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Title: FAUXNEWS ALERT! BREAKING!!!
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Published: Jun 26, 2009
Author: FAUXY
Post Date: 2009-06-26 04:19:31 by IndieTX
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CHER CHANNELS MICHAEL JACKSON'S GHOST ADORING FANS SEE JACKSON FLOATING ABOVE HOSPITAL AFTER DEATH ORCA WINFREY DESCRIBES JACKSON AS A VICTIM OF HIS OWN GENIOUS FANS BEAT CHESTS AS THE FATHER AND FRIEND PASSES AUSTRALIAN GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN FOR A WEEK IN MEMORY OF MICHAEL JACKSON 10,000 US RADIO STATIONS WILL PLAY NOTHING BUT MICHAEL JACKSON RECORDS FOR A MONTH OBAMA SAYS OF JACKSON: HE WAS A LIKE A BROTHER TO ME; DESIGNATES AMERICAN FLAGS TO BE FLOWN AT HALF MAST DURING JULY QUEEN ELIZABETH WEPT AS NEWS OF MICHAEL JACKSON HITS GREAT BRITAIN North Korea Launches ICBM Which Crashes In Tokyo; Thousands Feared Dead Israel Admits Brainwashing Americans For Years; Hollywood Part of Mossad Psyops Operation Obama Outlaws Guns By Executive Order Farrah Fawcett Dead After Long Battle With Cancer Near Earth Object Changes Direction 90 Degrees On Collision Course With Earth Obama Shuts Down Blogs By Executive Order; Cites "Courtesy" Concerns Air France Black Boxes Found Breathing Outlawed By Obama; Cites CO2 Concerns Aliens Land On White House Lawn; Cite Digital TV Interference 
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#1. To: IndieTX (#0)
Hahahaha
Hahahaha At least someone appreciated the headlines as well as the point ;)
Law Enforcement Against Prohibition
This has already started.
“Some say that the age of chivalry is past, that the spirit of romance is dead. The age of chivalry is never past, so long as there is a wrong left unredressed on earth.” Charles Kingsley
#2. To: IndieTX, *Humor-Weird News* (#0)
but the sheiks would shriek and the barons would bellow if hemp was made legal...and people became mellow
#3. To: IndieTX (#0)
Aliens Land On White House Lawn; Cite Digital TV Interference
"If I were going to construct a God I would furnish him with some ways and qualities and characteristics which the Present One lacks... He would spend some of His eternities in trying to forgive Himself for making man unhappy when He could have made him happy with the same effort and He would spend the rest of them in studying astronomy." ~ Mark Twain
#4. To: wudidiz (#3)
Aliens Land On White House Lawn; Cite Digital TV Interference
#5. To: IndieTX (#0)
10,000 US RADIO STATIONS WILL PLAY NOTHING BUT MICHAEL JACKSON RECORDS FOR A MONTH
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