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Turtle's Favorite Drink
Post Date: 2009-06-19 15:04:22 by Turtle
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I love this stuff. It's the drink of Gentlemen and Barbarians.
Turtle is Called "a Gentleman and a Barbarian"
Post Date: 2009-06-18 20:35:38 by Turtle
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A well-known science-fiction writer I know, who will remain nameless, told me that I was "a gentleman and a barbarian, but you already knew that." I never thought it that way, but he's right. I told him it came from reading all of Edgar Rice Burroughs' books when I was 11 and 12. Or maybe it's because I'm descended from all those brutish Scots-Irish Borderers.
Are Women Born This Way?
Post Date: 2009-06-18 19:33:45 by christine
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Bear hunting in Alaska....
Post Date: 2009-06-18 19:21:32 by X-15
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The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, an 'Obama' cap and a 'Save the Trees' t-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically and thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly. As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers with 'Go Sarah' t-Shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from ...
Two Crocodiles
Post Date: 2009-06-17 22:07:13 by Flintlock
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Two Crocodiles Were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how You can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age; we were the same size As kids. I just don't get it." "Well," said the big Croc, "what have you been eating?" "Politicians, same as you," replied the small Croc. "Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?" "Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol." "Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?" "Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock The car door. Then I ...
An interesting quiz.....
Post Date: 2009-06-17 16:41:35 by richard9151
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An interesting quiz...... Q. What do you call someone who speaks 4 languages? A. Quadlingual. Q. What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? A. Trilingual Q. What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages? A. Bilingual Q. What do you call someone who only speaks one language? A. An American
"Bad Time (to be in Love)" - Grand Funk
Post Date: 2009-06-17 14:34:03 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:About the only song of theirs that I really liked.
Fashion world honors new stars Rodarte — and (Michelle) Obama
Post Date: 2009-06-16 14:02:38 by Jethro Tull
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NEW YORK – The fashion industry made it clear at its annual awards ceremony Monday night that it's looking to future stars to see it past the doldrums of the recession, shunning longtime favorites and honoring a largely new guard: Rodarte, Proenza Schouler, Alexander Wang — and Michelle Obama.-Snip
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Mickey, Bad, Bad Pug, Runs Off Again
Post Date: 2009-06-16 07:45:08 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:I took Mickey the pug outside yesterday morning to potty. Still dim out, sky barely lightening. Turns out there was a stray black cat next to the house, which I did not see, but Mickey sure did. Zoom, he takes off after the cat, which flees. By the time I made it around the house, both were gone. I walked around the block looking for him, but when I got back he was waiting in the back yard. Maybe he learned from the last time that staying out all night meant no food or water the whole time. I didn't think had enough sense to find his way home.
Why America's Economy Fell Off the Cliff
Post Date: 2009-06-15 22:39:35 by christine
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John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG ) He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA) After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA ) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA ) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia ) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN ...
Curly Fights the Clam
Post Date: 2009-06-14 08:49:39 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:*Whew* This is funny stuff, I never get tired of it.
Fred and Larry get married in California
Post Date: 2009-06-13 23:54:38 by farmfriend
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Fred and Larry get married in California . They couldn't afford a honeymoon. So, they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's house for their first married night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Larry are up yet. She replies, 'No'. Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?' His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school.' Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Fred and Larry up yet?' She replies, 'No.' Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?' His mom ...
Are You Gay???
Post Date: 2009-06-13 17:16:31 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:What a bubblehead.
"Ten Rounds with Jose Cuervo" - Tracy Byrd
Post Date: 2009-06-12 08:19:09 by Turtle
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My Favorite movie
Post Date: 2009-06-11 23:15:03 by Clitora
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http://www.movshare.net/video/6psnyy9i3zyhh
Turtle, Once Again, Mesmerizes a Woman
Post Date: 2009-06-11 20:35:39 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:I charmed a woman into playing her guitar and singing this song for me.
Cynicom's Dentures
Post Date: 2009-06-11 16:22:53 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:I'll even pay for them.
Christine's Favorite Toy
Post Date: 2009-06-11 08:06:53 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:I'll spring for the lightbulb.
Turtle's Pug Finally Eats a Bird
Post Date: 2009-06-11 07:58:50 by Turtle
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I was standing in the back yard yesterday letting Mickey go potty, when I noticed he had found something on the ground. He was trying to eat it. When I walked over, it was a dead bird. Before I could do anything, he ran away and ate it. He found a live one in a bush last week, and tried to eat it, but I got it away. He finally got to do what he wanted.
Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals for America after Visiting Denny's
Post Date: 2009-06-10 23:52:12 by Elliott Jackalope
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Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals for America after Visiting Denny's... Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's
(Pic) Beauty and the Beast
Post Date: 2009-06-08 10:24:37 by Jethro Tull
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I realize I'm well past my Hate Crime quota for the month, but holy shit, she's a beast.
Mickey the Pug Gets Lost and Found
Post Date: 2009-06-08 07:51:24 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:I realized last night I couldn't find Mickey the pug in the house. I realized he must have pushed the back screen door open and run out. Pugs are very stupid and do not understand how to come home. They also don't understand cars. I walked around looking for him but could not find him. This morning I went out at five, knowing he couldn't be more than a block away. Pugs have no endurance. My neighbor in the next block, who was sitting on his porch at five in the morning smoking a cigarette (he does this all the time), said, "Hey, you want a pug?" Sure enough, it was Mickey. The guy had fed him, "and fed him, and fed him, and he just kept ...
Turtle Island Party Cove
Post Date: 2009-06-07 21:03:02 by Turtle
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Cove is the popular name given for Anderson Cove, a cove in Lake of the Ozarks in Missouri that according to the New York Times is the “oldest established permanent floating bacchanal in the country.” [1] Various places in the lake have received the name since the 1960s but the informal event has been pushed out by private owners until since 1996 when it moved to Anderson Hollow Cove within the confines of Lake of the Ozarks State Park at the 4 mile marker of the Grand Glaize Arm of the lakes a mile south of the Grand Glaize Bridge. The cove itself is about a mile long and 200 yards wide. On summer weekends as many 3,000 pleasure boats with around 8,000 aboard gather in the ...
Top 60 Ghetto Black Names
Post Date: 2009-06-07 19:16:29 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:I couldn't say those names that fast and accurately if you promised me a thousand dollars.
Jon Anderson & Vangelis - Deborah
Post Date: 2009-06-06 19:26:07 by James Deffenbach
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Poster Comment:I posted Deborah before but that was a different video. This one is nice too.
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