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Title: The Electorette
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Published: Jun 6, 2009
Author: YouTube
Post Date: 2009-06-06 17:45:47 by Turtle
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Views: 333
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#1. To: Cynicom, James Deffenbach, tom007 (#0)
I almost got her to pose for Playboy. I know you're all envious, as you should be.
Turtle... NO WAISTE........next.
She is very pretty. And she seems nice. But no, I am not envious.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. She used to be a model, but at 5'2" 15 pounds will eradicate the waist. I'll bet it happened after she got married. Yes, you are to envious. Everyone envies Turtle.
Not true. Turtle lives in his own fantasy world.
Turtle knows some granny women in the Ozarks who will lay a hex on you and start your toenails growing backward. You mess with Turtle.
Only in your flights of fancy or fantasies. No one envies you 'cause you have Big Bertha. Everyone is afraid that she will give you the big splash and there will be no more Turtle, only a spot where he used to be. ahaha.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. You know, after I posted that you tube video that had that shot of Turtle's #1 "gurl" in it, it looks like he would slink away and lick his wounds. But nooooooo, still regaling us with wild tales about "wimmin" he ain't never been with and ain't gonna be with.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Dancing Turtles and Bouncing Boobs
...that's Turtle Island.
#2. To: Turtle (#1)
#3. To: Turtle (#1)
Lord Acton
#4. To: Cynicom, James Deffenbach (#2)
Dancing Turtles and Bouncing Boobs...that's Turtle Island.
#5. To: Turtle, James Deffenbach (#4)
Yes, you are to envious. Everyone envies Turtle.
#6. To: Cynicom (#5)
Turtle lives in his own fantasy world.
Dancing Turtles and Bouncing Boobs...that's Turtle Island.
#7. To: Turtle (#4)
Everyone envies Turtle.
Lord Acton
#8. To: Cynicom, Turtle (#5)
Turtle lives in his own fantasy world.
Lord Acton
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