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Title: FAUXNEWS ALERT! BREAKING!!!
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Published: Jun 26, 2009
Author: FAUXY
Post Date: 2009-06-26 04:19:31 by IndieTX
Keywords: None
Views: 339
Comments: 5

FAUX NEWS. ONLY THE NEWS WE WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT

NATIONAL

PRINCE OF POP DEAD AT 50; WORLD MOURNS

CHER CHANNELS MICHAEL JACKSON'S GHOST

ADORING FANS SEE JACKSON FLOATING ABOVE HOSPITAL AFTER DEATH

ORCA WINFREY DESCRIBES JACKSON AS A VICTIM OF HIS OWN GENIOUS

FANS BEAT CHESTS AS THE FATHER AND FRIEND PASSES

AUSTRALIAN GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN FOR A WEEK IN MEMORY OF MICHAEL JACKSON

10,000 US RADIO STATIONS WILL PLAY NOTHING BUT MICHAEL JACKSON RECORDS FOR A MONTH

OBAMA SAYS OF JACKSON: HE WAS A LIKE A BROTHER TO ME; DESIGNATES AMERICAN FLAGS TO BE FLOWN AT HALF MAST DURING JULY

QUEEN ELIZABETH WEPT AS NEWS OF MICHAEL JACKSON HITS GREAT BRITAIN

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Aliens Land On White House Lawn; Cite Digital TV Interference

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#1. To: IndieTX (#0)

Main Entry:faux Pronunciation:
Function:
adjective
Etymology:
French, false
Date:

1975

HAPPY2BME-4UM  posted on  2009-06-26   5:15:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: IndieTX, *Humor-Weird News* (#0)

but the sheiks would shriek and the barons would bellow if hemp was made legal...and people became mellow

freepatriot32  posted on  2009-06-26   10:07:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: IndieTX (#0)

Aliens Land On White House Lawn; Cite Digital TV Interference

Hahahaha


"If I were going to construct a God I would furnish him with some ways and qualities and characteristics which the Present One lacks... He would spend some of His eternities in trying to forgive Himself for making man unhappy when He could have made him happy with the same effort and He would spend the rest of them in studying astronomy." ~ Mark Twain

wudidiz  posted on  2009-06-26   10:15:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: wudidiz (#3)

Aliens Land On White House Lawn; Cite Digital TV Interference

Hahahaha

At least someone appreciated the headlines as well as the point ;)

Law Enforcement Against Prohibition

IndieTX  posted on  2009-06-26   11:58:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: IndieTX (#0)

10,000 US RADIO STATIONS WILL PLAY NOTHING BUT MICHAEL JACKSON RECORDS FOR A MONTH

This has already started.

“Some say that the age of chivalry is past, that the spirit of romance is dead. The age of chivalry is never past, so long as there is a wrong left unredressed on earth.” Charles Kingsley

Clitora  posted on  2009-06-26   13:13:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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