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Title: Turtle Smashes Out the Back Window of his Van
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Published: Jun 19, 2009
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2009-06-19 15:22:33 by Turtle
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I have a '99 Ford Windstar van I bought for $2000. when I closed the back door this morning, the whole window shattered. Got old, I guess. So i bought a plastic sheet and Gorilla-glued it, then trimmed it. Darn if I replace the back window on a $2000 van. Besides, a friend called and told me passed their Cash for Clunkers program. HJe's trading in his '91 Park Avenue, the one with a blown engine, and is getting $4500 for it. Then the dealer is giving him another $4000 on a brand-new, small Ford truck. He's getting it for $8000. I think I am going to trade in my $2000 van, get $4500 for it, then see if I can get a brand-new Chevy S-10 pickup for $8000.
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#1. To: Turtle (#0)
Hold out for the 2010 Ford Shelby GT500KR Mustang, it'll knock 20 years off your stated age and the wimmens will follow you like lost puppies.
_________________________________________________________________________ I drive a Toyota Camray station wagon with 260,000+ miles on it.
Truck is better for camping.
A few days ago I got out of my van in a parking lot and noticed the brand-new car next to me read "Ford Shelby Mustang." I thught, "What?" and walked around it to see what it was. Yep, Ford Shelby Mustang. I'm not sure I want to know the price. I want a van or truck anyway. The chicks dig vans, especially red ones.
Turtle has a shell for that, he needs a hot rod for cruising around town.
_________________________________________________________________________ With shag carpet and heart-shaped pillows in back??
_________________________________________________________________________ Babe lair on wheels. Turtle has his mojo mojoing.
Even if you live in it? High school chicks maybe.
http://www.samuelcraven.com/work/susan-boyle-is-isis/
Hummm.. RF has a 1994 Chevy Astro Conversion Van.. and it's Maroon/Red.. Hummmm..
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#2. To: Turtle (#0)
"The hour is fast approaching, on which the Honor and Success of this army, and the safety of our bleeding Country depend. Remember officers and Soldiers, that you are Freemen, fighting for the blessings of Liberty - that slavery will be your portion, and that of your posterity, if you do not acquit yourselves like men."
--George Washington, General Orders, August 23, 1776
#3. To: X-15, Turtle (#1)
Hold out for the 2010 Ford Shelby GT500KR Mustang, it'll knock 20 years off your stated age and the wimmens will follow you like lost puppies.
"The hour is fast approaching, on which the Honor and Success of this army, and the safety of our bleeding Country depend. Remember officers and Soldiers, that you are Freemen, fighting for the blessings of Liberty - that slavery will be your portion, and that of your posterity, if you do not acquit yourselves like men."
--George Washington, General Orders, August 23, 1776
#4. To: X-15 (#1)
2010 Ford Shelby GT500KR Mustang,
Dancing Turtles...that's Turtle Island.
#5. To: farmfriend (#3)
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#6. To: Turtle (#4)
The chicks dig vans, especially red ones.
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941
#7. To: X-15 (#6)
With shag carpet and heart-shaped pillows in back??
Dancing Turtles...that's Turtle Island.
#8. To: Turtle (#4)
The chicks dig vans, especially red ones.
#9. To: Turtle (#4)
The chicks dig vans, especially red ones.
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