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Sri Lanka arrests astrologer for gloomy predictions
Post Date: 2009-06-26 16:46:07 by Horse
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COLOMBO (AFP) — Sri Lankan police say they have arrested an astrologer after he predicted serious political and economic problems for the government of President Mahinda Rajapakse. Chandrasiri Bandara, who writes an astrology column for a pro-opposition weekly, was taken in on Thursday, police spokesman Ranjith Gunasekara said. "The CID (Criminal Investigations Department) is questioning the astrologer," Gunasekara said Friday, adding that they wanted to find out the "basis" for the prediction. The astrologer had predicted that a planetary change on October 8 will be inauspicious for parliament and the government may not be able to arrest rising living costs -- a ...
BOB&TOM TV: "Obama Man" by Greg Morton
Post Date: 2009-06-26 15:26:56 by Clitora
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Turtle Buys Some Firecrackers
Post Date: 2009-06-25 17:57:15 by Turtle
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Fireworks are legal in Missouri. Some places are open all year round, but near Illinois tents are put up, filled with fireworks, and sold to people from Illinois, where the only thing legal are sparklers. I stopped at one place and bought some Black Cat firecrackers. The guy there told me he used to run a temporary tent near Illinois, and they'd get drunks in at 3 am, who would set firecrackers off in the parking lot. He also said that blacks would come over, buy hundreds of dollars worth of fireworks, then go back to Illinois, piece them out, and sell them in the black areas. I also bought some bottle rockets.
One of Turtle's Gurls Compares Him to Satan
Post Date: 2009-06-25 16:40:10 by Turtle
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A woman I knew, who is a great fan of Les Miserables. told me, "You fit 'the Vice,' except for not being the most talented actor." She wrote this: The Vice -- Mischief, Iniquity, Avarice, etc. -- played by the most talented actor -- a central role -- high-spirited, funny, boastful, delightful -- open about hiding his true character from the other characters -- open to the audience -- soon began to steal the show from the supposed central character, Mankind Anyone can play "Spot the Devil" with these three easy questions: 1) Is the character fun--easily the most fun character out of the whole bunch? 2) Is he also clearly a villain? 3) Does the audience just ...
About Last night....
Post Date: 2009-06-25 13:38:08 by Clitora
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http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/207897
Monkey urinates on Zambian president
Post Date: 2009-06-25 10:28:41 by Jethro Tull
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A monkey urinated on Zambian President Rupiah Banda as he spoke to reporters outside his State House offices on Wednesday. "You have urinated on my jacket," a startled Banda told the monkey, one of many that makes their home in the trees outside his offices. "I will give this monkey for lunch to Mr Sata," he joked, referring to opposition leader Michael Sata, who Banda defeated in last year's elections. -Snip
The 7 Deadly Sins of Gilligan's Island
Post Date: 2009-06-25 07:28:15 by Turtle
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The Seven Deadly Sins of Gilligan's Island theory is quite simple. Each of the seven characters on the island represents each of the seven deadly sins. Now, this theory seems to fit upon initial inspection, there are technical difficulties when you get down to THE MAN himself, Gilligan. Run with me on this one . . . The Numbered Cast The Prof. 1. Most obvious is the Professor, who fits PRIDE to a T. Any man who can make a ham radio out of some wire and two coconuts has to be pretty cocky. His character was later revised and given a series of his own, called "MacGyver." Farm Grrl 2. For the sin of ENVY we need look no further than Maryann, who may have worn those skimpy ...
Mickey the Pug Catches a Bird and This Time Eats It
Post Date: 2009-06-25 07:16:21 by Turtle
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What an awful pug I have. This is the third bird he's caught. This time he crunched it and it was dead on the spot. So I let him eat it. He sat down, held it between his paws, and contentedly ate it feathers and all. Took about ten minutes. I keep forgetting dogs are carnivores and scavengers. Even pugs. Can't breed that stuff out, I guess.
Dave Starbuck Interviews Dean Warwick - Oct 2006 part 4
Post Date: 2009-06-25 04:51:34 by Clitora
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anti-terrorist effort planned for Saturday
Post Date: 2009-06-25 00:07:52 by Amandil
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Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, & to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife, & to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of ...
JFK - Shocking New Footage! Stabilized, filtered and in high definition: 05/12/2009 [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2009-06-24 18:28:52 by Clitora
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What the Economy Will do to Turtle
Post Date: 2009-06-24 18:19:33 by Turtle
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Breaking: Republican Gov busted for relationship *WITH A GIRL*!
Post Date: 2009-06-24 14:45:36 by Jethro Tull
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The Thumper from South Carolina was in Argentina WITH A GIRL!!!!! I suppose the FReeps are better with this then they were with Senator Wide Stance. Who said the Rs are dead?
