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Title: Oklahoma City woman trades sex for case of chips
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URL Source: http://newsok.com/feed/box-of-chips ... custom_click=pod_headline_news
Published: Jun 24, 2009
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Post Date: 2009-06-24 17:52:41 by PSUSA
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A woman pleaded no contest last week to prostitution charges, accused of agreeing to be paid for services with a box of chips by a man who said he was a Frito-Lay employee. Featured Gallery According to the police report, undercover officers noticed Smith "trying to catch a date” by flashing her headlights at SE 33 and Robinson. Officers said they followed Smith’s car and found her with her blouse open and found a man in the passenger seat pulling his pants up. The man told police he was having marital problems and knew he could pick up a prostitute there. Smith told police the man told her he was looking for company but he didn’t have any money, so she agreed to be paid with a $30 case of Frito-Lay chips he had in the back of his car. When asked if she had ever been arrested for prostitution, Smith told police "Yes. Two or three times,” authorities said. Smith was arrested on complaints of prostitution and suspicion of driving with a suspended license. The man was not arrested.
Lahoma Sue Smith, 36, was ordered to pay a fine of $1,142 in municipal court from charges from a February arrest.
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#3. To: PSUSA (#0)
The stories I can tell from driving a taxi. I was once pumping gas when a black woman asked me for a nickel to buy a pack of cigarettes. I broke up laughing and gave her all the change in my pocked, maybe three dollars. She was so happy to get all that money she offered to service me. Actually, her exact words were, "Thank you! Thank you! Can I s**k your d**k?" By that time I was in stitches. She just kept repeating it and how much she wanted to, and I kept declining. Finally she took the hint and left. Anogther time one came up to me and asked, "Can I suck on you a while for a sandwich?" I gave her three dollars and told her to go away. They were better-looking than the one in picture, but not a whole lot. But for chips? Can't get much lower than that.
In my minds eye, I can just see it all unfold. LOL! I wonder what she would have offered for a $20? .
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#6. To: Turtle (#3)
"Thank you! Thank you! Can I s**k your d**k?"
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