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Title: Fathers then and now
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Published: Jun 21, 2009
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Post Date: 2009-06-21 10:50:20 by christine
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In 1900, fathers prayed their children would learn English.

Today, fathers pray their children will speak English.


In 1900, a father's horsepower meant his horses.

Today, it's the size of his SUV.


In 1900, if a father put a roof over his family's head, he was a success.

Today, it takes a roof, deck, pool, and 4-car garage. And that's just the vacation home.


In 1900, a father waited for the doctor to tell him when the baby arrived.

Today, a father must wear a smock, know how to breathe, and make sure film is in the video camera.


In 1900, fathers passed on clothing to their sons.

Today, kids wouldn't touch Dad's clothes if they were sliding naked down an icicle.


In 1900, fathers could count on children to join the family business.

Today, fathers pray their kids will soon come home from college long enough to teach them how to work the computer and set the VCR.


In 1900, fathers pined for old country Romania, Italy, or Russia.

Today, fathers pine for old country Hank Williams.


In 1900, a father smoked a pipe.

If he tries that today, he gets sent outside after a lecture on lip cancer.


In 1900, fathers shook their children gently and whispered, "Wake up, it's time for school."

Today, kids shake their fathers violently at 4 a.m., shouting: "Wake up, it's time for hockey practice."


In 1900, a father came home from work to find his wife and children at the supper table.

Today, a father comes home to a note: "Jimmy's at baseball, Cindy's at gymnastics, I'm at adult-Ed, Pizza in fridge."


In 1900, fathers and sons would have heart-to-heart conversations while fishing in a stream.

Today, fathers pluck the headphones off their sons' ears and shout, "WHEN YOU HAVE A MINUTE.."


In 1900, a father gave a pencil box for Christmas, and the kid was all smiles.

Today, a father spends $800 at Toys 'R' Us, and the kid screams: "I wanted Sega!"


In 1900, if a father had breakfast in bed, it was eggs and bacon and ham and potatoes.

Today, it's Special K, soy milk, dry toast and a lecture on cholesterol.


In 1900, a Father's Day gift would be a hand tool.

Today, he'll get a digital organizer.


In 1900, fathers said, "A man's home is his castle."

Today, they say, "Welcome to the money pit."


In 1900, "a good day at the market" meant Father brought home feed for the horses.

Today, "a good day at the market" means Dad got in early on an IPO.


In 1900, a happy meal was when Father shared funny stories around the table.

Today, a happy meal is what Dad buys at McDonald's.


In 1900, a father was involved if he spanked the kid now and then.

Today, a father's involved only if he coaches Little League and organizes Boy Scouts and car pools.


In 1900, when fathers entered the room, children often rose to attention.

Today, kids glance up and grunt, "Dad, you're invading my space."


In 1900, fathers threatened their daughters suiters with shotguns if the girl came home late.

Today, fathers break the ice by saying, "So...how long have you had that earring?"


In 1900, fathers pined for the old school, which meant a one-room, red-brick building.

Today, fathers pine for the old school, which means Dr J and Mickey Mantle.


In 1900, fathers were never truly appreciated.

In 2009, fathers are never truly appreciated


Poster Comment:

This was written in 2001. It's even dated. VCR? Happy Father's Day, guys.

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#1. To: christine (#0)

In 1900, fathers were never truly appreciated.

In 2009, fathers are never truly appreciated

Christine...

Two things come to mind.

In the early 1900s, my Father and his brother were both fluent in French and English. Speaking both, a local business man called them, "furriners" and my Grandfather, being English, put a stop to the French half, which actually was a shame.

The second point, being appreciating a Father. In the 1930s, my Father was the only man I knew that railed and ranted against Roosevelt, calling him a lying SOB, endlessly.

I did not fully understand it but when war arrived, others changed their views, my Father did not.

Cynicom  posted on  2009-06-21   11:06:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Cynicom (#1)

In the 1930s, my Father was the only man I knew that railed and ranted against Roosevelt, calling him a lying SOB, endlessly.

obviously wise and intelligent man. you were blessed.

The smooth criminal transition from Bush/Cheney to Obama

christine  posted on  2009-06-21   11:33:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: christine (#0)

The older I get, the smarter my dad seems to me.

I think of, and appreciate my parents and all that they provided for my brother and me, in all ways.

Iran Truth Now!

Lod  posted on  2009-06-21   12:59:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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