Electric Drag racing: White Zombie
Post Date: 2009-06-24 12:04:56 by Clitora
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Flooded Kingdoms of the
Post Date: 2009-06-23 21:33:53 by Clitora
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Here is Graham Hancock's 3 part series "Flooded Kingdoms of the Ice Age", based off the research from the best selling book "Underworld". ="" age-="Age-" flooded="Flooded" height=344 ice="Ice" id="VideoPlayback" japan-part="Japan-part" kingdoms="Kingdoms" last="Last" of="of" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docid=-5846653816958373120&hl=en&fs=true" st*l*="width:400px;height:326px" the="the" width=425>
Fighting the New World Order: Information Revolution 2009 (new clips with dates)
Post Date: 2009-06-23 21:17:10 by Clitora
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Talking Dogs
Post Date: 2009-06-23 05:04:14 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Dogs will do anything for a treat.
Some Very, Very Old Rock 'n' Roll
Post Date: 2009-06-22 19:51:22 by Turtle
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Isreali-first Bushbot getting spanked (funny stuff)
Post Date: 2009-06-22 13:54:27 by F.A. Hayek Fan
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I was perusing LP and came across a funny thread in which some guy named "Overthrow the 2-party fraud" is spanking an Israeli-first Bushbot named "Take no prisoners" who is sideing with Israel over the U.S. in the USS Liberty incident. What I find funny about the posts is that this "overboard" guy is calling "Take no prisoners" a "blame America shitbag." For those that remember, "blame America" is what the neocons and bushbots claim Ron Paul and others who criticize American foreign policy are doing. So basically, Take no prisoners is being hung upon his own petard. LOL! I find this hilarious. If "Overthrow the 2-party ...
The Mental Health of Turtle
Post Date: 2009-06-21 17:03:20 by Turtle
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The narcissistic (N) type is found in the writings of Horney [11,15] and others (Table 1). In our view, this is the equivalent of the "sanguine" character type described by the ancients. The important attributes of this type are: expansiveness but unaggressiveness, non-perfectionism, a tendency to flamboyant self-adornment, a natural attraction to the limelight, the gingival smile of recognition, and the florid narcissistic rage. In extreme forms this type appears as a self-anointed visionary, a proselytising evangelist or a messianic personality.
Poster Comment:Turtle consistently scores as "sanguine" on tests. Oops.
Fathers then and now
Post Date: 2009-06-21 10:50:20 by christine
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In 1900, fathers prayed their children would learn English. Today, fathers pray their children will speak English. In 1900, a father's horsepower meant his horses. Today, it's the size of his SUV. In 1900, if a father put a roof over his family's head, he was a success. Today, it takes a roof, deck, pool, and 4-car garage. And that's just the vacation home. In 1900, a father waited for the doctor to tell him when the baby arrived. Today, a father must wear a smock, know how to breathe, and make sure film is in the video camera. In 1900, fathers passed on clothing to their sons. Today, kids wouldn't touch Dad's clothes if they were sliding naked down ...
Turtle's Taxi Tales
Post Date: 2009-06-20 20:08:03 by Turtle
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The Booger Kid Years ago, when I drove a taxi, I used to pick up this five-year-old Special Ed boy. He was the most handsome kid I had ever seen in my life, like Errol Flynn handsome, only five and a little slow. When people saw him they'd get big smiles on their faces and say, "Is he yours?" For some bizarre reason, his mother was a catastrophe. Imagine Betty Friedan giving birth to Brad Pitt. It just boggles the mind. He was a funny kid, but whenever I turned away from him he'd rip a booger out of his nose and put it on the passenger window. He was an expert and did it in one second. No matter how many times I yelled at him (how could I tell his mother something like ...
Things Turtle Saw Driving a Taxi
Post Date: 2009-06-20 09:53:43 by Turtle
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I drove a taxi for five yeats. I was only going to do it for a few months, but the money was so good and the rides so fascinating I just stayed. I once picked up an olde guy, maybe 75, from the hospital. He asked me if he could smoke, I said sure, I don't care. He lighted a cigarette, took a long drag, then informed me the doc had just told him he had lung cancer, but he was going to hang around so he could "torment the old lady,: I couldn't help it, I burst out laughing. Lung cancer and was not going to stop smoking. I was reminde of this when an ex-girlfriend recently told me one of her friends was just diagnosed with lung cancer -- after chain-smoking for 30 years -- and ...
Republic Broadcasting now has an advertisement for trips to Israel [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2009-06-20 01:11:40 by Itistoolate
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Turtle Smashes Out the Back Window of his Van
Post Date: 2009-06-19 15:22:33 by Turtle
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I have a '99 Ford Windstar van I bought for $2000. when I closed the back door this morning, the whole window shattered. Got old, I guess. So i bought a plastic sheet and Gorilla-glued it, then trimmed it. Darn if I replace the back window on a $2000 van. Besides, a friend called and told me passed their Cash for Clunkers program. HJe's trading in his '91 Park Avenue, the one with a blown engine, and is getting $4500 for it. Then the dealer is giving him another $4000 on a brand-new, small Ford truck. He's getting it for $8000. I think I am going to trade in my $2000 van, get $4500 for it, then see if I can get a brand-new Chevy S-10 pickup for $8000.
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