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Title: Turtle is Called "a Gentleman and a Barbarian"
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Published: Jun 18, 2009
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2009-06-18 20:35:38 by Turtle
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A well-known science-fiction writer I know, who will remain nameless, told me that I was "a gentleman and a barbarian, but you already knew that." I never thought it that way, but he's right. I told him it came from reading all of Edgar Rice Burroughs' books when I was 11 and 12. Or maybe it's because I'm descended from all those brutish Scots-Irish Borderers.
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#1. To: Turtle (#0)
Turtle is a submarine reptile and a menace, which all posters here can attest to.
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Great scene by Daniel Day-Lewis. When I saw that film with my wife, I said to her, "There's Bush." She got upset. I see things differently now. So does she. Bush was and is a twat. The Day-Lewis character is a man.
Join 2x4 Tuesdays & protect your RKBA. He really isn't all that amphibian/reptilian monster you have excited him about to be. Nope. He is much more. He a self-aggrandizing bull-shitter. Such ashame as he has no Internet etiquette or manners other than a mirror it wears in front of it's face 24/7/365 presenting itself as though anyone gives a damn.
No one on this board has any manners. Ceptin' maybe Cyni and chrissy. That includes me.
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You do not wear a cockle of your own mind wrapped upped in a looking glass reflecting upon your image time after time like Mr. turtle. You actually make sense on your posts and have capability to convince others about your viewpoint. Mr. turtle has no capability other its looking glass as it shines its hardback shell looking pretty for others.
I do hope that in "tongue in cheek" caustic sarcasm. If it is, right on. If for real, well now, even Turtle does have a some redeeming social value, trivial as it may be.
What do you think about "bouncing tits" on everyone of its posts?
Well, that is something I would not use, but then, I am rather olde, staid, stiff upper lipped, starched collar, puritanical etc etc. All of which is passe in the current age. As for Mr. Turtle, he has a habit of wearing on people after a fashion, you come to like him a little, regardless of his crass behavior. Some people do not realize that Turtle most of the time is HIDING something from public view. Turtle has a great intellect, matched by few here on the forum, he is intelligent, educated and awash in humor, a humor that he uses to poke sticks at many of us. When he wants to, he is a very good writer to boot.
I see your point. Very stimulating and intellectual threads. BTW, did you receive a high school diploma?
No, I did not. I did however successfully pass a class in proper and acceptable social manners. Given by a local University.
But, does he use Turtle Wax on his shell??
_________________________________________________________________________ What do you think about "bouncing tits" on everyone of its posts? Well that is a happy image at least to some. Maybe "bouncing fertility chest masses" would be less offensive, but that is not nearly as titillating.
"Satan / Cheney in "08" I see your point. It is genuinely reflected in his Turtle threads such as, Turtles doggies, Turtles trucks, Turtles babes, Turtles loves, Turtles philosophy, Turtles new chrome rims and Turtles lawnmower chores when the wife kicks his ass when the lawn is 20" high. Very stimulating and intellectual threads. BTW, did you receive a high school diploma? Ok I am laughing.
"Satan / Cheney in "08" You forgot that his pug ate a worm or something important like that.
"Satan / Cheney in "08" tom I cannot visualize life without Turtle. I like to smile, grin, snicker and laff, Turtle provides the stimulus. He may be insufferable, but...........
He does show quite a bit of true affection for Christine however. "Satan / Cheney in "08" Yeh, I think he got pissed at me once, considering the fulsome comments I have made that is really something. I did say I would wear a red cap wearing servant at the Turtle Beach resort, so that may have redeemed me a bit.
"Satan / Cheney in "08" Turtle loves gurls of all ages, sizes and shapes.
It's not natural, I tell you.
_________________________________________________________________________ Much more important, as then it allows the person to receive an education, the real one.
"Satan / Cheney in "08" My Father had one piece of sage advice for me..."Keep your mouth shut and your ears open and you...MIGHT...learn something" His only other admonition was..."Never belittle any person because that person knows something you do not know, or they can do something you cannot do". I found that out to be so true.
Here is the bigRat stealing Christine. "Satan / Cheney in "08" Or you can see what the fools say. And discard their errors.
"Satan / Cheney in "08" busted, buckeroo. you're the only one i've ever seen use upped.
The smooth criminal transition from Bush/Cheney to Obama
uhhhhhh...that made sense to you? ;)
The smooth criminal transition from Bush/Cheney to Obama
Gangs of New York...very good film.
The smooth criminal transition from Bush/Cheney to Obama
LOL!!!
The smooth criminal transition from Bush/Cheney to Obama
This idea has gone way to far. Either it is out of arrogance, ignorance or out right hostility.
Ok.. color me baffled,, but do posters "really" have an issue w/turtle?
