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The Best Singalong Drinking Song Ever
Post Date: 2009-05-12 17:52:37 by Turtle
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The Real American Dream
Post Date: 2009-05-12 08:03:36 by Turtle
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I don't know why people speak so highly of dreams all the time: e.g., the American Dream, "I have a dream," Dreams from My Father, etc. If my dreams are representative, then the real American Dream is that you're in the classroom for your final exam but you haven't attended a class or opened the book all semester, and for some reason you're wearing your pajamas, and you really have to go to the bathroom.
Poster Comment:The only nightmare that I consistently is that it is the last day of high school, I have to take a test or I will not graduate, I can't find the classroom, I don't know the material, they're not speaking English, and I have to take all ...
LOLpugs
Post Date: 2009-05-10 18:56:44 by Turtle
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Man Gets Probation After Threesome with Two Blowup Dolls
Post Date: 2009-05-09 09:58:40 by Turtle
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Cape Coral police arrested George Bartusek, 51, who was parked in a Publix parking lot and having what appeared to be a menage a trois with two blowup dolls in his car. My favorite line is the one in which Bartusek told police that he was parked there because he was going to the nearby Target to buy his dolls some clothes. Apparently, their barely-attired state was too much for him, and he never made it inside the store. To air is human, to forgive — devine Bartusek pleaded “no contest” and was sentenced to six months probation. Here’s a video of his court appearance, along with some commentary from Publix shoppers.
Poster Comment:Some of those dolls are ...
VINCE GILL "IF YOU EVER HAVE FOREVER IN MIND"
Post Date: 2009-05-09 01:49:29 by HOUNDDAWG
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This video knocks me out. It's also a great example of why Vince Gill is the high priest of country music. Vince Gill - If You Ever Have Forever In MindUploaded by UniversalMusicGroup - Explore other music videos.
Amon Amarth - "Cry of the Black Birds"
Post Date: 2009-05-08 19:12:39 by Deasy
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Raise your swords up high!
See the black birds fly!
Let them hear your rage!
Show no fear!
Attack!
Charge your horses across the fields
Together we ride into destiny
Have no fear of death, when its our time
Oden will bring us home, when we die!
The ground trembles under us
As we make our thunder charge
The pounding hooves spread panic and fear into their hearts
Our helmets shine in the sun as we near their wall of shields
Some of them turn and run
When they hear our frenzied screams!
Draw your swords to strike!
Hear the Black Birds cry!
Let them feel your hate!
Show no fear!
Charge your horses across the fields
Together we ride into ...
"Diana" - Bobby Rydell
Post Date: 2009-05-08 08:44:37 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:I've never heard this song before, but I'm sure this is really Diana's favorite song.
Evil Pug: the Movie
Post Date: 2009-05-05 19:10:46 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:This has some pretty funny parts.
Subject: Woodstock Translation
Post Date: 2009-05-05 13:09:35 by Jethro Tull
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TURN ME ON HEREFinally, after 40 years, someone has opened the vault and revealed the answer to a question that has clawed at our brains since the 1969 Woodstock album was released: What the hell were the lyrics to Joe Cocker's version of 'A Little Help From My Friends'? He was so wigged-out and loopy on a multitude of drugs, no one has been able to understand his jarbled, mush-mouth version....until now! Click link below for the lyrics . . FINALLY IT'S CRYSTAL CLEAR!
Turtle's Life as a Gigolo
Post Date: 2009-05-05 07:59:21 by Turtle
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Turtle as Pooka
Post Date: 2009-05-04 06:34:05 by Turtle
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The Púca (Old Irish), (also Pwwka, Pooka, Puka, Phouka, Púka, Pwca in Welsh, Bucca in Cornish, pouque in Dgèrnésiais, also Glashtyn, Gruagach) is a creature of Celtic folklore, notably in Ireland, the West of Scotland and Wales. It is one of the myriad of fairy (faery) folk, and, like many faery folk, is both respected and feared by those who believe in it. Contents Morphology and physiology According to legend, the púca is an adroit shape changer, capable of assuming a variety of terrifying forms. It may appear as a horse, rabbit, goat, goblin, or dog. No matter what form the púca takes, its fur is almost always dark. It most commonly takes the ...
One of the finest videos ever
Post Date: 2009-05-03 19:08:26 by HOUNDDAWG
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Glenn Frey. What a voice. And the harmonies, tasty guitar solo, keyboards, real live strings, Don Henley's metronome-accurate percussion.
