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Title: Insane Sarah Palin, Late At Night On July 4, Threatens To Sue Entire Internet, Via Twitter
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Published: Jul 5, 2009
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Post Date: 2009-07-06 00:37:24 by wudidiz
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Insane Sarah Palin, Late At Night On July 4, Threatens To Sue Entire Internet, Via Twitter

'Now when all the clowns that you have commissioned, Have died in battle or in vain, And you're sick of all this repetition, Won't you come see me, Queen Jane?'
How did you spend the Fourth of July? Maybe having a BBQ with friends and family, watching a fireworks show, and generally enjoying a happy patriotic holiday? Batshit-insane American Quitter Sarah Palin ended her own special “Independence Day” by posting a series of desperate grammar-challenged nonsense and vicious threats on her Facebook and Twitter pages. Really.

(Also: Sarah, you idiot, when do you plan to give up your Twitter name AKGovSarahPalin? Because, you know, you just quit being governor ….)

It is unwise to dwell on the past or be obsessed with an unknown future, but we should all appreciate the wonderful present — a present in which Sarah Palin is nothing more than a punchline. Because, had things gone very differently in November, this dangerous delusional numbskull would’ve been just an Ambien overdose away from the presidency.

Thank you, America, for steering clear of the Sarah Palin disaster.

So, after crazily quitting her elected position as governor of Alaska, via an alarming backyard last-minute press conference void of any explanation , at the classic 4 p.m. hour of the Friday-Holiday news dump, Sarah Palin is now twatting on the twitter about how her Anchorage attorneys are going to SUE THE AMERICAN MEDIA, for saying “WTF?”

Honestly, this is what Sarah Palin twatted on Saturday Night, July 4th, Independence Day, in America.

Her link goes to (of course) Scientologist nut and sub-literate weirdo Greta Van Susteren’s blog on FoxNews.com, where Greta has helpfully (?) posted seven pages of legal threats from Palin’s lawyers, although you can’t actually read beyond the first vague page of whining bullshit, because Greta/Fox can’t figure out how to operate the Internet.

But, from other websites, we gather Palin’s lawyers plan lawsuits against MSNBC, the New York Times, the Huffington Post, the Washington Post, individual bloggers in Alaska, and other such anti-Palin forces such as “rain on your wedding day” and static cling.

Just go read this entire Anchorage Daily News article, which is hilarious.

Sarah Palin, a snowbilly grifter who spent her entire adult life desperately trying to become a Public Figure, apparently wants her attorneys to stupidly and pointlessly threaten American practitioners of free speech regarding our public figures and elected officials.

Happy fourth of July, you daft racist moron!


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#1. To: wudidiz (#0)

YawNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ..

HAPPY2BME-4UM  posted on  2009-07-06   0:41:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: wudidiz (#0)

Happy fourth of July, you daft racist moron!

So, she's a racist because she's white??

_________________________________________________________________________
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?”

“The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people…and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit!”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941

X-15  posted on  2009-07-06   0:43:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: wudidiz (#0)

Happy fourth of July, you daft racist moron!

Racist (n) : 1. Anyone who is winning an argument with a liberal. 2. Any member of an "pro-ethnic" group (see: NAACP, NCLR, and others)

"We're looking for [Obama] supporters," said DeHaven of Hoover, one of the event's organizers. "We're not looking for a fight. That will come later, when we have an army."

mirage  posted on  2009-07-06   0:53:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: HAPPY2BME-4UM, mirage, X-15, all (#3) (Edited)

I'm not endorsing this article and am sorry apologize if I have offended any Sarah Palin fans.

Or racists.

Or Republicans or white people or anybody for that matter.


"If I were going to construct a God I would furnish him with some ways and qualities and characteristics which the Present One lacks... He would spend some of His eternities in trying to forgive Himself for making man unhappy when He could have made him happy with the same effort and He would spend the rest of them in studying astronomy." ~ Mark Twain

wudidiz  posted on  2009-07-06   1:10:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: wudidiz (#4)

apologize

Why apologize?

"We're looking for [Obama] supporters," said DeHaven of Hoover, one of the event's organizers. "We're not looking for a fight. That will come later, when we have an army."

mirage  posted on  2009-07-06   1:18:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: wudidiz (#4)

Shoot, you don't owe us an apology, it's the articles' author who appears to be irrational.

