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Title: Turtle's New Cell Phone Holder
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Published: May 23, 2009
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2009-05-23 12:03:15 by Turtle
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Views: 243
Comments: 10
I lost my cell phone holder, so I bought another one, which cost $10. I made a free one out of a box of Camel cigarettes and glued it to my dashboard with Gorilla glue. Works just fine.
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#1. To: Turtle (#0)
You have way too much time on your hands; not just time to report on such an inconsequential aspect of your own personal life but also wasting time on an inferior and inconsequential device as a "cell phone holder." You see most of us use blue tooth technology. We have evolved beyond Turtle's hard shell cradles of inadequacy. In fact, I can't even find my physical cell phone anymore and regard it as meaningless. I connect to it anyway using new methods of technology so as to not have to fondle a blackberry as a side hip or desk mount device.
Hands free devices are great, aren't they buck? Leaves both hands free for a "balanced diet" of a fifth of liquor in each hand.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Since the drunken ne'er-do-well in on permanent bozo, I have no idea what he wrote. Not that I care.
Well, not that you care (and I don't blame you), but here is what he said: You have way too much time on your hands; not just time to report on such an inconsequential aspect of your own personal life but also wasting time on an inferior and inconsequential device as a "cell phone holder." You see most of us use blue tooth technology. We have evolved beyond Turtle's hard shell cradles of inadequacy. In fact, I can't even find my physical cell phone anymore and regard it as meaningless. I connect to it anyway using new methods of technology so as to not have to fondle a blackberry as a side hip or desk mount device.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Isn't that the thing people wear in their ear all day? Seems to me they're looking for brain cancer, after a decade or so wearing it. I'll stay with my cell phone, which in my van I keep in my Camel holder and not on my person. And certainly not near my head. Some people have no sense of humor. I find theirs to be a pitiful life.
I welcome your humor. Sometimes it makes my day.
Your assumptions are genuinely awesome and carefully crafted for a singular issue that is not understood by myself or anyone I know. I want to be the first to say thank you. Your gracious considerations for being a simple member of your chit-chat forum has me reconsidering the wealth of friends everywhere.
Assumptions based on reams of posts in which you use many of the same words and phrases and a particular writing style. You're easy to spot, buckeroo. And I may be "simple" but you couldn't fool me.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. I don't fool anyone. But I must admit that was a funny post on your part for #2, above. I am still slapping my knees.
Turtle in mortal combat with a boot. My money is on the boot...
#2. To: grace_is_by_our_lord (#1)
Lord Acton
#3. To: James Deffenbach (#2)
Dancing Turtles and Bouncing Boobs
...that's Turtle Island.
#4. To: Turtle (#3)
Lord Acton
#5. To: James Deffenbach (#4)
Bluetooth
Dancing Turtles and Bouncing Boobs...that's Turtle Island.
#6. To: Turtle (#5)
#7. To: James Deffenbach (#2)
#8. To: grace_is_by_our_lord (#7)
Your assumptions are genuinely awesome
Lord Acton
#9. To: James Deffenbach (#8)
#10. To: Turtle (#5)
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