a comedian, but his plan ain't bad ~*S
Another Reason Turtle Loves Pugs
Post Date: 2009-08-30 16:16:51 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Both my pugs would spin when food was coming.
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