_________________________________________________________________________
"This man is Jesus,” shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. “When will he come to Kenya to save us?”

“The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people…and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit!”
-Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941

X-15  posted on  2009-07-06   1:22:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: X-15, mirage (#6)

Yes, okay thank you. It's just that I usually always back up the articles I post. And honestly , I didn't really read this one, it just looked humorous. You know, take the attention off Michael Jackson for awhile.


"If I were going to construct a God I would furnish him with some ways and qualities and characteristics which the Present One lacks... He would spend some of His eternities in trying to forgive Himself for making man unhappy when He could have made him happy with the same effort and He would spend the rest of them in studying astronomy." ~ Mark Twain

wudidiz  posted on  2009-07-06   1:26:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: All (#7)

.


"If I were going to construct a God I would furnish him with some ways and qualities and characteristics which the Present One lacks... He would spend some of His eternities in trying to forgive Himself for making man unhappy when He could have made him happy with the same effort and He would spend the rest of them in studying astronomy." ~ Mark Twain

wudidiz  posted on  2009-07-06   1:37:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: wudidiz (#0)

wud...

No author?????

Surely you can post better than this???

4um is not a dumpster.

Cynicom  posted on  2009-07-06   2:39:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: wudidiz, -X-15 (#4)

Civility will be dealt with swift and overwhelming brow-beating.

:~>

HAPPY2BME-4UM  posted on  2009-07-06   2:39:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Cynicom (#9) (Edited)

No author?????

Surely you can post better than this???

4um is not a dumpster.

Oh good Lord....

wonkette.com/409650/insan...tire-internet-via-twitter


"If I were going to construct a God I would furnish him with some ways and qualities and characteristics which the Present One lacks... He would spend some of His eternities in trying to forgive Himself for making man unhappy when He could have made him happy with the same effort and He would spend the rest of them in studying astronomy." ~ Mark Twain

wudidiz  posted on  2009-07-06   2:51:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: wudidiz (#11)

Oh good Lord....

Good lord what wud?????

4um is not a dumpster and you know that.

Put a name on it and post anything you like.

Obscene language is never...funny...nor hilarious. If you find such amusing fine, that does not mean I and others do, and take exception. Language here on 4um has been going downhill due posting by a few, you are not the first nor will not be the last.

Free speech and humor does not mean 4um has to wallow in the gutter.

Cynicom  posted on  2009-07-06   3:00:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: Cynicom (#12)

Yes Sir.


"If I were going to construct a God I would furnish him with some ways and qualities and characteristics which the Present One lacks... He would spend some of His eternities in trying to forgive Himself for making man unhappy when He could have made him happy with the same effort and He would spend the rest of them in studying astronomy." ~ Mark Twain

wudidiz  posted on  2009-07-06   3:09:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: wudidiz (#0)

Sarah Palin, a snowbilly grifter

Ha! Good description.

Mark

If America is destroyed, it may be by Americans who salute the flag, sing the national anthem, march in patriotic parades, cheer Fourth of July speakers - normally good Americans who fail to comprehend what is required to keep our country strong and free - Americans who have been lulled into a false security (April 1968).---Ezra Taft Benson, US Secretary of Agriculture 1953-1961 under Eisenhower

Kamala  posted on  2009-07-06   5:46:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: wudidiz (#13)

Read your original post.

There is available on the internet a listing of obscene codewords commonly being used in forums for texting etc etc. Double entendre.

Cynicom  posted on  2009-07-06   7:47:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: Cynicom (#15) (Edited)

Okay, thank you.


"If I were going to construct a God I would furnish him with some ways and qualities and characteristics which the Present One lacks... He would spend some of His eternities in trying to forgive Himself for making man unhappy when He could have made him happy with the same effort and He would spend the rest of them in studying astronomy." ~ Mark Twain

wudidiz  posted on  2009-07-06   14:16:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: wudidiz (#0)

Threatens To Sue Entire Internet

It's Sarah Palin's Style. Sarah's just another big time loser and WHINER who's lookin' for more free publicity. "THOU SHALT NOT WHINE", TIM RUSSART

sizzlerguy  posted on  2009-07-06   19:05:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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