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Title: Woman brutally rapes male dog and fractures his penis
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Published: Jul 2, 2009
Author: pravada
Post Date: 2009-07-02 19:31:22 by tom007
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Views: 284
Comments: 9

Woman brutally rapes male dog and fractures his penis

A man prepares to file a lawsuit against his female friend, whom he asked to look after his dog for the time of his absence from the city. The woman brutally raped the dog and fractured his penis.

The incident took place in Moscow. Even experienced vets were shocked with the story of a 34-year-old Muscovite named only as Sergei G. The owner of the poor dog has already obtained all necessary certificates from the veterinary clinic and currently prepares to file a police report to call his zoophilistic friend to account, Life.ru tabloid reports.

Never in his wildest dreams could the man imagine that he would become a part of such a crazy story. The story actually happened to the man’s terrier Staf. Medics told the man that the dog’s penis was fractured and his scrotum was severely bruised.

Sergei was going on a business trip, and it just so happened that he had no one to ask to take care of his dog for the time of his absence. At his last gasp, the man gave his apartment keys to a good friend of his, a woman.

When the man returned, he found his dog in a terrible state. The man’s pervert friend maimed the dog’s genitals.

“I never knew she could do such a thing! I came back home, opened the door and found my dog lying on the mat yelping,” the man said. Staf’s penis was literally nibbled.

Vet doctors were shocked to see the dog when Sergei brought his pet to a local vet clinic. “We could not believe our eyes when we saw the animal,” a veterinary said. They concluded that the dog had not been injured in a fight with another dog.

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#1. To: tom007 (#0)

Title: Woman brutally rapes male dog and fractures his penis

You cannot "fracture" a penis.

It is not a bone. It is not fixed. It is a muscle engorged with blood. A bone is a solid support structure that makes blood cells and are mostly hollow.

Pravada just goes to show why russians should stop breeding.

"This is suspicious at best. Sounds like a bunch of nutty conspiracy theorists, or, as others have pointed out, a government program to find nutty conspiracy theorists who could be dangerous."

Clitora  posted on  2009-07-02   20:28:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: tom007 (#0)

WTF's wrong with Russian people?


"If I were going to construct a God I would furnish him with some ways and qualities and characteristics which the Present One lacks... He would spend some of His eternities in trying to forgive Himself for making man unhappy when He could have made him happy with the same effort and He would spend the rest of them in studying astronomy." ~ Mark Twain

wudidiz  posted on  2009-07-02   20:30:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Clitora (#1)

It is not fixed.

Speak for yourself.


"If I were going to construct a God I would furnish him with some ways and qualities and characteristics which the Present One lacks... He would spend some of His eternities in trying to forgive Himself for making man unhappy when He could have made him happy with the same effort and He would spend the rest of them in studying astronomy." ~ Mark Twain

wudidiz  posted on  2009-07-02   20:31:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: wudidiz (#3)

Speak for yourself.

Don't try to break my penis, thankyou.

"This is suspicious at best. Sounds like a bunch of nutty conspiracy theorists, or, as others have pointed out, a government program to find nutty conspiracy theorists who could be dangerous."

Clitora  posted on  2009-07-02   20:36:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: wudidiz (#2)

WTF's wrong with Russian people?

I was thinking the same thing.


"The hour is fast approaching, on which the Honor and Success of this army, and the safety of our bleeding Country depend. Remember officers and Soldiers, that you are Freemen, fighting for the blessings of Liberty - that slavery will be your portion, and that of your posterity, if you do not acquit yourselves like men."
--George Washington, General Orders, August 23, 1776

farmfriend  posted on  2009-07-02   20:51:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Clitoral, tom007, wudidiz (#1)

You cannot "fracture" a penis.

Mayo Clinic

Question
Penis fracture: Is this possible?

Can you fracture your penis?

Answer
from Todd B. Nippoldt, M.D.

A penis fracture can occur when there is trauma to the erect penis, resulting in rupture of the lining of the cylinder (corpus cavernosum) in the penis that becomes engorged with blood during an erection. This very painful injury is often accompanied by an audible cracking sound, followed immediately by dark bruising of the penis due to blood escaping the cylinder. In 10 percent to 30 percent of penis fractures, the urethra is damaged and blood may be visible at the urinary opening of the penis.

A fractured penis requires urgent medical attention. Prompt surgical repair of a penis fracture is usually successful. If untreated, the injury may result in deformity of the penis or the inability to have or maintain an erection (erectile dysfunction).


"The hour is fast approaching, on which the Honor and Success of this army, and the safety of our bleeding Country depend. Remember officers and Soldiers, that you are Freemen, fighting for the blessings of Liberty - that slavery will be your portion, and that of your posterity, if you do not acquit yourselves like men."
--George Washington, General Orders, August 23, 1776

farmfriend  posted on  2009-07-02   20:54:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Clitora (#1)

You cannot "fracture" a penis.

It is not a bone

You may want to recheck your facts.

From Wikipedia:

The baculum (also penis bone, penile bone or os penis) is a bone found in the penis of most mammals. It is absent in humans, equids, marsupials, lagomorphs, hyenas, and cetaceans (whales, dolphins, and porpoises) among others. It is used for copulation and varies in size and shape by species. Its characteristics are sometimes used to differentiate between similar species

Mammals having a penile bone (in males) and a clitoral bone (in females) include various eutherians:

Order Carnivora (including members of many well-known Families, such as Ursids (bears), Felids (cats), Canids (dogs), Pinnipeds (Walruses, Seals, Sea Lions), Procyonids (Raccoons etc), Mustelids (Otters, weasels, skunks) and others Order Chiroptera (bats) Such a wide distribution among placental mammals suggests that the bone evolved early in the history of these mammals, and was subsequently lost in certain groups.

Buzzard  posted on  2009-07-03   7:40:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: tom007 (#0)

And who says the internet isn't educational?

Rube Goldberg  posted on  2009-07-03   9:08:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Rube Goldberg (#8)

Yes, this information has refined us all, I am sure.

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tom007  posted on  2009-07-03   10:09:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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