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Title: A Pug Tries to Pee on Turtle
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Published: Jul 4, 2009
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2009-07-04 11:26:01 by Turtle
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Views: 218
Comments: 11

I was sitting under a tree in a park yesterday, with Mickey the pug sitting next to me. And who comes by? Two women walking a pug.

So, of ocurse, they walked over. and Mickey and their pug started playing. Their pug was so excited he lifted his leg and peed on Turtle just a bit before I got out of the way.

One of the woman said he would pee on anything that was stationary, and Turtle was certainly stationary.

For all that, a good time was had by all.

First time I've ever been peed on by a dog.

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#1. To: Cynicom, tom007, James Deffenbach, farmfriend, Critter, lodwick, randge (#0)

I'm sure all of you will find this funny.

There's no place better thanTurtle Island.

Turtle  posted on  2009-07-04   11:27:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Turtle (#0)

One smart discerning Pug. hehehehehehehehe

Cynicom  posted on  2009-07-04   11:32:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Turtle (#1)

First time I've ever been peed on by a dog.

I did notice the qualifying word "dog". Does this mean you have been peed on by other things?


"The hour is fast approaching, on which the Honor and Success of this army, and the safety of our bleeding Country depend. Remember officers and Soldiers, that you are Freemen, fighting for the blessings of Liberty - that slavery will be your portion, and that of your posterity, if you do not acquit yourselves like men."
--George Washington, General Orders, August 23, 1776

farmfriend  posted on  2009-07-04   12:47:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: farmfriend (#3)

I did notice the qualifying word "dog". Does this mean you have been peed on by other things?

A toad peed on my hands when I was a kid.

There's no place better thanTurtle Island.

Turtle  posted on  2009-07-04   12:53:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Turtle (#4)

A toad peed on my hands when I was a kid.

Ok, thought maybe you were into golden showers.


"The hour is fast approaching, on which the Honor and Success of this army, and the safety of our bleeding Country depend. Remember officers and Soldiers, that you are Freemen, fighting for the blessings of Liberty - that slavery will be your portion, and that of your posterity, if you do not acquit yourselves like men."
--George Washington, General Orders, August 23, 1776

farmfriend  posted on  2009-07-04   13:01:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Turtle (#4)

A toad peed on my hands when I was a kid.

I think all country kids experienced that.

Cynicom  posted on  2009-07-04   13:02:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Turtle (#0)

Two women walking a pug.

Smooth operator.

"This is suspicious at best. Sounds like a bunch of nutty conspiracy theorists, or, as others have pointed out, a government program to find nutty conspiracy theorists who could be dangerous."

Clitora  posted on  2009-07-04   14:05:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Cynicom. Turtle. all (#6)

A toad peed on my hands when I was a kid.

I think all country kids experienced that.

Danged toads.

They do know how to escape capture...

Iran Truth Now!

Lod  posted on  2009-07-04   14:11:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Cynicom (#6)

A toad peed on my hands when I was a kid.

I think all country kids experienced that.

I actually know the difference between a toad and a frog.

Us Scots-Irish Ozarkian hillbillies are like that.

I also caught crawdads at the lake using string and a piece of bread dough.

There's no place better thanTurtle Island.

Turtle  posted on  2009-07-04   15:43:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Turtle (#9)

You own any ocean front property there in the Ozarks????

Cynicom  posted on  2009-07-04   15:56:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Cynicom (#10)

You own any ocean front property there in the Ozarks????

There's the crick where I make all my gurls wash my clothes, while I sit my rocking chair on the front porch while smoking seegars.

"Come listen to a story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed..."

There's no place better thanTurtle Island.

Turtle  posted on  2009-07-04   16:00:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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