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PRINCE OF POP DEAD AT 50; WORLD MOURNS
CHER CHANNELS MICHAEL JACKSON'S GHOST
ADORING FANS SEE JACKSON FLOATING ABOVE HOSPITAL AFTER DEATH
ORCA WINFREY DESCRIBES JACKSON AS A VICTIM OF HIS OWN GENIOUS
FANS BEAT CHESTS AS THE FATHER AND FRIEND PASSES
AUSTRALIAN GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN FOR A WEEK IN MEMORY OF MICHAEL JACKSON
10,000 US RADIO STATIONS WILL PLAY NOTHING BUT MICHAEL JACKSON RECORDS FOR A MONTH
OBAMA SAYS OF JACKSON: HE WAS A LIKE A BROTHER TO ME; DESIGNATES AMERICAN FLAGS TO BE FLOWN AT HALF MAST DURING JULY
QUEEN ELIZABETH WEPT AS NEWS OF MICHAEL JACKSON HITS GREAT BRITAIN
Ahmadinejad calls Obama Uncle Tom; Threatens Nuclear War
North Korea Launches ICBM Which Crashes In Tokyo; Thousands Feared Dead
Israel Admits Brainwashing Americans For Years; Hollywood Part of Mossad Psyops Operation
Obama Outlaws Guns By Executive Order
Farrah Fawcett Dead After Long Battle With Cancer
Near Earth Object Changes Direction 90 Degrees On Collision Course With Earth
Obama Shuts Down Blogs By Executive Order; Cites "Courtesy" Concerns
Air France Black Boxes Found
Breathing Outlawed By Obama; Cites CO2 Concerns
Aliens Land On White House Lawn; Cite Digital TV Interference