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Title: Things Turtle Saw Driving a Taxi
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Published: Jun 20, 2009
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2009-06-20 09:53:43 by Turtle
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I drove a taxi for five yeats. I was only going to do it for a few months, but the money was so good and the rides so fascinating I just stayed. I once picked up an olde guy, maybe 75, from the hospital. He asked me if he could smoke, I said sure, I don't care. He lighted a cigarette, took a long drag, then informed me the doc had just told him he had lung cancer, but he was going to hang around so he could "torment the old lady,: I couldn't help it, I burst out laughing. Lung cancer and was not going to stop smoking. I was reminde of this when an ex-girlfriend recently told me one of her friends was just diagnosed with lung cancer -- after chain-smoking for 30 years -- and she's Stage 4. She has no intention of quitting smoking, either. Tobaccy is one powerful drug.
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#1. To: Turtle (#0)
What you got against olde people??? I should report you for elder abuse. You monster you. Did you know that Indians also used tobaccy for hallucinogenic enemas?????? Now you do, tell people you learned that new trick from cyni. hehehehehehe
Oh, yeah? I once carried a Little Olde Lady up three flights of stairs in my arms because I took her home from the hospital and she couldn't walk. The things I used to do for olde people. They should all be lucky if everyone was like Turtle. I also worked for a year in a nursing home in college. My friends would stop by and were speechless at the things they saw in there. I'd rather have lung cancer than enema cancer. I'd rather lose a lung than any of the other parts. Turtle may not be too smart but he's got a big heart. So there, nyah, nyah, nyah.
You should go to a nursing home, hit on the olde chics. Get a girlfriend.
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I once picked up an olde guy, maybe 75,
#2. To: Cynicom (#1)
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Dancing Turtles...that's Turtle Island.
#3. To: Turtle (#2)
The things I used to do for olde people. They should all be lucky if everyone was like Turtle.
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