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Title: Man Gets Probation After Threesome with Two Blowup Dolls
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Published: May 9, 2009
Author: Internet
Post Date: 2009-05-09 09:58:40 by Turtle
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Cape Coral police arrested George Bartusek, 51, who was parked in a Publix parking lot and having what appeared to be a menage a trois with two blowup dolls in his car. My favorite line is the one in which Bartusek told police that he was parked there because he was going to the nearby Target to buy his dolls some clothes. Apparently, their barely-attired state was too much for him, and he never made it inside the store. To air is human, to forgive — devine Bartusek pleaded “no contest” and was sentenced to six months probation. Here’s a video of his court appearance, along with some commentary from Publix shoppers.
Poster Comment: Some of those dolls are extraordinarily life-like...hmmm....there is giving me an idea....I have to go to the local adult store real quick.
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#1. To: Turtle (#0)
actually it was just paris hilton and nicole richie, but no one could tell the difference.
if a people will not prosecute officials who subvert and violate the constitution, then the constitution has no authority over officials. Gengis Gandhi, Troubled Genius
Here Turtle, I'll save you some time and gas, and perhaps a trip to the pokey... Post some photos. Abandon your pneumatic shame. Dare to love a blow-up doll, Turtle.
#2. To: , *Humor-Weird News* (#0)
but the sheiks would shriek and the barons would bellow if hemp was made legal...and people became mellow
#3. To: Turtle (#0)
Some of those dolls are extraordinarily life-like...hmmm....there is giving me an idea....I have to go to the local adult store real quick.
"The real deal is this: the ‘royalty’ controlling the court, the ones with the power, the ones with the ability to make a difference, with the ability to change our course, the ones who will live in infamy if we pass the tipping points, are the captains of industry, CEOs in fossil fuel companies such as EXXON/Mobil, automobile manufacturers, utilities, all of the leaders who have placed short-term profit above the fate of the planet and the well-being of our children." - James Hansen
#4. To: Turtle (#0)
Some of those dolls are extraordinarily life-like...hmmm....there is giving me an idea....I have to go to the local adult store real quick.
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