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Title: I Feel Safer...
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Playboy, Sept 2005
URL Source: http://n/a
Published: Aug 15, 2005
Author: n/a
Post Date: 2005-08-15 10:52:55 by Esso
Keywords: Safer..., Feel
Views: 27
Comments: 9
FROM A LIST of items seized by airport security and auctioned online by the Transportation Security Administration, with winning bids: 8 belt-clip screwdriver kits, $4.95 To view current auctions, search eBay for the keyword NTSA.
Poster Comment: Don't you feel safer now? They can have my purple sombrero when they pry it from my cold, dead fingers.
7 bullet keychains, $5.24
1 sterling silver Tiffany pocketknife, $28.01
50 lbs. of utensils, $42.00
40 lbs. of nail clippers, $46.10
20 padlocks with keys, $46.97
50 lbs. of cuticle scissors, $51.59
50 lbs. of steel scissors, $51.78
20 lbs. of letter openers, $53.00
17 lbs. of tweezers, $61.02
1 purple sombrero, $67.22
50 lbs. of tools, $91.00
23 lbs. of lighters, $102.50
50 lbs. of corkscrews, $128.50
40 lbs. of pocketknives, $218.50
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#1. To: Esso (#0)
huh? what for? aren't air travellers supposed to lock their luggage?
And after confiscating his hat, they waved the illegal Mexican waering it on through.
Dr. Condoleezza Rice said that the “security of Israel is the key to security of the world.”
No. They demand it be UNlocked (speeds up the rifling process).
Dr. Condoleezza Rice said that the “security of Israel is the key to security of the world.”
I once killed 20 men in 6 minutes with a #2 Master padlock. ;)
These terrorists really have some pluck.
We should thank the Nazis for giving us all those stark, frightening images. How else we gonna learn not to act like that? On the other hand, monkey see...
On the bright side, next time you need 50 lbs. of scissors, you know right where to go.
Scissors are the most dangerous item in the airport. I'm sorry to inform you we had to kill your son. When prosperity comes, do not use all of it. - Confucious Is this part of the plan to balance the budget? Have the Feds steal even more stuff from decent Americans, and then sell it to finance their facist agenda? People are okay with this???
They confiscated a sombrero? Who did they think this guy was, Oddjob?
20 padlocks with keys, $46.97
#2. To: Esso (#0)
#3. To: christine (#1)
aren't air travellers supposed to lock their luggage?
#4. To: christine (#1)
#5. To: Esso (#0)
17 lbs. of tweezers, $61.02
#6. To: Dakmar (#5)
#7. To: Esso (#6)
On the bright side, next time you need 50 lbs. of scissors, you know right where to go.
What did he do?
He was running with scissors in a London airport.
How did he die exactly?
He got his eye poked out by a police revolver.
I tried to warn him.
The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole? - Will Rogers
#8. To: Esso (#0)
#9. To: Esso (#0)
1 purple sombrero
 | Gold and silver are real money, paper is but a promise. |
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