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Australian Heat Wave - Pics of Koalas - awwww of the day
Post Date: 2009-07-12 12:14:37 by christine
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With temperatures above 115 ° Fahrenheit, koalas suddenly became much less fearful in Australia, even asking water from cyclists! In the following pictures, you can see a small koala that went in the back porch of a house to escape the Australian heat. The woman filled a bowl with cold water, and after drinking some of it, the koala entered the bowl to cool down. Always think of the animals when it's hot outside!
Fantasy
Post Date: 2009-07-11 20:48:29 by abraxas
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Hey, anybody remember this ol' tune.........somehow it seems appropriate these days. What do you think the tune of the day should be?
Turtle Gives Mickey the Pug Some Likker
Post Date: 2009-07-11 12:49:25 by Turtle
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Since Mickey the pug was beggging for some of my Mike's Hard Lemonade last night, I put a glug in his water bowl. He drank the whole thing enthusiastically, then fell asleep for nine hours. I will do this more often.
4um's server has a new motherboard
Post Date: 2009-07-10 17:45:35 by christine
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We're all fixed up now.
Police call rifle 'suspicious'
Post Date: 2009-07-09 13:20:06 by Jethro Tull
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Police call rifle 'suspicious' Boy found weapon in stream in Harris Twp. Sara Ganim- sganim@centredaily.com State College police are calling the rusty rifle found by an 8-year-old in Harris Township on Sunday "suspicious." An 8-year-old boy discovered this modified rifle while playing in a stream near the 800 block of Ashwood Lane in Harris Township. State College police Capt. Dana Leonard said the barrel of the .32-caliber Marlin 3365 was sawed off and shortened and the stock was altered to be more like a pistol grip. Altering a rifle like that is illegal in Pennsylvania, Leonard said. He said the serial number was also obliterated — although it’s not ...
Oh dear God.....TFLN (texts from last night)
Post Date: 2009-07-08 15:25:53 by gengis gandhi
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(216): My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand. (515): if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am (501): He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer. (262): Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin (506): Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh? (1-506): Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to (650): dude, i just saw a bobcat while ...
How are you honoring Michael Jackson today?
Post Date: 2009-07-07 12:21:23 by Jethro Tull
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An elderly couple walked into the lobby of the Mayo clinic
Post Date: 2009-07-05 18:13:26 by Jethro Tull
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spotted a piano, and started playing. They've been married 62 years. He will be 90 next month.
NORTH MEXICAN NATIONAL ANTHEM
Post Date: 2009-07-05 16:44:29 by X-15
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NORTH MEXICAN NATIONAL ANTHEM (to the tune of "God Bless The JewSA" by Lee Greenberg) Even though a wetback took the job I've worked at all my life Even though a dirty, smelly nigger Ran off with my wife Even though my daughter's got the clap Any my son says he's "gay" I'll never lift a finger 'Gainst the good old JewSA CHORUS: And I'm proud to live in North Mexico Where I'm the minority And I'll gladly suck ol' Hymie's sack And drink his kosher pee And I'll proudly cave your skull right in If you dare to disagree 'Cause I hate my race And ZOG's my god I worship my TV From the queers of Minnesota To the nigs of ...
Stuff Black People Don't Like
Post Date: 2009-07-04 18:51:16 by Turtle
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It is a well-known fact that Black people love to dance. Go to any night club,church, high school sporting event or any place Black people congregate and you will see Black people dancing. Black people love rhythm, displaying soul and harmony, being hip and showing off their incredible dance moves. Ask anyone who has ever viewed a step-team show on a college campus and seen the incredible discipline and choreographed maneuvers that Black people, and you will get an answer in the affirmative that Black people can dance. Most people know of the famous Florida A&M marching band, which gives off Clark Kent impression of being a normal band, but is actually the Superman of college bands, ...
Turtle's Favorite Band When He Was 16
Post Date: 2009-07-04 16:20:02 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:This song was playing at a party when I was 16, where I meet a girl who said, "So, you do want to out your car and..." This song is permanently etched on my Brain. She's probably perfectly round these days.
A Pug Tries to Pee on Turtle
Post Date: 2009-07-04 11:26:01 by Turtle
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I was sitting under a tree in a park yesterday, with Mickey the pug sitting next to me. And who comes by? Two women walking a pug. So, of ocurse, they walked over. and Mickey and their pug started playing. Their pug was so excited he lifted his leg and peed on Turtle just a bit before I got out of the way. One of the woman said he would pee on anything that was stationary, and Turtle was certainly stationary. For all that, a good time was had by all. First time I've ever been peed on by a dog.
