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Title: Turtle Messes With The Wrong Girl
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Published: Jun 15, 2009
Author: a madman
Post Date: 2009-06-15 19:57:04 by tom007
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Comments: 13

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#1. To: tom007 (#0)

Damn! She already got his shell off!!!!

Refinersfire  posted on  2009-06-15   19:59:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Turtle is not Asian.

Dancing Turtles and Bouncing Boobs...that's Turtle Island.

Turtle  posted on  2009-06-15   20:12:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

We all make mistakes.

"Satan / Cheney in "08"

tom007  posted on  2009-06-15   20:44:32 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

We all make mistakes.

No Asian has organs anywhere near as large as Turtle's Organs

Dancing Turtles and Bouncing Boobs...that's Turtle Island.

Turtle  posted on  2009-06-15   20:57:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Too bad about your liver.

"Satan / Cheney in "08"

tom007  posted on  2009-06-15   21:03:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Too bad about your liver.

In college a bunch of student nurses were using me for a guinea pig and the teacher was thumping around on my torso and told me, "You have a very large liver."

She also told me I very deep ear canals.

I forget what else she said.

Dancing Turtles and Bouncing Boobs...that's Turtle Island.

Turtle  posted on  2009-06-15   21:07:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Too bad about your liver.

LOL!

http://www.samuelcraven.com/work/susan-boyle-is-isis/

Clitora  posted on  2009-06-15   23:01:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Turtle Messes With The Wrong Girl

Turtle Messes

I'll buy that part. hehehehehehe

Cynicom  posted on  2009-06-15   23:04:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Yesterday I found a nasty looking and smelling turtle in my back yard.

I called the..Turtle Eradication Patrol...they came right out, thumped him good declared he was not even fit for soup, and dispatched him off to Turtle heaven and his 76 olde street walkers.

Cynicom  posted on  2009-06-15   23:07:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Still can't keep his eyes off Christine.

"Satan / Cheney in "08"

tom007  posted on  2009-06-15   23:38:44 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

Jethro Tull  posted on  2009-06-15   23:40:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Don't mess with Turtle.

"Satan / Cheney in "08"

tom007  posted on  2009-06-15   23:55:13 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Still messin' wid da Turtle, huh?

You're all gonna be sorry. Really, really sorry.

You just wait.

Dancing Turtles and Bouncing Boobs...that's Turtle Island.

Turtle  posted on  2009-06-16   7:12:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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