Not for me. Sure, he's a bit full of himself, but he has a sense of humor and is generally inoffensive. Unlike SOME posters here who go out of their way to be confrontational, rude and obnoxious, Turtle is merely grandiose and beset with delusions of grandeur. But he shares them in rather entertaining ways, so what the heck. He's like the "local color" of 4um. All in all, we're better off with him than without him.
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#2. To: randge (#1)
a menace,
Dancing Turtles and Bouncing Boobs
...that's Turtle Island.
#3. To: Turtle (#2)
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#4. To: randge (#1)
Turtle is a submarine reptile and a menace, which all posters here can attest to.
#5. To: grace_is_by_our_lord (#4)
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#6. To: randge (#1)
(Edited)
Turtle is a submarine reptile and a menace, which all posters here can attest to.
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#7. To: randge (#5)
#8. To: grace_is_by_our_lord (#7)
Mr. turtle has no capability other its looking glass as it shines its hardback shell looking pretty for others.
#9. To: Cynicom (#8)
(Edited)
What do you think about "bouncing
tits boobs" on everyone of its posts? If for real, well now, even Turtle does have a some redeeming social value, trivial as it may be.
#10. To: grace_is_by_our_lord (#9)
What do you think about "bouncing tits" on everyone of its posts?
#11. To: Cynicom (#10)
Turtle has a great intellect
It is genuinely reflected in his Turtle threads such as, Turtles doggies, Turtles trucks, Turtles babes, Turtles loves, Turtles philosophy, Turtles new chrome rims and Turtles lawnmower chores when the wife kicks his ass when the lawn is 20" high.
#12. To: grace_is_by_our_lord (#11)
Very stimulating and intellectual threads. BTW, did you receive a high school diploma?
#13. To: grace_is_by_our_lord (#11)
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#14. To: grace_is_by_our_lord (#9)
n Turtle does have a some redeeming social value, trivial as it may be.
#15. To: grace_is_by_our_lord (#11)
urtle has a great intellect
#16. To: grace_is_by_our_lord (#11)
#17. To: tom007 (#15)
#18. To: X-15 (#13)
#19. To: Cynicom (#17)
He may be insufferable, but...........
#20. To: tom007 (#18)
#21. To: tom007 (#18)
...true affection for Christine...
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#22. To: Cynicom (#12)
I did however successfully pass a class in proper and acceptable social manners.
#23. To: tom007 (#22)
#24. To: Cynicom (#17)
#25. To: Cynicom (#23)
My Father had one piece of sage advice for me..."Keep your mouth shut and your ears open and you...MIGHT...learn something"
#26. To: grace_is_by_our_lord (#7)
wrapped upped
#27. To: Cynicom (#8)
Mr. turtle has no capability other its looking glass as it shines its hardback shell looking pretty for others.
#28. To: Turtle (#2)
#29. To: tom007 (#18)
#30. To: christine (#26)
#31. To: christine (#27)
#32. To: Refinersfire (#31)
 | Gold and silver are REAL money, paper is but a promise. |
#33. To: christine (#27) (Edited)
uhhhhhh...that made sense to you? ;) Mr. turtle has no talent other than he is a mirror, as he reflects rather than radiates, even his hardback shell looks pretty to some rubes. Is that better??????????????????????
Mr. turtle has no capability other its looking glass as it shines its hardback shell looking pretty for others.
#34. To: tom007 (#16)
He ate a bird, a dead bird. I was walking him, and he stuck his nose in a bush, and when he backed out he had a bird in his mouth. It was barely alive, and he tried to eat it, but I put it back in the bushes. A few days later, he found a dead one, and before I could do anything, he gulped it down, I told one of the many gurls I know about it, and she told me in New Zealand, where she went to college, if they find a wounded bird, they'll put it in the freezer and it just goes to sleep quickly. I told her I never thought about that. Americans usually just kill things quickly. When I was 15 I found a mouse in a trap in the house. He was still alive. So I took him outside and hit him with a board. It would have been easier just to put him in the fridge. When my first pug got sick I took him down by the roadroad tracks because I was going to shoot him. I figured since I raised him from a 10-week-old puppy, I owerd him that. But darn if I couldn't do it. So I took him to a vet and he gave him a shot. When I was 12 I found a kitten hit by a car. He had crawled to the side of the toad and meowed at me when I walked by. So I took him home but he didn't last the night. I would have put him in the fridge if I had thought about it.
You forgot that his pug ate a worm
Dancing Turtles...that's Turtle Island.
#35. To: Turtle (#34)
Don't do it. I tried that once with an injured racoon. Woke up the next morning to a dead coon and the kitchen covered in mayo, spaghetti and meatloaf.
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#36. To: randge (#35)
Sounds like he had a nice last meal!
Woke up the next morning to a dead coon and the kitchen covered in mayo, spaghetti and meatloaf.
Dancing Turtles...that's Turtle Island.
#37. To: Turtle (#36)
A consumation devoutly to be wished . . . . . . if you a 'coon.
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