'tube Gulf Coast of Florida
Post Date: 2009-07-03 21:09:25 by Jethro Tull
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Yay for Fido!
Post Date: 2009-07-02 21:44:32 by Turtle
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The year: 2084. The place: any city in the USA. Characters: Father, Daughter, Baby, Fido and a Few Shadowy Characters. Father parks his 1986 Yugo at a curb and exits the vehicle with Daughter, Baby, and Fido the Chihuahua. Police Officer (emerging from the shadows. He is a clone, as all the police are in 2084. He has a narrow head and squinty lop-sided eyes and bears strong resemblance to George Bush): Hold it right there! Father: What? What did I do? Officer: I have to search all of you and the car for a bomb! It's a new Global UN law passed this morning. Father: I haven't heard a thing about it. Officer: That's not my problem. I have a job to do and orders to follow. ...
Anyone Have A Killer Potato Salad Recipe?
Post Date: 2009-07-02 18:51:48 by Original_Intent
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Does anyone have a really good old fashioned Potato Salad Recipe? I thought of this because I am currently making a batch, and I keep trying different recipes to find one that I can fall in love with. I know I'm fickle but I prefer Dill Pickles - in the salad.
NJ man says bear mugged him for sandwich
Post Date: 2009-07-02 11:59:06 by Jethro Tull
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VERNON, N.J. -- - A northwestern New Jersey man says he was mugged in his driveway by a sandwich-craving bear. Henry Rouwendal says he was packing his car last Friday when he was hit from behind and knocked to the ground. He says the culprit was a black bear who took his Italian sandwich. Rouwendal says he kicked the bear in the snout and throat. He says the bruin made off with the bread, salami and other meats but left behind the lettuce, onions and tomatoes. Vernon Township police say it's the first time a bear has attacked a person in the rural community in more than 25 years. The state Environmental Protection Department so far has classified it as an "incident" and ...
Turtle Tries to Roll His Own
Post Date: 2009-07-01 07:02:00 by Turtle
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Yesterday I stopped at a little neighborhood convenience store to get a bottle of chocolate Yoo-Hoo (yummmm) and I noticed the store had a bowl of rolling papers on the counterm, for the roll-your-own-reefer crowd. I wondered what pipe tobacco would taste like rolled, so I bought a pack. Incidentally, there was a drunk, mauldlin woman in the store, hugging everyone, who just smiled at looked at the ceiling. The clerk asked me to show her where the popsicles were, because when she looked in the freezer she couldn't find them. so I got hugged, too. The things Turtle puts up with. When I got home I tried to roll a cigarette, more than once. Forget it. I failed every time. From now on ...
Spy low, Sell high
Post Date: 2009-06-30 21:45:57 by rack42
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The 2012 Pelosi GTxi SS/RT Sport Edition
Post Date: 2009-06-30 17:41:24 by abraxas
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LOL!!!!!!!!! I laughed so hard I had some tears rolling. The 2012 Pelosi GTxi SS/RT Sport Edition
Logic Paths
Post Date: 2009-06-29 06:29:05 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Turtle is part man, part turtle, and part dog. I mean god. Obviously, Turtle is beyond all logic! Never did like Spock, anyway. Always liked Scotty best.
Criminal Rothchilds
Post Date: 2009-06-28 15:30:59 by Clitora
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Why you never question a drunk
Post Date: 2009-06-27 20:32:08 by christine
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This lady said: “I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:” A half-gallon of 2% milk A carton of eggs A quart of orange juice A head of romaine lettuce A 2 lb. can of coffee 1 lb. package of bacon As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections ...
Video: Depleted Uranium Children Iraq
Post Date: 2009-06-27 20:18:58 by Clitora
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Hal Turners Message & Plea from Jail
Post Date: 2009-06-27 20:01:27 by Clitora
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archives.turnerradionetwo...ssage_from_Hal_Turner.mp3
BOB&TOM TV: "Paying For the War" - Ron White
Post Date: 2009-06-26 22:39:23 by Horse
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Poster Comment:This is a funny video expalining how we can pay for the war in Iraq, solve our immigrayion problems and end those wars in the Mideast.
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