Marry an Ugly Millionaire Online Dating Agency
Post Date: 2009-05-03 14:21:40 by Horse
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Ugly Millionaire Women Seeking Men. Guys find love, romance and wealth online! Our dating agency has done all the work for you! No need to go out searching for love. Now for the first time, from the comfort of your own home, you can find the perfect partner with a few clicks of the mouse. Search through the lovely ladies below and choose your Miss World. Click on their picture to see a full profile of the lovely. (Remember beauty is only skin deep - money is much, much deeper.) Then simply fill in the application form and soon you could be happily married and exceptionally rich. (Fast cars and summer houses are but two of the benefits!) Join the millionaire club now!! You know it makes ...
We Can't Hide It Anymore
Post Date: 2009-05-02 10:37:22 by James Deffenbach
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Larry Santos (born 2 June 1941, Oneonta, New York) is an American singer-songwriter. He wrote tunes for several American pop bands in the 1960s, including the 1963 hit "Candy Girl" for The Four Seasons. In the mid-Sixties, he recorded a few singles as part of a group called The Madisons, as well as under his own name. Santos' music falls into the genre of blue-eyed soul; he released three albums in the 1970s and scored one pop hit single, "We Can't Hide it Anymore", which peaked at #36 in the U.S. Billboard Hot 100 chart in 1976.
Are The Good Times Really Over For Good - Merle Haggard
Post Date: 2009-05-02 01:03:19 by christine
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I wish a buck was still silver
It was back when the country was strong
Back before Elvis
An before Viet Nam war came along
Before the Beatles and 'Yesterday'
When a man could still work, still would
Is the best of the free life behind us now?
And are the good times really over for good?
An are we rollin' down hill
Like a snowball headed for hell?
With no kind of chance for the flag
Or the Liberty Bell
I wish a Ford an a Chevy
Would still last ten years
Like they should
Is the best of the free life behind us now?
And are the good times really over for good?
I wish coke was still cola
And a joint was a bad place to be
An it was back before Nixon
Lied ...
The Greatest Song of All Time
Post Date: 2009-05-01 07:00:38 by Turtle
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Here's how we roll in Texas
Post Date: 2009-04-30 23:31:23 by X-15
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Poster Comment:GT40 + Doppler effect = pure sexxxinessss
White House aide's family likely has swine flu
Post Date: 2009-04-30 17:19:49 by Rotara
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WASHINGTON – A member of the U.S. delegation that helped prepare Energy Secretary Steven Chu's trip to Mexico City has demonstrated flu-like symptoms and his family members have tested probable for swine flu. White House spokesman Robert Gibbs said Thursday that three members of an aide's family are being tested to see if they have the same strain of swine flu that is threatening to become a pandemic. The aide worked in presidential advance, which is responsible for planning and preparing trips. Gibbs said that Secretary Chu has not experienced any symptoms. The spokesman also said that President Barack Obama also has had no symptoms of the virus and doctors see no need to ...
What's Going On?
Post Date: 2009-04-30 14:39:34 by James Deffenbach
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Poster Comment:One of my favorite artists of all times.
Hillbilly Hunter
Post Date: 2009-04-29 22:43:29 by James Deffenbach
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A Hillbilly went hunting one day in Georgia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like hillbillies. The game warden ordered the hillbilly to show his hunting license; the hillbilly pulled out a valid Georgia hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said,'This duck ain't from Georgia .This is a Tennessee duck.. You got a Tennessee huntin'license,boy?' The hillbilly reached in to his wallet and produced a Tennessee hunting license. The game warden looked at it, then ...
Turtles Don't Get the Flu so It is Okay to Kiss Them
Post Date: 2009-04-29 20:25:10 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Turtle is awaitin' his smooches. Women only.
Has anyone seen Richard90210?
Post Date: 2009-04-28 21:40:12 by Jethro Tull
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Poster Comment:Just asking.....
The Dead Cat Tale
Post Date: 2009-04-28 21:29:39 by James Deffenbach
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A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he had found a cat, but that it was dead. "How did you know the cat was dead?" his teacher asked. "Because I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move" the child replied innocently. "You did WHAT!!?? the teacher cried. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
Shii - The Wii For Woman
Post Date: 2009-04-28 15:39:01 by X-15
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Shirley Q Liquor is the new spokesperson for The Price Is Right
Post Date: 2009-04-26 23:07:37 by James Deffenbach
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