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Title: Turtle, Once Again, Mesmerizes a Woman
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Published: Jun 11, 2009
Author: YouTube
Post Date: 2009-06-11 20:35:39 by Turtle
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#1. To: Cynicom, Critter, James Deffenbach, tom007 (#0)
You all should be so lucky.
This is what passes for a woman in your world? 
Dancing Turtles and Bouncing Boobs
...that's Turtle Island.
#2. To: Turtle (#0)
I charmed a woman into playing her guitar and singing this song for me.
This guy may be prowling 4um: |
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#3. To: Critter (#2)
She of course changed the lyrics a bit. She was surprisingly talented. And she just loves that song.
Dancing Turtles and Bouncing Boobs...that's Turtle Island.
#4. To: Turtle (#3)
Didn't I tell you to quit doing that? Bad Turtle! You're going to get caught someday... and we'll all miss you here.
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#5. To: Elliott Jackalope (#4)
Turtle uses the Magic Wand. Harry Potter should be so lucky,
Didn't I tell you to quit doing that? Bad Turtle! You're going to get caught someday... and we'll all miss you here.
Dancing Turtles and Bouncing Boobs...that's Turtle Island.
#6. To: Turtle (#0)
Turt - just brutal. 1:29 did me in. Come'on.
#7. To: Turtle (#0)
Did the Ozark dentures help landing this "Lady"?
"Satan / Cheney in "08" 
#8. To: Turtle (#5)
No offense, but you are aware that women and men are naturally attracted. They call it hormones. And chicken fried suks. This song is best.
#9. To: Clitora (#8)
And chicken fried suks. This song is best. Turtle has the ability to mesmerize women who don't even like him. Both are good songs. Poor child, you must lack Southern genes. So sad.
No offense, but you are aware that women and men are naturally attracted. They call it hormones.
Dancing Turtles and Bouncing Boobs...that's Turtle Island.
#10. To: Turtle (#9)
I have rebel flags imprinted on my blood cells. And from where I come from, talking about how good you are with the ladies, usually proves the reverse. It is not genteel to talk about stuff like that. So, we know what kind of genes you have.
Poor child, you must lack Southern genes. So sad.
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